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Truckpusher:
By thy fruits ye shall know thy self.

cherryice:
same applies to every kitty in ur life mumu

Truckpusher:
Nkita racha gi anya there.

Mpa gi wu perv

cherryice:
Truckpusher See ur short legs on ur dp .. and his small diick

Truckpusher:
I be mumu because I no gree do


How sexually frustrated are you?

cherryice:
Gree do wat? u must b hallucinatin thinkin I want u

Truckpusher:
I no gree - Leave me alone.

cherryice:
Eediot

Truckpusher:
I say I no greeoooo

How hard is that for you to get into your chinko head?

cherryice:
Gree do wat?

Truckpusher:
Yes madam.

cherryice:
good boy.. nw ride me

Truckpusher:
You be bike?

cherryice:
dnt act like u dnt understand
iv bn a nutty girl, punish me

Truckpusher:
*Drags her by the hand and hands her over to the police*

Sorry man, I don't run after alcoholics

cherryice:
y u actn like you good when you not?

cherryice:
good boy.. nw ride me

Truckpusher:
The Japs designed a special robot whose mission was to catch thieves and after the design they decided to test run the robot in Asia to see the efficiency of the robot in delivering the design purpose and the Robot caught about 30 thieves amongst them was a nairalander called Cherryice.

They brought the same robot to the US and the same robot caught 20 thieves with some nairalanders involved namely Babyosisi,KanwuliJara,CFCfan,Khia,cococandy and Ipledge

They decide to test run the robot on European soil and bingo!! the robot caught 10 thieves with some nairalnaders involved called Sirshymmex,50caliber,Justfollowit,Chiam55 and Mrcock.

And finally , they relocated the robot for test run in Africa and it was agreed that Nigeria being the most populated African country should take charge and the robot was brought to Abuja and that particular day APC was holding a rally and the moment they let the robot loose, the fuccking robot was stolen by APC nairaland wing.When a panel of enquiry was set up to know who and who was involved ,they found that the robot was stolen by Omenka and caseless and they sold it to another nairalander in Aba called Karchisbarbie who was already using the robot to steal goods in Ariaria market.

Truckpusher:
The Japs designed a special robot whose mission was to catch thieves and after the design they decided to test run the robot in Asia to see the efficiency of the robot in delivering the design purpose and the Robot caught about 30 thieves amongst them was a nairalander called Cherryice.

They brought the same robot to the US and the same robot caught 20 thieves with some nairalanders involved namely Babyosisi,KanwuliJara,CFCfan,Khia,cococandy and Ipledge

They decide to test run the robot on European soil and bingo!! the robot caught 10 thieves with some nairalnaders involved called Sirshymmex,50caliber,Justfollowit,Chiam55 and Mrcock.

And finally , they relocated the robot for test run in Africa and it was agreed that Nigeria being the most populated African country should take charge and the robot was brought to Abuja and that particular day APC was holding a rally and the moment they let the robot loose, the fuccking robot was stolen by APC nairaland wing.When a panel of enquiry was set up to know who and who was involved ,they found that the robot was stolen by Omenka and caseless and they sold it to another nairalander in Aba called Karchisbarbie who was already using the robot to steal goods in Ariaria market.

Truckpusher:
...Om enka and case less and they sold it to another nairalander in Aba called Kachisbarbie who was already using the robot to steal goods in Ariaria market.

Mizmycoli thanks for bringing my attention to this.
I don't steal in Ariaria market, i'm a fine girl...men just give me what I want.
So, why should I steal?

Kachisbarbie:

Mizmycoli thanks for bringing my attention to this.
I don't steal in Ariaria market, i'm a fine girl...men just give me what I want.
So, why should I steal?

Kachisbarbie:

Mizmycoli thanks for bringing my attention to this.
I don't steal in Ariaria market, i'm a fine girl...men just give me what I want.
So, why should I steal?

cherryice:
y u actn like you good when you not?

Truckpusher:
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Chiam55:
What is the meaning of this?

Chiam55:
Baby girl I hope you're well

Let me know you're golden hun

cherryice:
im fine dear
Thanks for chckin hw r y swt

lala247 hw r you dear

Lala247:
Im ok
Hope ur doing good too .. How long u got left?

cherryice:
im fine dear
Thanks for chckin hw r y swt

Chiam55:
I'm very well hun. Good to hear from ya. I hope your time in Naija has been pleasant ( excluding the circumstances).