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Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by vjsmiles: 9:25am On Feb 16, 2015
When it comes to anything that concerns Church, Nigerians have not been found wanting. When you walk through the streets of Nigeria, one of the things you easily notice is the indiscriminate way posters are being pasted on the walls, signposts, cars and every available space, ranging from obituary posters, campaign posters, church posters etc. But the ones that actually prompted this write-up are the church posters. Sincerely speaking, I don’t have anything against any church, I was only captivated by the themes they use on their church posters, and some of them are quite very funny.

Apart from the images they use on the write ups, some of the themes sound more like movie titles. A theme like “Prison Break Season 1″, the last time I heard about Prison Break Season 1, it was a movie that involved a bunch of criminals escaping from the prison, and now am seeing it again as a church program. Once again we have nothing against these churches nor the posters but truth be told, they are very funny, maybe by the time you go through these few church posters we came across, then you will have a clear understanding of what we are talking about. But the good news is that whatever your problem is, you will see a poster that describes it perfectly
Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by boolet: 9:29am On Feb 16, 2015
Where are the posters? grin



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Joint ownership

Of this thread cheesy

Nice thread man!

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by vjsmiles: 9:30am On Feb 16, 2015
Give Me A Spouse Or I Die


point and kill


how to identify a witch


prison break(season1)

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by vjsmiles: 9:36am On Feb 16, 2015
Who Is Monitoring My Life, Leave Me And Let Me Drive My Car

no more poo

NTA Channel Jesus

my garri don-done!

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by ITbomb(m): 9:49am On Feb 16, 2015
You will get members no matter the name

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by vjsmiles: 9:50am On Feb 16, 2015
this beautiful sister must marry


i smell america-annointing to travel


home of champions


oh God na like this we go dey

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by vjsmiles: 9:56am On Feb 16, 2015
my spouse has gone mad again


aunty wetin i do you


All The Hot Girls In Lagos Attend Dr. Fireman’s Church


i don taya for this nonsense

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by vjsmiles: 9:59am On Feb 16, 2015
i will not leave lagos empty handed


august nite of war-dominology ministries



run for your life


pure kukere gospel hits

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by vjsmiles: 10:04am On Feb 16, 2015
koboko night

uncle wetin i do you


single bonanza-i must marry


burial of satan

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by vjsmiles: 10:07am On Feb 16, 2015
odeshi

2go death is not my portion

pastors wanted

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by Nobody: 10:18am On Feb 16, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by Nobody: 12:20pm On Feb 16, 2015
Baseless
Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by vjsmiles: 1:08pm On Feb 16, 2015
samflexxy:
Baseless
counter comment huh undecided
Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by haibe(m): 7:38pm On Feb 16, 2015
THIS grin

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by zegniyi(m): 7:38pm On Feb 16, 2015
end of the world

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by james669: 7:39pm On Feb 16, 2015
LOL, Noting person no go see for Nigeria, Every church get their 'marketing' slogan





PHOTO: Man And Woman Have Afternoon s*x In Front Of Shoppers
Source: http://www.e reporter.com.ng/index.php/more-news/odd-news-reports/item/3297-man-and-woman-have-afternoon-s-x-in-front-of-shoppers

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by Alexgeneration(m): 7:41pm On Feb 16, 2015
Very hilarious indeed. "Uncle wetin I do you". What of people wey no get uncle, dem no go attend the program? And that "garri wey don done ", shey dem cook soup join? Nigerian pastors I hail o.

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by coogar: 7:41pm On Feb 16, 2015
no wonder pastors are making money.....

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by sirRiddy: 7:41pm On Feb 16, 2015
I am joining them soon. Working on my pastoral school training... wink

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by Nobody: 7:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
Some of these pics must have been photoshopped grin How do you explain "This SHI.T must stop" Lol!!! grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by Ilekeh(f): 7:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
This thread again?
Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by bolliejay(m): 7:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
lol...........na wa o

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by lordprosh(m): 7:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
Lwkmd ..saw a church in akure .."fire pass fire international ministry "
Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by noblesteph(f): 7:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
its everywhere tho....smh...yet nothing changes....its getting worse everyday...u made my day wit .i no fit laugh.
Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by Beesluv: 7:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
lol

very soon there will be "SAI BUHARI MINISTRY FOR CHANGE MIRACLES"

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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by datguru: 7:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
Paranoid Christians
Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by dmjinc(m): 7:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
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Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by bigv(m): 7:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
Lmao
Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by agarawu23(m): 7:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
lol
Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by agarawu23(m): 7:43pm On Feb 16, 2015
lolz
Re: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by whirlwind7(m): 7:43pm On Feb 16, 2015
Charlatans.
Can't really blame them. Poverty and mischief made them employ every means to fleece the unwary.
There are tons of gullible folks to keep their worldly ministries in business.

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