The Japs designed a special robot whose mission was to catch thieves and after the design they decided to test run the robot in Asia to see the efficiency of the robot in delivering the design purpose and the Robot caught about 30 thieves amongst them was a nairalander called Cherryice.

They brought the same robot to the US and the same robot caught 20 thieves with some nairalanders involved namely Babyosisi,KanwuliJara,CFCfan,Khia,cococandy and Ipledge

They decide to test run the robot on European soil and bingo!! the robot caught 10 thieves with some nairalnaders involved called Sirshymmex,50caliber,Justfollowit,Chiam55 and Mrcock.

And finally , they relocated the robot for test run in Africa and it was agreed that Nigeria being the most populated African country should take charge and the robot was brought to Abuja and that particular day APC was holding a rally and the moment they let the robot loose, the fuccking robot was stolen by APC nairaland wing.When a panel of enquiry was set up to know who and who was involved ,they found that the robot was stolen by Omenka and caseless and they sold it to another nairalander in Aba called Kachisbarbie who was already using the robot to steal goods in Ariaria market.

Mumu lol

cherryice:
Mumu lol

Your left yansh

This is what fits you (comedy)

Truckpusher:
Your left yansh

ediot u jus confirmd my doubts abt you

cherryice:
ediot u jus confirmd my doubts abt you

Go and sleep, I won't reply your pms

Deejavuu:


This is what fits you (comedy)

Do I look like a comedian in your drunken eyes?

Truckpusher:
Do I look like a comedian in your drunken eyes?

Even in my clear eyes you worst pass comedian..

Oya go sleep...

Deejavuu:


Even in my clear eyes you worst pass comedian..

Oya go sleep...

Come jack me commot for here na

In fact I go dey here till morning.

MizMyColi just dey look the thread like rat wey see poison.

Truckpusher:
MizMyColi just dey look the thread like rat wey see poison.

Truckpusher:
Go and sleep, I won't reply your pms

keep prayin I wld boy

Truckpusher:
Come jack me commot for here na

In fact I go dey here till morning.

I know your plans.. you dey look for last blessings..

Your market nor go sell this night

MizMyColi:

Wetin happen?

See as she make face like who mess for public bus.

Deejavuu:


I know your plans.. you dey look for last blessings..

Your market nor go sell this night

Which market again? kpomo market?

cherryice:
keep prayin I wld boy

Praying to have you is akin to praying for calamity.

Truckpusher:
Praying to have you is akin to praying for calamity.

im d reverse in real life, I knw u wldnt knw foool

MizMyColi:


I warned you not to give me beans and corn for dinner.

Now you refer to my flatulence with such preposterousness?!


Seeriosly, am goin bak to sleep...laters!!!!

See me see grammar.

cherryice:
im d reverse in real life, I knw u wldnt knw foool

I still won't reply your numerous pms begging me to stop taunting you about your little lie about me.

Truckpusher:
I still won't reply your numerous pms begging me to stop taunting you about your little lie about me.

MizMyColi:


You're GANJAFARMER, right?

Tick tock...

Nope.

cherryice:

See her mouth

MizMyColi:

I also noticed that peeps thinks I'm ganja farmer .

But I'm not.

Truckpusher:
See her mouth

talkative

cherryice:
talkative

If I slap your mouth eh , you go reject food

I'm sleeping please don't disturb me.

Truckpusher:
Which market again? kpomo market?

You don answer your question

So your robot dey look for Thief, Na Jonathan Thief your robot..