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Since Jonah has made railway functional in Nigeria again, I guess he would have to be travelling back to Otuoke by rail. Oh! But he forgot to get a standard train. As Bastard Okupe said, Nigeria cannot afford a standard train because we are not America.

Well, Jonah will have to endure the slow trek or crawl of the train he said he has made effective. But wait a minute, is any railway channeled towards Otuoke? I think no, because OTUOKE is a riverine area, but I can't advise Jonah to go their by ship because Jona can sleep very well and when Jonah sleeps, definitely the sea will be turbulent and the ship might capsize.

Well, even if the ship is wavering in the sea, their is always a way out. Every Jonah is a statesman, who will do wrong things in the beginning and get famed for the 'injury time' single good thing ever. I remember biblical Jonah. He offered to be thrown into the sea and got swallowed up by a fish instead of making everybody perish, he desired to perish alone.

Jonah said, "My ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian." I mean GEJ.

LWKMD..Abeg E don do. make una forgive GEJ.

Noo. Otueke is a lil bit far so let him just go by bicycle since the train is slow

OP, you are very wicked o. He'd be an Ex-President soon, allow this guy na. Una wan kill am?

Yeske2:
OP, you are very wicked o. He'd be an Ex-President soon, allow this guy na. Una wan kill am?

He shall not die but live to declare his asset and vomit all the money he was sharing.

otemanuduno:
Since Jonah has made railway functional in Nigeria again, I guess he would have to be travelling back to Otuoke by rail. Oh! But he forgot to get a standard train. As Bastard Okupe said, Nigeria cannot afford a standard train because we are not America.

Well, Jonah will have to endure the slow trek or crawl of the train he said he has made effective. But wait a minute, is any railway channeled towards Otuoke? I think no, because OTUOKE is a riverine area, but I can't advise Jonah to go their by ship because Jona can sleep very well and when Jonah sleeps, definitely the sea will be turbulent and the ship might capsize.

Well, even if the ship is wavering in the sea, their is always a way out. Every Jonah is a statesman, who will do wrong things in the beginning and get famed for the 'injury time' single good thing ever. I remember biblical Jonah. He offered to be thrown into the sea and got swallowed up by a fish instead of making everybody perish, he desired to perish alone.

Jonah said, "My ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian." I mean GEJ.

OP quit hating joor! It doesn't do you any good!

otemanuduno:
He shall not die but live to declare his asset and vomit all the money he was sharing.

Lol.... This guy dey para oo