₦airaland Forum

allanphash7:
HOW NEWSPAPERS' HEADLINES ON
MONDAY 30TH MARCH, 2015 WILL LOOK LIKE:
1. "INEC declares Buhari President-Elect
with 26.4 million votes! PDP rejects result" - VANGUARD!
2. "Buhari declared winner!". "This is the
worst election in Nigeria's history" (Olisa
Metuh) - PUNCH!
3. "APC in a historic victory!". "Godswill
Akpabio flee to Ghana, begs for forgiveness". - PM NEWS!
4. "This is the most rigged election in the
world, Jega must be arrested and
imprisoned immediately. We are heading to court" (Ruben Abati) - DAILY INDEPENDENT!
5. "South-south boils as INEC declares Buhari winner, Militants threatened war." - NIGERIAN TRIBUNE!
6. "APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate seats and 65% House of Reps. We are studying the results" (Mimiko) - SUN NEWSPAPER!
7. "Militants Protests Buhari's Victory,
Demands Cancellation Of Polls In 21 States" - TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER!
8. "How Jega Rigged The Polls In Favour Of Buhari" - Premium time
9. "Obama, Cameroon, Hollande, Ban Ki
Moon, World Leaders Congratulate Buhari" - THE NATION!
10. "I Will Finish All The Gambaris In Niger Delta Before May 29" (Asari Dokubo) - SAHARAREPORTERS !
11. "Jega Rigged For The Opposition, We Will Obtain A Court Order And Arrest Him" (SSS spokeswoman, Marylin Ogar) - LEADERSHIP!
12. "It Can Never Be Possible, It Is Either
Jonathan Or No Nigeria" (Ayo Fayose) - DAILY TRUST
13. "Senate President, David Mark In A Secret Meeting With The Military To Stop May, 29 Handing Over To Buhari" - THISDAY NEWSPAPER
14. "No President That Has His People At
Heart Will Hand Over Power To Someone
Who Doesn't Care About The Masses" (Doyin Okupe) - NTA NEWS
15. "Nigeria Will Be Better Without
Jonathan" (United Nation) - NEW YORK TIMES.

Dis is brilliant

HopeAlive14:
Check out this picture of a young Pakistani girl.

The haters will soon arrive and tag this PHOTOSHOP..

Eastherbunny:
Cool monster truck but all I see is wastage of money cuz by sunday sia buhari would be announce as the new president.


Wait on the other hand the truck could be use to move GEJ bck to were ever he came from.

Sia buahari.
No robot can change what coming

GEJ did more good to develop Nigeria than any of his predecessors at any equal length of time.

If ethnic and religious bigotry stop you from seeing the truth, you then vote to make GEJ return to Otuoke, hunger fit kill you after.

You cannot succed in using any force on earth to milk crude oil in Jonathan's backyard to run business as usual. Because your Buhari and Abacha ran the most corrupt government ever in Nigeria.


Bush man, who can't look beyond his nose, that's what you are.

splendid

Big hugs for u


How are u doing today?

Janet101:
Dis is brilliant

allanphash7:
HOW NEWSPAPERS' HEADLINES ON
MONDAY 30TH MARCH, 2015 WILL LOOK LIKE:
1. "INEC declares Buhari President-Elect
with 26.4 million votes! PDP rejects result" - VANGUARD!
2. "Buhari declared winner!". "This is the
worst election in Nigeria's history" (Olisa
Metuh) - PUNCH!
3. "APC in a historic victory!". "Godswill
Akpabio flee to Ghana, begs for forgiveness". - PM NEWS!
4. "This is the most rigged election in the
world, Jega must be arrested and
imprisoned immediately. We are heading to court" (Ruben Abati) - DAILY INDEPENDENT!
5. "South-south boils as INEC declares Buhari winner, Militants threatened war." - NIGERIAN TRIBUNE!
6. "APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate seats and 65% House of Reps. We are studying the results" (Mimiko) - SUN NEWSPAPER!
7. "Militants Protests Buhari's Victory,
Demands Cancellation Of Polls In 21 States" - TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER!
8. "How Jega Rigged The Polls In Favour Of Buhari" - Premium time
9. "Obama, Cameroon, Hollande, Ban Ki
Moon, World Leaders Congratulate Buhari" - THE NATION!
10. "I Will Finish All The Gambaris In Niger Delta Before May 29" (Asari Dokubo) - SAHARAREPORTERS !
11. "Jega Rigged For The Opposition, We Will Obtain A Court Order And Arrest Him" (SSS spokeswoman, Marylin Ogar) - LEADERSHIP!
12. "It Can Never Be Possible, It Is Either
Jonathan Or No Nigeria" (Ayo Fayose) - DAILY TRUST
13. "Senate President, David Mark In A Secret Meeting With The Military To Stop May, 29 Handing Over To Buhari" - THISDAY NEWSPAPER
14. "No President That Has His People At
Heart Will Hand Over Power To Someone
Who Doesn't Care About The Masses" (Doyin Okupe) - NTA NEWS
15. "Nigeria Will Be Better Without
Jonathan" (United Nation) - NEW YORK TIMES.

I like your creative and imaginative thinking but I am sad you geared it towards polites.

Daura say Baba oyoyo...

The fourth & final blow to Buhari


GEJ till 2019: Stamped, signed & sealed!

himkers:
This monster truck got all mouths 'wowing.'

Things like this aren't easily seen in naija; it is used by the PDP as a campaign train
Truck for GEJ 2015 election (courtesy of Arthur Eze).

CHEVROLET I guess... They make the longest and widest trucks. But this is an elevated truck with wider tyres not a monster truck. Those tyres aren't meant for that truck.

adeyemi2015:
I don get PVC Godwin
INEC don get Card Reader Godwin
PDP don suffer Godwin
Buhari go win Godwin o
Na Godwin o na Godwin!







I am just happy that the D-Day is less than 72 Hours!!!














Sai Buhari!
Sai Nigeria!!!

future impossible tense

So?

9jatatafo:
I like your creative and imaginative thinking but I am sad you geared it towards polites.

Cool truck but am I the only one seeing the bike with the head of a lion?

y cant they use their made in nigeria vehicle

Eastherbunny:
Cool monster truck but all I see is wastage of money cuz by sunday sia buhari would be announce as the new president.


Wait on the other hand the truck could be use to move GEJ bck to were ever he came from.

Sia buahari.
No robot can change what coming

Go learn proper English 1st then maybe you can discern how to vote wisely.If you don't know proper English I doubt you'll ever know proper issues,right focus and real vision for voting.

See truck wey go cost millions and i dey here never chop and gej and gmb dey find my vote

Even the PDP knows the roads are not in good condition, how will there not buy such a car? Their evil deeds are living with them.

Old boy APC don enter wahala with this truck o.

fresh15:
This is the truck that will carry Buhari back to Daura and from there to his farm.That is where he belongs.Jonathan all the way.

lwkmd. kikikikiki

Bifwoli:
Go learn proper English 1st then maybe you can discern how to vote wisely.If you don't know proper English I doubt you'll ever know proper issues,right focus and real vision for voting.

Werey if na m english the disturb you then you got bigger problem than you think

And this made FRONT PAGE?

some time i wonder how the educated fulls rush out to media to spray the news of there corrupt paid master but still u say they is corruption u want to fight it when u are the one supporting it in the first place

use your sense not your eyes or what u read by the tani worms if a man can resist temptation in the mist of plenty then to them that much is giving then much is ask

fresh15:
This is the truck that will carry Buhari back to Daura and from there to his farm.That is where he belongs.Jonathan all the way.

sorry 4 u. u just dey waste Mb. when buhari is announced as the winner on Sunday pls remind me to send u a bucket, so u can fill it up with Ur tears.

Eastherbunny:
Cool monster truck but all I see is wastage of money cuz by sunday sia buhari would be announce as the new president.


Wait on the other hand the truck could be use to move GEJ bck to were ever he came from.

Sia buahari.
No robot can change what coming

If you like shout sia buari or nadia buari or even siasia buari

GEJ will win the election and Buhari will cry again on TV

arimahoseloka:
sorry 4 u. u just dey waste Mb. when buhari is announced as the winner on Sunday pls remind me to send u a bucket, so u can fill it up with Ur tears.

Dear, you've decided to pitch ur tent with the retrogressives, why?? What happened to your dream of wanting a young blood to lead us in dis nation?? Have you forgotten d ideologies of YDP or YDM??

Bifwoli:
Go learn proper English 1st then maybe you can discern how to vote wisely.If you don't know proper English I doubt you'll ever know proper issues,right focus and real vision for voting.

Bitter truth bro

Let the litany of dumb,semi literate internet lunatics that abound on nairaland suck on it

kevinberry:
Op if you let me slap you eehn..your destiny go reset..

Who told you that truck like this are not found in nigeria... That a nor hilux truck of ford F150..

What they do is just to p1mp the body with colours and raise the wheel...

There are more than 5 in my estate here in warri...

This is what normally happen when you visit the city for the first time after spending more than 20years in one village

Fvktard

Absolutely correct!!!!!

allanphash7:
So?

As I said. Don't be offended. You could be better if your creative mind is put into abstract writing and novel like. Not politics my brother unless you are a journalist who reports politics

1miccza:
Absolutely correct!!!!!

Mumu

himkers:
Mumu

My feLlow mumu aw far

1miccza:
My feLlow mumu aw far

Go look for ur likes

3ace:
Cool truck but am I the only one seeing the bike with the head of a lion?

That's Arthur Eze's office at GRA Enugu. I think those toys belong to him and his boys.

no be our money dem use buy m!!
#ihavedecided
#Apc