Alexpissu:
Intelligent cyphering rhymes I-shine connect
Coogar stays positive with vocab my G correct
Lost no e-battles with traded words he's Streetwise
We in the jungle of staying alive where sh>t flies
Reality sets in first textcee I met was Mailmalc
Ancient city "Obas" aware of his record of Nailing wacks
Heavenly divine words rap reverend Rhapsody
Spat ish so real devil be screaming am ungodly
Age is gone ...people come people go like soldiers
Menike brought murderinc Obedz was saying What's that
Way back it was bloody...Tag team clashes began
Some write so little they relegated like wigan
Nobody got more families than Bolajiboak..from Flowshow
to Chasisgirl,Edosio, b4 he began there was no show
Naijafan tutored me with tools I grew killing fools
Moment passed I slayed Menike with "no childhood" abuse
History got a calendar ...O4ka came up with peace treaty
Po Deep acting major...I-shine jabs was witty
Textcee wanted a public apology or be left an outcast
I-shine took it on the floor to act fast
The battle was drawn ....blood thicker than water
Guess why Wordsmith acted quicker 4 Po Deep to ponder
O4ka wanted a pair to feast on ...Hybrid sees him as a pun
Desperation be piling up we all here for fun
The biggest news Rhapsody same as Maverick
Everyone acting disciples nobody summoned Maverick
Many quitted his Gospel lounge...the saint act was cut
All said he gone AWOL not appearing in court
Mathuss a true spartan he business with his punchlines
Funny how he ate Heyo like lunchtime
Mukina aced out Freestyle 2 ..we holiday like J
Lailaboi notjustok became other's reference till today
We all on different horizon Sharn got her own site
Mailmalc on Tatafo Eldee set ups was so right
Flash from the pan Hannibal battles Wordsmith
Hannibal same as Sauron ...I was What's with
Sauron banned in Menike's era ...Jduck then was invisible
His crew battered ill sure they incredibles
Spring descending...Ibime came on board un-announced
Dropping metaphors multis all at once
Eldee was intrigued ...spotted him like a scout
Peeps were satisfied Eldee gave a shout out
Wordsmith was nervous his verses were too frail
Ibime's verse was like Holy Molly did he drank from holy grail
No king last forever but history we always remember
The new Champ...textcees wants to Bar tender
Mathuss brawl was mocked like a sheet withno letters
Who's next in line with words to batter
There came Streetwise ...Ibime's slayer
Dude puns was current like he wrote on wire
That wasn't the last he left not retiring his crown
Threads be deserted leaving audience with frown
DBR,Mikus,Krone,Giyaaz,Airmark all are rookies
They be eating themselves up like they were cookies
A tourney we all looked with a telescope
Time was wanning we all amazed how fellas cope
DBR fine with the linez ...punctual with the flow
Twisted minds named Ibime Arsenal of flows
One word one winner ...bragging rights who's the finest
The sun grace the podium DBR raised the bar as the shinest
Cynical battle hall of fame on the records
They tossed asside ...what a shame leaving retards
Juveniles biting hard to take position withno respect
2go textcees all dead this page like a casket
Warriblood nailed it with originality from his roots
Praised his goons...been awhile he step on the booth
Darkrebel feels like a messenger with dark thoughts
Ain't trying to cross ...I hit up your foughts
Shoutout to Krone we collide on same headlinez
Everybody be cool am having fun with weird linez
We all killing it with metaphors,paradox ,poetry
Let yall voice be heard spit it fluently

Dose of batsh*t. Dude, you soft like a linen suit.

I make it rain by making niggaz cry on and on for several days
till i have them conceding defeat like they were GEJ

CAN I TALK

rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrh



After I drop my verse this wack nigga gonna need a grave digger//
In other words get the coffin ready im about to pull the trigger//
Ill take the effort to write this verse on your tombstone so imma haunt you in your afterlife//
Imma slice your throat without blades all I need for you is a butterknife//
Imma butcher so this fuckin BITCH can try beef with me//
Im wanted by your mother in bed you homo...u cant Bleep with me//
Imma cut his intestines into spigetti bring out the confetti because the celebration is your funeral//
Lemmie spit on your tombstone shame to this futileral//
Look imma paint pictures of your mama on your tombstone//
What a shame that a rapper conspired againsted CanItalk now im killing him THROUGTH a phone//
Ill slice your ego like ima tear your heart//
Imma hang your head on your tombstone so that my script and your pain never depart//
You nothing but a ghost im the reaper//
Im at the top of all levels you still a reacher//



oNe

Can_I_talk


rarrrrrrrrh


Drop micro punchlines and see how yol nigas noses get busted/
And my ego is too big to get swallowed that I leave your teeth clusted/
And then yol be spitting bloody flows like i got yol arterys flustered/
And spit oxymorons at these nigas and watch how their iron-fists get rusted/
When I sing with a choros all you (hear.here.)is the sound of death/
And puns go to the (hed.head) makin u fall ova like meth/
Got stars on my eyes like ive crossed the universe/
Carry billions wit a plastic yol BITCHES carry purses/
My lines HAVE SO MANY VIEWPOINTS THAT IT OPENS EYES OF THE BLINDED/
and soupy bars wash the heads#brainwash minds of the dirty minded/
Point a gun from the ""right "" at yol faces that ""left""you blind-sided/
And when I spit acid flows not evan phantoms could of hided/
When I battle I use barbed wires to have yol trapped/
Drop micro my line on yol back and saw how your spine snapped/
(Rip*R.I.P)the world from under your feet and u freefall wit arms that flapped/
And wen bitches run for me its to get lapped/
My Tranquility guns leave you Tranquily stunned/
And my substantial kicks leave you substantialy out-runned/
My OPTIMISTIC OBJECTION is OBSESION/
And I OPEN unOPENED niga OBSECTIONS/
and im (rooling*roleing) with money like green avalanche/
And I make these nigas take dowb notes with no bank charge/



oNe

canItalk:
Can_I_talk


rarrrrrrrrh


Drop micro punchlines and see how yol nigas noses get busted/
And my ego is too big to get swallowed that I leave your teeth clusted/
And then yol be spitting bloody flows like i got yol arterys flustered/
And spit oxymorons at these nigas and watch how their iron-fists get rusted/
When I sing with a choros all you (hear.here.)is the sound of death/
And puns go to the (hed.head) makin u fall ova like meth/
Got stars on my eyes like ive crossed the universe/
Carry billions wit a plastic yol BITCHES carry purses/
My lines HAVE SO MANY VIEWPOINTS THAT IT OPENS EYES OF THE BLINDED/
and soupy bars wash the heads#brainwash minds of the dirty minded/
Point a gun from the ""right "" at yol faces that ""left""you blind-sided/
And when I spit acid flows not evan phantoms could of hided/
When I battle I use barbed wires to have yol trapped/
Drop micro my line on yol back and saw how your spine snapped/
(Rip*R.I.P)the world from under your feet and u freefall wit arms that flapped/
And wen bitches run for me its to get lapped/
My Tranquility guns leave you Tranquily stunned/
And my substantial kicks leave you substantialy out-runned/
My OPTIMISTIC OBJECTION is OBSESION/
And I OPEN unOPENED niga OBSECTIONS/
and im (rooling*roleing) with money like green avalanche/
And I make these nigas take dowb notes with no bank charge/



oNe

U cnt plsss....!!!!

Mayor in the blk

Bars:




U cnt plsss....!!!!

lmao

Bars:




U cnt plsss....!!!!

lols

wadup with yah mahn

CanItalk



Rarrrrrrrrrh



You say your guns loaded//
Im going to spit bars of RUST leaving your bullets corroded//
My lyrics are an anthem of pain like they been TORTURE noted//
And in this division (÷) ill mathematicly tear you apart with no REMAINDER//
JUST LIKE YOUR DEAD MOTHERS CORPSE GOT INfESTED WITH ZOMBIES THIS BATTLE IS A NO-BRAINER//
In this reaction ill add acid as flavor to...your flow thats so plainer//
SERVE you with BEEF thats poison to the bone cause I aint no waiter//
My bullets breath fire like a monster from hell thats why my guns are blazing//
I rap like a futile lord leaving all these angels on their knees praizing//
You on a mission to have rappers bodies BE-REDED ..but whats a little blood when on the battlefield I leave rappers BE-HEADED//
Diseaster in my flow oh shit I leading you to your grave like a blind man to a pit //
I got 50shots to let out and imma make you the main hit//
Im all about derailing kings ..over throwing lords and disposing youto being a faker//
Last night I spread the sheets over yol sisters corpse and she came bac k for more sex like an undertaker//
Im blazing ..in colisions im the main heat releaser//
Yol I see you destinated to the poles like you a freezer//
50'-60's no matter what you bring imma dismantle it//
Oh shit my drop got this battle out of control so u cant handle it//
Im toxically lyrical meaning my flows are hazzardous//
When I release them on kidz they become obliedgenly monsterous//
How can a kid put me 6ft under when I planted him 100ft beneth me//
Shows fantasy to this niga always tryna get in reach of me//
And 60 flows .....60 bullets ....and 60 ways imma beat you //
100 knives .......fucked100 wives....... use their dead pussy to consume you//
200rappers im 200years ahead of them





oNe

its really dry here...... is this the NL this niggas talk about? am i lost?

its really dry here...... is this the NL this niggas talk about? am i lost?



#confused

canItalk:



lols

wadup with yah mahn

Hehe..I dea bro!!!

I'm a grown man now, I aint need to battle no more. Give me some space . . .


.

.

I bring rhymes that's sicker than Slim Shay/
Making money is my freaking insigne/
. . last year I lent cash to Niger Delta, now the "south owe me" and I aint tryna speak of "Principe"!/

I'm getting big bills in a way/
. . too much money, this guy is making cedis and yen/
Now defenders and banks know I cop more dough than any "C.B earn"!/

They better tell Alexpissu that I'm a torn in the flesh of netcees/ he better flee or jet to Memphis/
. . Cos ask " Sanchez" if he stays in town, my boys ll pick him anywhere "Alex is"!/

They know me in every big forum/
Torture Alex if he lacks decorum/
But if he claims "AREA boy", the kinda terror I ll unleash on the occupants of his house' PERIMETER ll "speak VOLUMES"!/

He thinks his raps are ddoper/ till I split his laps with boulders/
Plus if he feels he can handle the cyhers or "Ma sub", he ll git laid by Biafran soldiers!/

I rip dummies/ that spit rubbish/
Split Alex' shoulders apart when I raise a panel like Chief Judges!/

I bring you massive dismay/ your girl stalk me cos of the cash that ah spray/
So come this May, I won't fix her on a route to strangers . . you can bet I ll put her in the family way!/

I keep smacking the ggay/ till every mouth confess/ that I sprout the best/
I'm to be feared,
Got a buiding for cold blood creatures, nigga call it a 'house of reps'!/

You can't defeat this jaw breaker/ you ssilly dumb hater/
Test me and get whiplashed in the @ss till you find it hard to sit like suspended law makers!/

I wonder why you tryna type like what you pop is top notch/
When we all know that your puns are all bleeped/
. . You getting waylaid on the NET for GROSS misconduct!/

Illmayor:


lmao

Lolx...na sooo

mikuz:
I'm a grown man now, I aint need to battle noi more. Give me some space . . .


.

.

I bring rhymes that's sicker than Slim Shay/
Making money is my freaking insigne/
. . last year I lent cash to Niger Delta, now the "south owe me" and I aint tryna speak of "Principe"!/

I'm getting big bills in a way/
. . too much money, this guy is making cedis and yen/
Now defenders and banks know I cop more dough than any "C.B earn"!/

They better tell Alexpissu that I'm a torn in the flesh of netcees/ he better flee or jet to Memphis/
. . Cos ask " Sanchez" if he stays in town, my boys ll pick him anywhere "Alex is"!/

They know me in every big forum/
Torture Alex if he lacks decorum/
But if he claims "AREA boy", the kinda terror I ll unleash on the occupants of his house' PERIMETER ll "speak VOLUMES"!/

He thinks his raps are ddoper/ till I split his laps with boulders/
Plus if he feels he can handle the cyhers or "Ma sub", he ll git laid by Biafran soldiers!/

I rip dummies/ that spit rubbish/
Split Alex' shoulders apart when I raise a panel like Chief Judges!/

I bring you massive dismay/ your girl stalk me cos of the cash that ah spray/
So come this May, I won't fix her on a route to strangers . . you can bet I ll put her in the family way!/

I keep smacking the ggay/ till every mouth confess/ that I sprout the best/
I'm to be feared,
Got a buiding for cold blood creatures, nigga call it a 'house of reps'!/

You can't defeat this jaw breaker/ you ssilly dumb hater/
Test me and get whiplashed in the @ss till you find it hard to sit like suspended law makers!/

I wonder why you tryna type like what you pop is top notch/
When we all know that your puns are all bleeped/
. . You getting waylaid on the NET for GROSS misconduct!/

Milk cose mah nigga.... Dope shit

I poison the pen as I write your death is updated
My attitude is worsened beat you indecently and castrated
You simplistic... only record you broke was a plastic
My flows bend gymnastic..come at me I karate moves as I spit it
Am ill n contagious get to yur house wipe yur lineage
Your family age gone extinct...Kim have u got anoda image?
Left for death n rotten u discovered during sanitation
U hoping for comeback after hurricane like the Haitians
Am a cancer crossing my path will leave u with goodbyes
U not HIGH but alcohol elevated easing your conscious lies
Yur flip at me was a blank sheet withno attention
We give failures space...and put his likes in detention
Am back ...like a revolutionary leader I got the masses
U not in my league ...This my football field I make the passes
This is rap bloodbath that's what you destined
From the past to the present u'hv always being bested
Play a b.itch u only gifted screaming Ouch! on tracks
U's a feminization MOD we got records of your acts
Boy u odd...God created u coz he got sense of humor
The quickest u write we hissed sighting u suffer a tumor
Am a problem Niggaz always try to solve but You
Ur life similar to National Assembly dissolved after a coup
U must be feeling inferior knowing u got no childhood
U's an animal running like a forest..ya kind in wildhood
I influence peace...anger me you feel the rage of the beast
Your c.ock and speech words we disregard... u's a gay priest
U were born brain dead no WILL attached to your name
Nature did u wrong is evident you doomed to shame
Real recognize real I kept it real with a slug to your dome
Words kills too I patient enough till he builds rome
No one can murder me I already faced death like Jesus
Am of the essence people praising me...my words lives in us
You committed crimes unheard of stealing rhymes in India
U special writing in bolivia sites...ur whole style blog like Linda
Fool putting my name in your rap to be competitive
You got shortage of Bars..sounding stupidly repetitive
The devil gave me a mic I don't play fair wise up
My penmanship got Chimamanda using words likes sup
Your pissed on competition was a sin to mankind
Lyrically u didn't connect the real kings were unsigned

got a building for cold blood creatures, nigga call it a
'house of reps'!/

~ House of reptiles indeed

*clears throat*....


Mah lunqz is the same colour as mah lips already..¿

Mikuz never fails to entertain

Ibime:
Mikuz never fails to entertain

tell him to accept my c/o.... Just 12bars nd we done.

Our own PhaseOne AkA IlloQuenz is a god!!

Just digged this:

Without a vest I meddle in dirt, test my mettle and get// left to see Nate like those embezzling cheques//

Simply means: "without a bulletproof vest, I do grime and if you test me you'd be left to see Nate (Dogg) R.I.P. Peep the pun: see Nate - Senate, hence those embezzling cheques.

__________________________________________

Electrifying flows yet I'm down to earth cuz// the more we seem to gain, the more we lose like electrons//

Simply means: "Electrifying flows"/"down to earth" <--- you know about earthing of buildings? "The earth wire." Na mean?

DAMN!!!

lemme jus drop this lil freestyle,nt a diss though


They Call Me D.A.N.B.R.O.W.N/ so i was born into this game like a lion in the DEN/
I dnt spit bars like bruno what i spit is mars(bruno mars)/
No wonder this rappers keep finding me jus like the X in ther Maths/
Am right here like sarkodie cus i speak the truth/
But just like an extra tyre i live my life in the boot/


My Lips is more elusive than the holy grail/
but am over growing out of hands jus like an over grown nail/
Am to dope on the beat like my pen smokes weed/
Balling on my haters head i call that high pitch/

too many lines on my head u might compare with 2A/
cus i face so many life test i call them CA/
This rappers are like dwarf no matter hw much they learn they will neva grow up/
cus am right here like a prostitute i keep fvckn them up/

Am Right here with my mensural flow cus am to bloody/
am the one rappers worship am to Godly/
Kogi boy right here with a PH mentality/
am gonna make your dream come tru cus am the reality/

Call the jet Li, call me Mr fearless/
because i lyrically bite even morethan suarez/
Tobaco flow i swear too much of me might killl your liver/
cus hv got more bars even morethan fox River/


Coogar
Darkrabel666
kashybaby

pls check this out,i knw it kinda short though.

LeonMacJames:
This is not childs play , /
But I'm not retreating/
I believe rap was invented when my heart started beating/
I may be new here but I'm known to fire up some bars /
And when I'm done the haters will prolly end up seeing stars/
A needle in a haystack !who put it there in the first place/
Cos iffa catch that dude hez gon see the emptyness of space/
Knorr ,maggi chicken /
I know there not expected in this case /
But the combination of the two meehn!!will ne'er reach my taste.
I have reason to believe i'm a direct descendant of Thor. /
Cos I paused a hurricane when I came out of my mom./
.new flash !!! People I may be not good a rapper ,
But I put a few words together
/so when the pro's see it
They recognize potential. /
The beatiful ones are not yet born/
But when I came into this world I revoked that sentence/
And those that feel the scare of my texts/
Y'all shouldn't be afraid of what I'm gonna do next.

#L♍J

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY : lincoln vs chuck norris




CHUCK NORRIS



This isn’t Gettysburg, punk
I’d suggest retreating
For I invented rap music
When my heart started beating



Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD - Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris lyrics | Musixmatch - https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/Epic-Rap-Battles-of-History-feat-Nice-Peter-EpicLLOYD/Abe-Lincoln-vs-Chuck-Norris#

LeonMacJames:
honestly i dont if i'm supposed to respond to that /
cos i sound more intelligent than u when i fart/
i can tell ua silly buy i cant comprehend it/
my lines are so goood dats why u are offended/

i really dont understand a word u mean/
so sit back and let my lines cleanse you ''sin by sin''/
and if you resist they'll prolly tear u ''limb for limb''/

i've noticed ''the only insult u have thrust upon me is thy stench /
so why dont u twist upon me nuts, i hear ua good with a wrench/
the error filled states of ur raps should be a federal offense/

youre so full of shit ,i think ur mouth has diarrhea/
and so i heard the tears of mercy johnson cures cancer/
i guess i'll drag u to hear place so she can cry on ur career/

u even have the balls to post trash on the internet/
just like speaking chinese on anoda fuc.king planet/.

you see your dad caused this/
he ddnt use a rubber/
had he known the product of his di.ck
/
he would have stuck it in a blender.

u must be the ''ote'' oritse femi mentioned in his music/
i know u have a brain but we wont have a problem if u used it.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY: Sarah vs lady gaga



lady gaga



I sound more intelligent than you when i fart
I wonder if you even know how to spell the
word 'art'






Sarah Palin Vs. Lady Gaga - Epic Rap Battles Of History | Letras de Músicas FM - http://www.letrasdemusicas.fm/epic-rap-battles-of-history/sarah-palin-vs-lady-gaga#i-sound-more-intelligent-than-you-when-i-fart

danbrowndmf:
lemme jus drop this lil freestyle,nt a diss though


They Call Me D.A.N.B.R.O.W.N/ so i was born into this game like a lion in the DEN/
I dnt spit bars like bruno what i spit is mars(bruno mars)/
No wonder this rappers keep finding me jus like the X in ther Maths/
Am right here like sarkodie cus i speak the truth/
But just like an extra tyre i live my life in the boot/


My Lips is more elusive than the holy grail/
but am over growing out of hands jus like an over grown nail/
Am to dope on the beat like my pen smokes weed/
Balling on my haters head i call that high pitch/

too many lines on my head u might compare with 2A/
cus i face so many life test i call them CA/
This rappers are like dwarf no matter hw much they learn they will neva grow up/
cus am right here like a prostitute i keep fvckn them up/

Am Right here with my mensural flow cus am to bloody/
am the one rappers worship am to Godly/
Kogi boy right here with a PH mentality/
am gonna make your dream come tru cus am the reality/

Call the jet Li, call me Mr fearless/
because i lyrically bite even morethan suarez/
Tobaco flow i swear too much of me might killl your liver/
cus hv got more bars even morethan fox River/


Coogar
Darkrabel666
kashybaby

pls check this out,i knw it kinda short though.

Wooaaah...tats cool...bars was good...so. Who's nxt?

this place is boring, dry and odd. . . .mtchewwwww. . . . .
mtchewwwww. . . . .

[quote
author=KashyBaby post=32622042]


Wooaaah...tats cool...bars was good...so. Who's nxt?[/quote] Am waitn
for Mikuz to fix a Rap battle with anyone for me o. or do u hv d right
to fix rap battle here.?



upload ur pix lemme see whos intrested in seein me spit bars.

Rexaxe:






EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY: Sarah vs lady gaga



lady gaga



I sound more intelligent than you when i fart
I wonder if you even know how to spell the
word 'art'






Sarah Palin Vs. Lady Gaga - Epic Rap Battles Of History | Letras de Músicas FM - http://www.letrasdemusicas.fm/epic-rap-battles-of-history/sarah-palin-vs-lady-gaga#i-sound-more-intelligent-than-you-when-i-fart

Well this was fine ,till u came along and wrecked it / I just castrated a pig "here's the ballz so u can suck it ./

Yeah, I used lines that I admire/
And this is the best that u could do about it.

Wow !!he even went to the extent of posting links / I call u out to a duel , so I can stomp you in a blink /

U probably wrote this down without a reason to think .
Go take a dive in the lagoon ,for couple of drinks/



Boy ,do I have bad luck/
First rap I wrote was exposed by a dude with a tiny co.ck./

Here's a 100 and 5naira go and report me to "NICE PETER"/
You have malaria Bro' also buy a pack "artemeter"

And don't forget 'it has to be mixed with lumenfanthrine/.
Cos the whole essence of ur mind is miRrored to a pit latrine.

I gotta go now . My generator needs some fuel/
Don't forget bro "I challenged ur sorry as.s to a duel."

Mikuz ᴰᵒᵖᵉ

Newbies don full every where..

Smh** for rap battle section.








AKA_ D Redeemer

gottoboy:
Mikuz ᴰᵒᵖᵉ

Lolx..dope shit indeed man

sosiqdude:
Newbies don full every where..

Smh** for rap battle section.








AKA_ D Redeemer

Lolx...sum ah ghost