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Specialist900:
The bribers : those that pay 500naira to enter from the exit gate

we even plenty there, mine is even 200, under 20mins I fill up and some people will be in the line for hours.....I hail dem sha

[color=#006600][/color]And if u fine

OREMUSSANCTUS:
4) D one who will always insult d president and kip chanting change
Wen I see dem for station, I no dhe buy fuel again
Datz to tell u how I hate "change"
* "change" is not d same as change
Say no to "change"
We nid transformation
I pray and hope we won't regret voting out transformation

Is better you channel your energy to something meaniningful and stop wasting your time and future.

okooloyun1:
Are you talking from experience?

Ehn!!

You forgot to add the "Stake holders" Na manager himself go drive d vehicle go pump

Well as 4 me, am always on my toes. The day i read there was fuel scarcity in Kwara, i immediatly bought 50lits which i hav been managing. Get free manual for stubborn joint pains, crawling sensations all over the body and infections - www.doublegandm.com/download.html

OREMUSSANCTUS:
4) D one who will always insult d president and kip chanting change
Wen I see dem for station, I no dhe buy fuel again
Datz to tell u how I hate "change"
* "change" is not d same as change
Say no to "change"
We nid transformation
I pray and hope we won't regret voting out transformation

mr transformation is still the one in charge till after may 29 so are you telling me you are tired of fuel scarcity under Jonathan?

sexymoma:
Ehn!!

Your face sef dey call person.

okooloyun1:
Your face sef dey call person.

And your head looks brighter than your future

iyatrustee:
Note however that i only "Looked" Pregnant because i still had a little bulging stomach from my last pregnancy

..u have big belle datz all. U need to work out madam.

DGD1:
we even plenty there, mine is even 200, under 20mins I fill up and some people will be in the line for hours.....I hail dem sha

they need the hailing o. It isn't easy to stay such long hours on fuel queue

kenex4ever:
..u have big belle datz all. U need to work out madam.

I gym thrice a week but extremely careful cause i had a C section.

sexymoma:
And your head looks brighter than your future

lol

the military men no dey tey for fuel station o

Ebola patient will send everyone inculding the entire staff out of the station ; how you see am?

Op where u put soldiers ?

D Deaf and dumb

iyatrustee:
I gym thrice a week but extremely careful cause i had a C section.

dats good madam, I wanted to tell u to mind ur diet too but I realised u would know dat already seeing ur level of awareness.

IsraeliAIRFORCE:
I heard of the strike and decided to buy large quantity of fuel to sustain my services till government settles with the marketers, only to find out that nothing changed.

Why is there no fuel scarcity in Southeast?

No queue, no price change though sells at N97 - N100 and some N87

Is Aba depot now working at optimum?

For your information, igbo land na Jerusalem, any evil way dey happen for egypt no dey affect them......

i) the government ii) the soldiers iii) the robber d mst top three to get fuel at a fast ratez,,,,,,,, ;Di) the government ii) the soldiers iii) the robber d mst top three to get fuel at a fast ratez,,,,,,,,

I fall in d first group..bt ah don't exercise ma strength on others,ah jez wait til itz ma turn..bt if anybdy tinkz he'z beta off,den he shud b ready to gt a piece of me.........lyk one time at Fatgbems oil,an areaboy was jez misbehaving wit his disgusting nd unattractive tatoos,nt minding d queue,..he'd jez come from no wer tip d attendant nd leave wit his gallon of petrol.dat was done 4lyk 3consecutive times until ah got tayad of im nd ad to tk law in2 ma own handz cause most ppl on d queue wer jez afraid of im....u knw au stubborn and incessantly annoying dey can b nau?..he got a punch in d neck nd jez stood at a distance ranting lyk a mad dog til erribody on d queue bought der fair share.

The soldiers........ claiming they are going on a long journey, I don't know may be they are the one fighting Boko haram in Sanbisa forest.

I simply go with my NDA uniform, tinted black Prado with 180litre tank and drive straight in with some other carmo boys,then we form say we get emergency official duty.

The KHAKI MEN.

Tallesty1:
Other women in the queue will not allow her.

them go gree base on genuine reason. If she form to be fainted.

ifypedro38:
Ebola patient will send everyone inculding the entire staff out of the station ; how you see am?

omo no be small thing u just mentioned ooo. Including the manager and security will pick race. The guy will serve himself without pyment self.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
4) D one who will always insult d president and kip chanting change
Wen I see dem for station, I no dhe buy fuel again
Datz to tell u how I hate "change"
* "change" is not d same as change
Say no to "change"
We nid transformation
I pray and hope we won't regret voting out transformation

This mugu is everywhere, I don tire for you

Here is my own account of what I did to get fuel Last week Saturday:

So I strolled out very early in the morning to the nearby petrol station beside my estate armed with 1k and keg only thinking I could do an "early bird" since the Filling station had too many crowd the night before. To my dismay, the Pump attendant told me that they had sold the last drop last night. downcast and perturbed I was walking back home thinking about how to get fuel when my sharp aproko ears over heard someone say "Won de ni Epo wa ni Abule Tailor ooo" (Meaning: And they said that there is fuel at Abule Tailor).

Now we can all agree that the first rule of scarcity is to get to the selling filling station as fast as possible. the problem was I had only my 1000 naira and keg on me, I can't dare go back home to pick my wallet again when I saw the number of people that took off to the nearest bus stop to get bus to Abule tailor. I was too ashamed to ask anyone to assist me with transport cos how can one explain that with Keg in ones hand. I opted for the street option so I summoned my thuggish alter ego and changed my voice pitch, scoped a conductor to let me hang on the bus but they all refused luckily a bus packed and had no conductor. Yours truly, that was how I had my first internship as a Bus conductor, I dutifully searched for passengers and hung for my dear life till we got to Abule Tailor where I had to jump down from the moving bus and I was stopped fortunately by a man who must have sighted my panic stricken face from afar.

I got into the filling station and was somewhat nonplussed by what I saw; The filling station was organised (this mitigates chances of buying fuel on time if you catch my drift, I can't jump queue ) so I dutifully joined the L-shaped queue for Kegs et al. I went to the bike section, studied the place for a while then I walked up to the third bike man from the pump and asked him if he could help me buy fuel. As expected he asked for money for services about to be rendered and I told him a mind-blowing-epic-award-winning-short-movie of a lie about how I came all the way from Sango Otta to get fuel because my new born baby just arrived from the hospital with my wife. He was so sold on this lie that when a little fight broke out he actually said "He pay me make I no fill my tank, but this keg, (my keg) I must fill am with fuel".

He helped to get the fuel fast enough and I thanked him briskly ( I think I even mumbled a prayer or two ) and left. Got home and carefully poured the fuel into the gen. For some inexplicable reason, the fuel felt like gold at that point in time. I was still able to play set that morning to show how fast I got the fuel.

I pray this fuel scarcity ends soon tho

the last group make sense oo.i never try that b4 ,bt i go try am