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LMAO Check Out Exciting Facts About Me(a Nl)and Laff Ur Ass Out by leGeExus(op): 7:21pm On May 17, 2015
Realname: McMathew Gbenga
Nickname: SalT leGeexus
Number: 2348139423792
Sex: male
HOBBIES: Collecting Lion's tooth, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mount Everest.
MY RECORDS: fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held breathe under water for 2months 3weeks 6hours 5mins and 45seconds and traveled around the world in a day.
GREATEST ACHEIVEMENTS: went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first male to land on the sun.
SILIEST THING I'VE DONE: ate a bowl of plastic fruit on xmas.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch though 99 died instantly and the last is now an slowpoke.
PROUDEST MOMENT: firstly when a cobra died after biting me and secondly when i roasted a dragon at the backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: i don't like
bragging and telling people my history Jare..
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Re: LMAO Check Out Exciting Facts About Me(a Nl)and Laff Ur Ass Out by Nobody: 7:25pm On May 17, 2015
huh huh huh is this meant to be funnyhuh? huh huh
Re: LMAO Check Out Exciting Facts About Me(a Nl)and Laff Ur Ass Out by leGeExus(op): 7:26pm On May 17, 2015
vichks:
huh huh huh is this meant to be funnyhuh? huh huh
Oyah ask again
Re: LMAO Check Out Exciting Facts About Me(a Nl)and Laff Ur Ass Out by kilokeys(m): 7:28pm On May 17, 2015
vichks:
huh huh huh is this meant to be funnyhuh? huh huh
clearly.. it is funny. but not new online.. a good read.

hmm u didnt find it funny?..

i guess u r d last bear that didnt die from his punch. grin
Re: LMAO Check Out Exciting Facts About Me(a Nl)and Laff Ur Ass Out by agarawu23(m): 7:30pm On May 17, 2015
old joke
Re: LMAO Check Out Exciting Facts About Me(a Nl)and Laff Ur Ass Out by Nobody: 7:41pm On May 17, 2015
leGeExus:
Oyah ask again
angry
Re: LMAO Check Out Exciting Facts About Me(a Nl)and Laff Ur Ass Out by Nobody: 7:42pm On May 17, 2015
kilokeys:
clearly.. it is funny. but not new online.. a good read.
hmm u didnt find it funny?..
i guess u r d last bear that didnt die from his punch. grin
Guess so grin
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