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Undisputed Facts About Nigerian Secondary School Science Students by mrtegation99(m): 2:16pm On Apr 13, 2015
If you really know who Nigerian science students in the secondary section are then you would not say the facts or statements are unscrupulous.... If u no understand unscrupulous, I mean FALSE....
Let's get down to facts now:

1). Only about 40% of all science students in nigeria know what they are doing and are intelligent in their fields of study.

2) In every 10 science Students, 6 do not have genuine interest for science either they are forced by parents, teachers or mentors or they follow the crowd

3). Only about 35% of science students are Neat, in terms of dressing, lab coat, works and experiment and also assignment.

4). About two fourth of science students cannot state the most famous laws in science e.g ohms,boyle's,charles,avogadro law

5). Truly about 85% of these science students have accidentally drank a base(alkaline) or an acid or might spill on their body #fact heheheheheheehehhe :::am a living example I've drank litres of base with pipette.

6) About two third of all science students have broken a lab equipment e.g beaker, burrette, conical flask, prism..... But luckily I never break one

7) About 60% of science students have bad hand writing #fact

cool About 87% do not perform practicals until day of waec, or neco

9) About 70% hate the subject "FURTHER MATHEMETICS" including me... I never get 'D' for f\maths... Na e or f I dey always get

10) About 80% haven't visited nairaland before

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Re: Undisputed Facts About Nigerian Secondary School Science Students by BeeBeeOoh(m): 2:21pm On Apr 13, 2015
This facts straight like cigarette..

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Re: Undisputed Facts About Nigerian Secondary School Science Students by CountDracula(m): 2:30pm On Apr 13, 2015
What's ur point? Are u stil bitter cos u didn't make it to science class? Or are u tryin to say science is bad for nigerians?

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Re: Undisputed Facts About Nigerian Secondary School Science Students by donjuviam(m): 2:33pm On Apr 13, 2015
look here I don't come here for this shii
Re: Undisputed Facts About Nigerian Secondary School Science Students by CountDracula(m): 2:33pm On Apr 13, 2015
mrtegation99:


7) About 60% of science students have bad hand writing #fact

Comedy...

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Re: Undisputed Facts About Nigerian Secondary School Science Students by Nobody: 3:37pm On Apr 13, 2015
[b]I completely disagree with you on No. 3 &7 @3 you said only a small percentage of science student do appear neat or well kept, which is untrue. Perharps you might`ve come across the dirty ones most. Science stu. Are not so dirty as you made them seem. I can attest to it that a large percentage of them do practise some degree of pesonal hygiene. Our Doctors, Surgeons, Neurologists, Pharmacists etc are role-models we do look up to in the aspect of cleanliness.... They are one of the neatest personalities you can ever think of, then how come those science students aspiring to become one of the afformentioned would not also take after their role-models? Certainly not.
The sec. Sch. I attended is a perfect example, so Op its best you modify your post.
Then @ 'majority of science student not having a legible hand-writing,' i guess you probably wrote this point when you were feeling sleepy or you ran out of ideas. Actually this particular point is the lamest of all. Baseless fact!
Lemme make it crystal clear to you : A student`s hand-writing, does not depend on their department of study. It`s something natural. Though people do learn the act of good legible writing, but it can never be compared to those that are naturally good writers. So Op, you better do justice to this post.[/b]
Re: Undisputed Facts About Nigerian Secondary School Science Students by naturally: 6:54pm On Apr 13, 2015
Lol
Re: Undisputed Facts About Nigerian Secondary School Science Students by mrtegation99(m): 7:42am On Apr 14, 2015
CountDracula:
What's ur point? Are u stil bitter cos u didn't make it to science class? Or are u tryin to say science is bad for nigerians?



Never said so... Only an observer... Am a 100 level medical student uniport incase you don't know...
We are encouraging dem to change.....


#postacommentandiwilltellyouwhoyouare#
Re: Undisputed Facts About Nigerian Secondary School Science Students by ologunduduabra(m): 11:56am On Sep 27, 2015
mrtegation99:
If you really know who Nigerian science students in the secondary section are then you would not say the facts or statements are unscrupulous.... If u no understand unscrupulous, I mean FALSE....
Let's get down to facts now:
1). Only about 40% of all science students in nigeria know what they are doing and are intelligent in their fields of study.
2) In every 10 science Students, 6 do not have genuine interest for science either they are forced by parents, teachers or mentors or they follow the crowd
3). Only about 35% of science students are Neat, in terms of dressing, lab coat, works and experiment and also assignment.
4). About two fourth of science students cannot state the most famous laws in science e.g ohms,boyle's,charles,avogadro law
5). Truly about 85% of these science students have accidentally drank a base(alkaline) or an acid or might spill on their body #fact heheheheheheehehhe :::am a living example I've drank litres of base with pipette.
6) About two third of all science students have broken a lab equipment e.g beaker, burrette, conical flask, prism..... But luckily I never break one
7) About 60% of science students have bad hand writing #fact
cool About 87% do not perform practicals until day of waec, or neco
9) About 70% hate the subject "FURTHER MATHEMETICS" including me... I never get 'D' for f\maths... Na e or f I dey always get
10) About 80% haven't visited nairaland before
mrtegation99:
If you really know who Nigerian science students in the secondary section are then you would not say the facts or statements are unscrupulous.... If u no understand unscrupulous, I mean FALSE....
Let's get down to facts now:
1). Only about 40% of all science students in nigeria know what they are doing and are intelligent in their fields of study.
2) In every 10 science Students, 6 do not have genuine interest for science either they are forced by parents, teachers or mentors or they follow the crowd
3). Only about 35% of science students are Neat, in terms of dressing, lab coat, works and experiment and also assignment.
4). About two fourth of science students cannot state the most famous laws in science e.g ohms,boyle's,charles,avogadro law
5). Truly about 85% of these science students have accidentally drank a base(alkaline) or an acid or might spill on their body #fact heheheheheheehehhe :::am a living example I've drank litres of base with pipette.
6) About two third of all science students have broken a lab equipment e.g beaker, burrette, conical flask, prism..... But luckily I never break one
7) About 60% of science students have bad hand writing #fact
cool About 87% do not perform practicals until day of waec, or neco
9) About 70% hate the subject "FURTHER MATHEMETICS" including me... I never get 'D' for f\maths... Na e or f I dey always get
10) About 80% haven't visited nairaland before


Please, I am working on something related to this. What are your sources for these statistics?

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