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Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by obontami: 2:00pm On May 03, 2015
mikron:
In the joy of the moment of our military recording successes in the ongoing combing of the dreaded sambisa forest and the rescue operations going on to the various trekkers and riders celebrating our brand new president in waiting Gen Buhari and as we join millions of workers worldwide to celebrate workers day (MAY DAY) tomorrow i bring to u THESE VERY HILARIOUS NIGERIAN CHURCH POSTERS to relieve ur nerves. dont laugh alone grin grin grin
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by plaetton: 2:05pm On May 03, 2015
betterpikinn:

If not that I don't argue with retąrds, I would have engage in telling you things that should cure your cretinism.

And normally, I don't stoop this low to respond to low life, insecure, low self-worth ethnic provocateurs like you.

I find that it is usually scums that have " I don't know who my daddy is " issues that are quick to insult and instigate ethnic tensions.

Do not delude your self that you are representing any ethnic group in this forum. You are simply representing your miserable low self-worth self.
Go and find out who you daddy is, you low life scum.

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Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by Nobody: 2:05pm On May 03, 2015
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Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by plaetton: 2:18pm On May 03, 2015
matrixme:

Why don't you people don't like like to hit the nail on the head? The guy was right. Yoruba Pastors barely engage in stuffs like these. I am currently in the South South and I see a lot of religious manipulation going on around. Seems anyone that has the gift of anointing or prophecy has now turned it into an enterprise. Funny enough, most with the same gifts in Yoruba land are very poor and don't exploit their followers. I won't judge anyone but everyone of us shall get served with what we deserve eventually. I wonder why anyone should prey on people's problems to make a living. This is really evil

This is so disingenuous.
Religious fraud is religious fraud, irrespective of whether it is perpetuated with great sophistication or with village crudeness.

I don't want to condescend to engage in all these senseless ethnic name-calling, but if you are here to say that Yoruba pastors do not perpetuate the sane level of fraud that obtains everywhere in Nigerian, then you are a shameless liar.

I don't want cast any aspersions on the Yoruba people, whom I admire greatly, but it is so glaring that the greatest religious robbers of all time, just coincidentally happen to be Yoruba.

The Adeboyes, The Oyedepos, The Oshomolowos, The Adefarasins, The Kumuyis, The TB Clown Joshua's of Nigeria are the inspirations and role models for these crude fraudsters that we are all mocking here on this thread.

Stop the hypocrisy, and let's all call a fraud a fraud.

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Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by dokyOloye: 2:42pm On May 03, 2015
tolulinks:

all those yeye bombings and slaying innocent people and issuing fatwas never do una abi? abi it's something to be proud of? every religion get in own and I say christianity is still better!
my brother how can U compare life and death?
Religion of piss and Christianity shld never be mentioned togeda in d same paragraph.
90% of d murders occurring in d whole world now are one way or d other related to Islam.

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Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by dokyOloye: 2:44pm On May 03, 2015
LordCenturion:
U WILL NEVER SEE A YORUBA PASTOR PERFOMING ALL THIS DRAMA, NAH IGBO PASTOR, ALL BECAUSE OF KUDI money AND AWORO..... Corrupt people that have corrupted the country and the religion, they are termites in this nation, I wonder why those leaders don't allow them to go on their own, shame on them
at least they are better than Ur ppl who profess Christianity/Islam,yet everybody tie juju for waist.
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by omojeesu(m): 3:08pm On May 03, 2015
MANY OF THESE ARE WOLVES IN SHEEP CLOTHING. THEY WILL KEEP INCREASING IN NUMBER TILL JESUS COMES. IN THE INTERIM THEY WILL DECEIVE MANY, RAPE AND REAP THEM OFF THEIR MEAGER INCOME AND GIVE THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST A BAD NAME.

THEY USE 419 METHODS AND JUJU POWER.
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by Liekiller(f): 3:21pm On May 03, 2015
Those posters are as laughable as they are frightening. Calling for the killing of "witches" in 2015.... Straight back to the 15th century. What worries me most is that millions attend these sick events and believe every word of these thieving and lying yahoo boys called pastors. And are even unable to see how it all contradicts their very own bible. It never fails to amaze me to which extent religion can eradicate thinking. Then these same witch hunters will accuse Islam of being violent. And a good number of fervently praying miracle seekers will use the name of their god while scamming on the internet because "hammering" is the only miracle they are after. Not to mention all the "god-fearing" husbands getting all outraged about the sins of others and will be seen buying schoolgirls (who again will be at church pretending to be pure and god-fearing virgins) the day after. Sick sick sick ooooo shocked

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Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by betterpikinn: 3:44pm On May 03, 2015
plaetton:


And normally, I don't stoop this low to respond to low life, insecure, low self-worth ethnic provocateurs like you.

I find that it is usually scums that have " I don't know who my daddy is " issues that are quick to insult and instigate ethnic tensions.

Do not delude your self that you are representing any ethnic group in this forum. You are simply representing your miserable low self-worth self.
Go and find out who you daddy is, you low life scum.
lol!
What a rabid dog
Who opened your cage?
Bastąrd miserable son of a whòre and an old foól drunkąrd.
Go get medical attention asap and a life.
Miserable biafran cretinous dogman.

Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by harjorlarh(m): 3:51pm On May 03, 2015
d way God will judge these frauds..ehh.....they would wish they were....never born...still pity d peeps DAT attend d church tho.
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by obinnaec: 3:56pm On May 03, 2015
How about these EBOLA posters/adverts

Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by plaetton: 3:58pm On May 03, 2015
betterpikinn:

lol!
What a rabid dog
Who opened your cage?
Bastąrd miserable son of a whòre and an old foól drunkąrd.
Go get medical attention asap and a life.
Miserable biafran cretinous dogman.

Good portrait of yourself.
Now it's easier for you to find out who your daddy is, because you now have an idea of what he look like.
Lol.

Misery loves company, they say.
Continue your miserable life by continually telling yourself that an Igbo ate your lunch.
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by Temmytorpel(m): 4:28pm On May 03, 2015
My people beware of some church that doesn't had good founder, Like all these churches that's disgracing Christianity.
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by Blackfire(m): 4:36pm On May 03, 2015
laykorn:

Yes, it is true that sometimes some things can seem ridiculously stupid. But you missed totally the point when you believed the stupid things to be religion. Stop taking a look at religion or various religions or their contradictions. First take a look at theism. That is, the belief that there is one or there are ones that control life and source of life has something to do with it, him or them. Does that feel stupid too?

i know a religious guy who borrowed 200k naira in january from co-operative to pay back in december, notice he live a religious life,but at the end of the year he finds it difficult to pay back.He fasted,prayed,bind and loose imaginary enemies,but problem continue. When he meet me, i probe into his predicament with common sence,mathmatics,economical syncs.. This is what i find out,every week he spend 2k on special offering,tithe,offerings of different shape and size, now multiply that by 52 weeks..now u see why he couldnt pay back the money,plus other personal bill in his life.
So u see athiesm is like a customer questioning the sales man,while others are buying adultrated product.. I hope u understand, shalom

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Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by Nobody: 4:44pm On May 03, 2015
mikron:
In the joy of the moment of our military recording successes in the ongoing combing of the dreaded sambisa forest and the rescue operations going on to the various trekkers and riders celebrating our brand new president in waiting Gen Buhari and as we join millions of workers worldwide to celebrate workers day (MAY DAY) tomorrow i bring to u THESE VERY HILARIOUS NIGERIAN CHURCH POSTERS to relieve ur nerves. dont laugh alone grin grin grin


I attended 'this beautiful sister must marry' in Delta and all the "sisters" presented were more ugly django so when they couldn't get married, I understand the angle
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by azezola(m): 4:56pm On May 03, 2015
Alhamdulilah...I'm a Muslim.... the yeye religion called Christianity..its a joke from the beginning.
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by betterpikinn: 5:14pm On May 03, 2015
plaetton:


Good portrait of yourself.
Now it's easier for you to find out who your daddy is, because you now have an idea of what he look like.
Lol.

Misery loves company, they say.
Continue your miserable life by continually telling yourself that an Igbo ate your lunch.
Lousy retąrd.
So dumb you can't even recognize your picture.
What a shame.
Hopeless jobless dumbfùck imbécile.
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by biGPoppaSays(m): 6:13pm On May 03, 2015
hypocritical naija/igbo pastors....
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by olukuewu(m): 6:16pm On May 03, 2015
That Koboko Nite poster always amuse me anytime i see it at Akwa Ibom.

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Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by SYLVESTER777: 8:40pm On May 03, 2015
INSPITE OF ALL THESE HILARIOUS POSTERS AND CHURCHES,GOD HAS IS OWN TRUE CHURCH AND FOLLOWERS.IF YOU HAVE NOT GIVEN YOUR HEART TO JESUS IT IS NOT TOO LATE.SOME HERE HIDE UNDER THIS MISGUIDED PASTORS/POSTERS TO MOCK CHRISTIANITY;JUST NOTE THAT GOD CANNOT BE MOCKED,WHATEVER A MAN SOWS THAT IS WHAT HE WILL REAP.PLEASE LOOK FOR THE BOOK-'THE GREAT CONTROVERSY'-TO READ.YOU WILL SEE ALL THE DECEPTIONS OF SATAN THIS LAST DAY.I CAN SEND YOU THE BOOK-PDF(THE GREAT CONTROVERSY) FREE,IF YOU WILL LIKE TO READ IT.

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Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by Nobody: 8:52pm On May 03, 2015
I like this one

Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by mikron(m): 9:17pm On May 03, 2015
Bishopmayowa:



I attended 'this beautiful sister must marry' in Delta and all the "sisters" presented were more ugly django so when they couldn't get married, I understand the angle
really?
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by Ayoakinkahunsi(m): 9:24pm On May 03, 2015
xtervaganza:
Any further proof this religion is a fraud?
no be religion, na the people
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by Akinrogun(m): 9:38pm On May 03, 2015
LordCenturion:
U WILL NEVER SEE A YORUBA PASTOR PERFOMING ALL THIS DRAMA, NAH IGBO PASTOR, ALL BECAUSE OF KUDI money AND AWORO..... Corrupt people that have corrupted the country and the religion, they are termites in this nation, I wonder why those leaders don't allow them to go on their own, shame on them

Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by Crowny11(f): 10:03pm On May 03, 2015
xtervaganza:
Any further proof this religion is a fraud?
Ayoakinkahunsi:

no be religion, na the people
xtervaganza:
Any further proof this religion is a fraud?
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by Crowny11(f): 10:06pm On May 03, 2015
xtervaganza:
Any further proof this religion is a fraud?
Ayoakinkahunsi:

no be religion, na the people
xtervaganza:
Any further proof this religion is a fraud?

not d religion,
but poverty and end time syndrome
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by AYEGBEGE(m): 10:53pm On May 03, 2015
on a serious note these ones are not called by God . but by stomach hillarious in deed ,non sense
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by Liekiller(f): 11:49pm On May 03, 2015
Crowny11:


not d religion,
but poverty and end time syndrome

my sister, who is peddling the end time bulls.hit if not churches? Who is making people poor by scamming them out of the little they have if not churches? Who is keeping poor people busy with all sorts of mad 15th century bulls.hit if not churches? See, if people used all the time, energy and money they waste with scam churches for something PRODUCTIVE instead (like education or building a business), then they could actually make progress. Religion is a brain-eating scourge!!

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Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by dipeolu16(m): 2:56am On May 04, 2015
It Is Well ooh...
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by Daykoozy(m): 7:05am On May 04, 2015
See what suffering and ignorance will do grin grin cheesy
Re: Photos: Checkout These Very Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters, Laugh It Off. by Daykoozy(m): 7:07am On May 04, 2015
See what suffering and ignorance has done to this nation. grin grin cheesy

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