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Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by aduku1(m): 12:11am On Apr 30, 2015
Remember in 2013, I GO DYE made a joke saying that before any person can become a president he must have the letter "B" in his name and the more the "B" the longer the tenure....He said president eBele jonathan has only one "B", which is for only one tenure and Nnamdi Sambo may not decide to borrow him his own "B" for second tenure..... could it be that SAMBO never gave PRESIDENT JONATHAN his "B" that was why he lost?


Also General Buhari has used his only "B" before in his rule as a military president could this be the reason for his decision to take OSINBAJO as his running mate so he could borrow OSINBAJO'S "B"..

WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!!

BELOW IS THE YOUTUBE LINK TO THE JOKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYmBOIFSg-c

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Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by Pinkiedearie(f): 12:15am On Apr 30, 2015
grin
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by Fairgodwin(m): 12:16am On Apr 30, 2015
I don't even know what to say to OP. Whether this is a comedy on his (OP's) part or revelation, I wouldn't know. Well, SMH.
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by amsoslim(m): 12:19am On Apr 30, 2015
Owk
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by faray: 12:23am On Apr 30, 2015
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Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by aduku1(m): 12:25am On Apr 30, 2015
SPACE BOOKED
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by kambili999(f): 12:34am On Apr 30, 2015
I have read your piece.undecided
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by amokeme(f): 2:49am On Apr 30, 2015
This actually made me smile.... Nice. More like a 'creative coincidence' if there is any thing like that
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by Nobody: 5:17am On Apr 30, 2015
Jonathan just like Buhari has one 'B'.. Same with their deputies... Sambo and Osinbajo. What about Obasanjo?? Don't tell me he borrowed the two B's in Atiku Abubakar's name.

What about Shehu Shagari??. That joke isn't funny and it doesn't make sense.
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by otokx(m): 6:30am On Apr 30, 2015
Another display in mediocrity.
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by jumper524(m): 7:10am On Apr 30, 2015
dats d main reason he used sai baba 2 tenure b dat

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Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by 9jamuzik: 7:45am On Apr 30, 2015
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Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by Nobody: 8:16am On Apr 30, 2015
Wow
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by Caseless: 8:32am On Apr 30, 2015
The day jonathan 'rode' to power on the back of religious and tribal sentiment was the day we knew his reign as president will be transcient in a sense.

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Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by OrlandoOwoh(m): 8:34am On Apr 30, 2015
gbosaa:
Jonathan just like Buhari has one 'B'.. Same with their deputies... Sambo and Osinbajo. What about Obasanjo?? Don't tell me he borrowed the two B's in Atiku Abubakar's name.

What about Shehu Shagari??. That joke isn't funny and it doesn't make sense.
According to the OP, Buhari used his one "B" as a Head of State in the 1980s, which was why he chose Osinbajo as his VP in order to use his "B". And he won. Obasanjo used his only "B" in the 1970s, decided to use Atiku Abubakar as his VP. Abubakar's two "Bs" ensured Obasanjo's two tenures. Lol. How will Buhari get a second tenure since Osinbajo has just one "Bs"? Will he use the "B" in his slogan, Sai Baba?
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by Caseless: 8:45am On Apr 30, 2015
amokeme:
This actually made me smile.... Nice. More like a 'creative coincidence' if there is any thing like that
there is nothing like this, except , 'illusive coincidence' and , which exist in your mind.
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by Goke7: 8:54am On Apr 30, 2015
wao, I go dye earns my ful respect today, never knew he was that intelligent.

This just shows how blessed and talented we are as Nigerias but cursed with bad leadership.

We continue to hope for the BEST with plenty Bs o!
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by aduku1(m): 9:44am On Apr 30, 2015
its a joke + revelation......me i don change my name to BABA-AY. atleast two "b" no bad.
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by Dannidom(m): 9:50am On Apr 30, 2015
aduku1:
Remember in 2013, I GO DYE made a joke saying that before any person can become a president he must have the letter "B" in his name and the more the "B" the longer the tenure....He said president eBele jonathan has only one "B", which is for only one tenure and Nnamdi Sambo may not decide to borrow him his own "B" for second tenure..... could it be that SAMBO never gave PRESIDENT JONATHAN his "B" that was why he lost?


Also General Buhari has used his only "B" before in his rule as a military president could this be the reason for his decision to take OSINBAJO as his running mate so he could borrow OSINBAJO'S "B"..

WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!!

BELOW IS THE YOUTUBE LINK TO THE JOKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYmBOIFSg-c
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by ki02020(m): 9:51am On Apr 30, 2015
Op you BAD O where you go dig this one from
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by Dannidom(m): 9:55am On Apr 30, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:

According to the OP, Buhari used his one "B" as a Head of State in the 1980s, which was why he chose Osinbajo as his VP in order to use his "B". And he won. Obasanjo used his only "B" in the 1970s, decided to use Atiku Abubakar as his VP. Abubakar's two "Bs" ensured Obasanjo's two tenures. Lol. How will Buhari get a second tenure since Osinbajo has just one "Bs"? Will he use the "B" in his slogan, Sai Baba?
But the sai baba has two b's na

how e go be? mr profesor
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by jumper524(m): 10:03am On Apr 30, 2015
gbosaa:
Jonathan just like Buhari has one 'B'.. Same with their deputies... Sambo and Osinbajo. What about Obasanjo?? Don't tell me he borrowed the two B's in Atiku Abubakar's name.

What about Shehu Shagari??. That joke isn't funny and it doesn't make sense.
those without b didn't last there yaradua did complete his tenure cos he dont have b. And u see smtin the north always rule cos most of them names has 'B' In their names eg abubakar, abdullahi, abati, mubarak, ibrahim, e.t.c while the igbos hardly rule cos their names hardly have 'B' Eg nnamdi, chukwudi, azikiwe, uche. Thomson ifeanyi, the yorubas found out about this then they started including baba in all their names e.g babatunde, babalola, babaseun e.t.c

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Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by aduku1(m): 10:04am On Apr 30, 2015
ki02020:
Op you BAD O where you go dig this one from

The place where i go dig am far pass the journey wey that man trek from Lagos to Abuja for buhari victory
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by OrlandoOwoh(m): 10:04am On Apr 30, 2015
Dannidom:
But the sai baba has two b's na
how e go be? mr profesor
The other "B" may be for Osinbajo's tenure. We are still doing our research.
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by OrlandoOwoh(m): 10:07am On Apr 30, 2015
jumper524:
those without b didn't last there yaradua did complete his tenure cos he dont have b. And u see smtin the north always rule cos most of them names has 'B' In their names eg abubakar, abdullahi, abati, mubarak, ibrahim, e.t.c while the igbos hardly rule cos their names hardly have 'B' Eg nnamdi, chukwudi, azikiwe, uche. Thomson ifeanyi, the yorubas found out about this then they started including baba in all their names e.g babatunde, babalola, babaseun e.t.c
Yakubu Gowon has a "B" and did 9 years (1966 - 1975).
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by omonnakoda: 10:07am On Apr 30, 2015
gbosaa:
Jonathan just like Buhari has one 'B'.. Same with their deputies... Sambo and Osinbajo. What about Obasanjo?? Don't tell me he borrowed the two B's in Atiku Abubakar's name.

What about Shehu Shagari??. That joke isn't funny and it doesn't make sense.
It does not make sense but it is funny.Jokes often do not make sense that is why they are jokes though dry people do not find them funny grin
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by Nobody: 10:09am On Apr 30, 2015
People take joke serious
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by Dannidom(m): 10:10am On Apr 30, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:

The other "B" may be for Osinbajo's tenure. We are still doing our research.
ok nah kontinue grin
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by jumper524(m): 10:24am On Apr 30, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:

Yakubu Gowon has a "B" and did 9 years (1966 - 1975).
as at then the 'B' wasn't in use
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by aduku1(m): 11:52am On Apr 30, 2015
barcanista:
People take joke serious

I tell you, it really funny wen i see some comments
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by rolandy22: 11:57am On Apr 30, 2015
aduku1:
Remember in 2013, I GO DYE made a joke saying that before any person can become a president he must have the letter "B" in his name and the more the "B" the longer the tenure....He said president eBele jonathan has only one "B", which is for only one tenure and Nnamdi Sambo may not decide to borrow him his own "B" for second tenure..... could it be that SAMBO never gave PRESIDENT JONATHAN his "B" that was why he lost?


Also General Buhari has used his only "B" before in his rule as a military president could this be the reason for his decision to take OSINBAJO as his running mate so he could borrow OSINBAJO'S "B"..

WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!!

BELOW IS THE YOUTUBE LINK TO THE JOKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYmBOIFSg-c


WOW...I GO DYE REALLY MADE MY DAY!!!!! how can someone refer this joke as not been funny...i guess that person is so lonely go get a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Re: Is Comedian I Go Dye A Prophet? Is Joke Came To Pass....jonathan Lost by Ezemust: 12:00pm On Apr 30, 2015
gbosaa:
Jonathan just like Buhari has one 'B'.. Same with their deputies... Sambo and Osinbajo. What about Obasanjo?? Don't tell me he borrowed the two B's in Atiku Abubakar's name.

What about Shehu Shagari??. That joke isn't funny and it doesn't make sense.
dats y shagari was removed.coz he had no B

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