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on April 1 2015

SAMBO: Good afternoon mr. President **shakes hand** this is Hajia Mero from Kano, She is so popular in the north that she is ready to deliver 5million votes for your relection bid. Just give her #100billion and she will deliver 5m votes for you...shikena

JONATHAN: **frown**:Samboribobo, if I slap you ehn, you will see stars circumambulating your head .

HAJIA MERO: Good afternoon sir.

JONATHAN: Hey! you, don't even try to greet me. Even if I am clueless, do you think it is exponential i.e. homo clueless clueless? So, you want me to give you 100billion when jega is currently announcing results, and so far Buhari is been beating the hell outta my a§s?

The thunder that will fire you both ehn, is drinking fura de nunu.

Hahahahaha


Mr Jonadafft and his Zombie Mumu Vice!!

Even if jumia agrees to start selling common sense, some people just can't afford it.

Lol..this must be their first meeting after presidential election result for kaduna was announced..Remember Sambo promised GEJ 2million votes.

Sambo: your excellency, I can explain

GEJ: keep your xplanation to yaself.

Hey bariba samboribobo! Funny

Hey, dont come close, ur mouth smell.

Im sure if both of them fight. Sambo will beat the hell out of that *m_mu

Borrussia:
Even if jumia agrees to start selling common sense, some people just can't afford it.

are you pained?

Drabeey:
Im sure if both of them fight. Sambo will beat the hell out of that *m_mu

lol

Rilwayne001:
are you pained?

Certainly not.

Gej:- don't greet me, I am not in the mood

Namdi Sambo- My favorite ghost worker

Borrussia:
Certainly not.

Okay, Good.

[color=#990099]see as Mr president do face like mess[/color]

Sambo: Your excellency, am sorry I failed to deliver my sta.....
Gej: (cuts in) oh please keep your silly explanation to yourself.
Sambo: Sir,I brought this sweet yanrinya for you. When she's through with you, you will forget you lost an election.

Jonathan to Hajia: "you open that your big eyes dey look when all your states people dash Buhari votes,now you wan bribe me with with greetings...God punish you"


Jonah to Sambo: you sambo,no worry shebi Buhari don enter,na jail you go spend the rest of your lives...#omoale

Sambo - Sir We brought d Chibok Girls back.Here is one of Them
Jonathan - Wait.I don't want to see any of them. you have brought them back to Chibok, they have brought me to Otueke ..50/50

Ok

"You failed me."

When will Nigerians stop abusing GEJ?

dont greet me you idot

[size=18pt]how will he react to this woman i guess he will prostrate and beg her [/size]

a perfect name is Clueless crew

The picture itself is hilarious.

after reacting like that to sambo how will he react to this corrupt people below

ionsman:
Sambo: Your excellency, am sorry I failed to deliver my sta.....
Gej: (cuts in) oh please keep your silly explanation to yourself.
Sambo: Sir,I brought this sweet yanrinya for you. When she's through with you, you will forget you lost an election.

....now this is epic.

Please don't follow me to Otueke.

Borrussia:
Certainly not.

E pain u die !!

.... And the thread of unreasonable topics making front page continues. God help Nairaland and Nairalanders.

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