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In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by yhemite(op): 12:06am On Apr 12, 2015
Guys if you have a single chance to SLAP TWO out of Nigerian politicians today, who would that be? GIVE REASON FOR UR ACTION

Personally me na Doyin OKUPE OO, I would be like, so na u be doyin oku igbe abihuh political bastard. Puaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......so na ur face be this, puaaaaaa! why have you suddenly gone underground? after u done use your mouth finish GEJ career Abihuh Agbaya osi.....Get out of here, see his indomine brain like Fani Kayode own.
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by mensdept: 12:07am On Apr 12, 2015
Obasanjo and Buhari, for continuing the military rule in our so-called democracy
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by Nobody: 12:09am On Apr 12, 2015
OBJ n Orubebe
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by Nobody: 12:09am On Apr 12, 2015
mensdept:
Obasanjo and Buhari, for continuing the military rule in our so-called democracy
You need to be slapped then
You don't understand democracy again?
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by jantofubu(m): 12:10am On Apr 12, 2015
Ffk and fayose
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by dunkem21(m): 12:11am On Apr 12, 2015
Oba ....ma grin
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by cozy7(m): 12:11am On Apr 12, 2015
Plz Op can I gv my own 2 slaps to one person?
GEJ deserves it, even 2 knocks on that head of his.
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by yhemite(op): 12:13am On Apr 12, 2015
make una dey give reasons now............ abi na pointless slap una wan dey share give them ni
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by BossTtdiamonds(m): 12:15am On Apr 12, 2015
I'd slap Fayose Twice..
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by LoveDecay(m): 12:15am On Apr 12, 2015
Mossab leader uwarzuruike and senator Ali sherrif
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by Nobody: 12:19am On Apr 12, 2015
I will beg to give all the slap to only Obasanjo angry. Useless old man
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by Sweetguy25: 12:20am On Apr 12, 2015
I'll slap GEJ.
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by CHM11: 12:25am On Apr 12, 2015
All slaps goes to Amaechi Rotimi.

Reason: He is sick in the head, heartless and keep oweing ex-corp members their state allowance!!!!
Like Rivers state is his personal property
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by MVLOX(m): 12:31am On Apr 12, 2015
Emmanuel Eweta Uduaghan and GEJ.......mehn if i slap dis two guys cha I swear their destiny go change
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by saasala(m): 12:31am On Apr 12, 2015
I wanna slap one person twice, very hot slap o. That is Badluck Ebola Jonadoomed
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by Nokiae5: 12:32am On Apr 12, 2015
Blebleswag:
OBJ n Orubebe
how far
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by wasco24: 12:42am On Apr 12, 2015
hahahahah guys una go use laff kill me oooooo
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by hedonistic: 12:48am On Apr 12, 2015
1. Goodluck Jonathan.
2. Goodluck Jonathan.

This man disappointed some of us his loyal supporters. You don't lose an election, concede defeat, and prematurely congratulate your opponent as an incumbent president and COMMANDER in Chief, even when irregularities of all sorts deprived you of victory. Not in this part of the world. The idiiiots in the APC he conceded victory to would NEVER do that if they were in his shoes. Fools like Obasanjo who is now a tribal hero to his fellow conspiratorial oil lickers rigged elections all through his time in power and even fought for an unconstitutional third term. Would that old amala hypocrite have conceded defeat if he was in your shoes?

I am massively disappointed in Jonathan and have not recovered from that shock.. Yes, his cowardly surrender to a far less equipped and far less suitable opponent has now crowned him as a so-called 'super statesman' . . . and Nigerians would have a positive memory of him in the future, BUT the present is intolerable because he failed to do the needful!
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by soloafe: 12:49am On Apr 12, 2015
fashola and ameachi
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by cy4cent(f): 12:49am On Apr 12, 2015
Alison madueke and fayose
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by Joboms(m): 12:50am On Apr 12, 2015
C GOBE grin
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by dotreal4life: 12:57am On Apr 12, 2015
I wish I was given chance to give more than 2 politicians slap. However, let's stick with the rule.
I'll heavily give GEJ for not having Devine gift of leadership yet he opted to lead a great nation.
The second person is the latest most troublesome made in Nigeria Orubebe for disgracing his generation.
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by missdebs(f): 1:02am On Apr 12, 2015
mama peace and mama peace
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by Maczeelly(m): 1:03am On Apr 12, 2015
Fayose x2.....don't ask me why
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by MVLOX(m): 1:06am On Apr 12, 2015
dotreal4life:
I wish I was given chance to give more than 2 politicians slap. However, let's stick with the rule.
I'll heavily give GEJ for not having Devine gift of leadership yet he opted to lead a great nation.
The second person is the latest most troublesome made in Nigeria Orubebe for disgracing his generation.
Bros no go give dem slap way go send their brain back to factory reset for real life ooo.....lol
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by otemanuduno: 1:07am On Apr 12, 2015
hedonistic:
1. Goodluck Jonathan.
2. Goodluck Jonathan.

This man disappointed some of us his loyal supporters. You don't lose an election, concede defeat, and prematurely congratulate your opponent as an incumbent president and COMMANDER in Chief, even when irregularities of all sorts deprived you of victory. Not in this part of the world. The idiiiots in the APC he conceded victory to would NEVER do that if they were in his shoes. Fools like Obasanjo who is now a tribal hero to his fellow conspiratorial oil lickers rigged elections all through his time in power and even fought for an unconstitutional third term. Would that old amala hypocrite have conceded defeat if he was in your shoes?

I am massively disappointed in Jonathan and have not recovered from that shock.. Yes, his cowardly surrender to a far less equipped and far less suitable opponent has now crowned him as a so-called 'super statesman' . . . and Nigerians would have a positive memory of him in the future, BUT the present is intolerable because he failed to do the needful!
na ontop two slaps you run compose this long essay ni? chai! normally my slap was prepared for GEJ and his wife before but instead, I will slap you for writing this baseless story.
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by AlomoReloaded: 1:22am On Apr 12, 2015
yhemite:
Guys if you have a single chance to SLAP TWO out of Nigerian politicians today, who would that be? GIVE REASON FOR UR ACTION

Personally me na Doyin OKUPE OO, I would be like, so na u be doyin oku igbe abihuh political bastard. Puaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......so na ur face be this, puaaaaaa! why have you suddenly gone underground? after u done use your mouth finish GEJ career Abihuh
Agbaya osi.....Get out of here, see his indomine brain like Fani Kayode own.
Jonathan and buhari... just to know how it feels, slapping number one citizens... grin grin[size=8pt][/size]
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by Change2015(m): 1:22am On Apr 12, 2015
Jonathan
Fayose

Too many reasons...

#change
#GMB
#APC
#oneNigeria
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by ramdris(m): 1:59am On Apr 12, 2015
I will slap FFK and Doyin for running down GMB all because of election. Two bastards!
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by Jaypea98: 2:13am On Apr 12, 2015
I would slap Mr Ibu for not contesting in the just concluded Presidential Election
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by ephemm(m): 4:24am On Apr 12, 2015
1. Patience jonathan - for not voting in the Gubernatorial and house of assembly elections
2. Goodluck Ebele jonathan - for making Nigeria's no1 seat a laughing stock for almost 6 years
Re: In Your Dream-assuming You Are Chanced To Slap Two Nigerian Politicians Today. by gebest: 5:41am On Apr 12, 2015
hedonistic:
1. Goodluck Jonathan.
2. Goodluck Jonathan.

This man disappointed some of us his loyal supporters. You don't lose an election, concede defeat, and prematurely congratulate your opponent as an incumbent president and COMMANDER in Chief, even when irregularities of all sorts deprived you of victory. Not in this part of the world. The idiiiots in the APC he conceded victory to would NEVER do that if they were in his shoes. Fools like Obasanjo who is now a tribal hero to his fellow conspiratorial oil lickers rigged elections all through his time in power and even fought for an unconstitutional third term. Would that old amala hypocrite have conceded defeat if he was in your shoes?

I am massively disappointed in Jonathan and have not recovered from that shock.. Yes, his cowardly surrender to a far less equipped and far less suitable opponent has now crowned him as a so-called 'super statesman' . . . and Nigerians would have a positive memory of him in the future, BUT the present is intolerable because he failed to do the needful!
u be mu-mu, u people would ve killed urself for nothing
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