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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 5:40pm On May 22, 2015
PervyByNature:
would you rather have me call a spade a shovel? Would you rather have me applaud you when u clearly have no knowledge of how to apply your brain when dealing with women? Save yourself the grief and log-off already. You've been here since morning beating your dry chest. Get a goddam life!! Wtfhuh
Like can u imagine the he-goat in his immature stage, asking me to shut up..

What for?

Why are kids littered all over here?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:40pm On May 22, 2015
KcMark:

Don't get caught in the 'cross-fire'. Stay safe.
grin
KcMark:

Don't get caught in the 'cross-fire'. Stay safe.
My friend shut that garbage bin you refer 2 as a mouth! I have posted all the threads filled with your embarrassing slaughter 2 all the women U secretly admire but try 2 claim U hate! fortunately most of them are not half brained dim wits like yourself so anyone going through the posts can easily decipher dat U were slapped left, right and upside down by both coogar and even ME that is not even a rapper! All your lies of victory are only figments of your non existent imagination! YOU are a Laughing stock! That is why for 2days U have been anxiously reading thru posts 2 see who and who have been analysing your death by a 1000 words! Even after your "biatch ass" reported me and got me a ban, u were probably hoping my posts will be deleted, but NO kid, I still got them! LOL! Now "mrs kingsley"! Is that not your name? I would advise that U go and study that your "outdated colonial dictionary" in order 4 U 2 pick up pointers that would assist U in overcoming the "mount everest amount of carryovers" U are currently battling in the university of UYO! U can even see that your personal history is in my possession! Suprising is it not? U are done! I have exposed U 4 the cowardly,misogynistic, pap brained, hog that U really are! Save this little ditty I just dedicated 2 U 4 posterity! Even when your future kids read about the superb waterloo that the funlord cooked up and served 2 their dad, its enough 2 turn your son into my number 1 fan and your daughter into my biatch! Now FVCK OFF the board, ADULTS are talking not MONGS!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 5:42pm On May 22, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
And he just made sense cheesy cheesy.. Can someone give him a standing ovation, pls?
I spit @ your stupidity.
Your initial post was a caterwauling mass of neuroses and pathologies .
.Can someone give her a sitting ovation please?
I spit yellow phlegm at your 'nonexistent comprehension capabilities' .
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 5:45pm On May 22, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Like can u imagine the he-goat in his immature stage, asking me to shut up..

What for?

Why are kids littered all over here?
because you were ranting about something you weren't fully informed about all because you couldn't restrain your big lips from contributing when you weren't asked to. .. ..

If anyone's a kid, its you for not being able to discern your left from your right.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 5:47pm On May 22, 2015
kradleber:
Your initial post was a caterwauling mass of neuroses and pathologies .

.Can someone give her a sitting ovation please?

I spit yellow phlegm at your 'nonexistent comprehension capabilities' .
LOL cheesy cheesy Google is always a saving savior to some niggas..

Geezzz!! Who ever released you from your pen?

Mr comprehension, what has your comprehension offered you grin?

Lemme see!! A certified 'I wanna be noticed'?

Dude, GROW UP!!!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:51pm On May 22, 2015
SEUN....wassssup....who is the preeeety lightskin babe on the Romance Section homepage?....bro we gats to talk!!! wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 5:51pm On May 22, 2015
PervyByNature:
would you rather have me call a spade a shovel? Would you rather have me applaud you when u clearly have no knowledge of how to apply your brain when dealing with women? Save yourself the grief and log-off already. You've been here since morning beating your dry chest. Get a goddam life!! Wtfhuh
I haven't been here all day. Are you naturally demented?
. I was at work and I logged in every 3/4 hours to reply mentions.
You must be thinking with your toes or ankles.
one of them ..

I bet you'd trade your descendants to live like I do.
its not a diss boy..its fact cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 5:52pm On May 22, 2015
kradleber:
because you were ranting about something you weren't fully informed about all because you couldn't restrain your big lips from contributing when you weren't asked to. .. ..

If anyone's a kid, its you for not being able to discern your left from your right.
As big as your scrotal sac?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 5:56pm On May 22, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
LOL cheesy cheesy Google is always a saving savior to some niggas..

Geezzz!! Who ever released you from your pen?

Mr comprehension, what has your comprehension offered you grin?

Lemme see!! A certified 'I wanna be noticed'?

Dude, GROW UP!!!
says the typical naive rapscalliion ..
I don't need Google to pen down my thoughts,neither does Google provide you sentences to use in replying nitwits like you cheesy

My vocabulary pool is simply wider than your chimney-like nostrils are.
grin Live with it or suicidally skydive out of an Ukrainian plane.

Its an innate ability to whoop out words.
or are you envious?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by chibwike(m): 5:57pm On May 22, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
As big as your scrotal sac?
Lol....and sleeky could not take it anymore
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 5:59pm On May 22, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
As big as your scrotal sac
no……as big as your comprehension problems .
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:01pm On May 22, 2015
kradleber:
the 'e' in the word 'English' is typed in capital and not in small letter..
Yet again you've validated your illiteracy and kerosene-background and the fact that you are a congenitally clueless derelict .

I never said you should impress anyone . see how simple-minded you are.?

now answer this- was your secondary school government approved?
lmao. Might av had a humble background bro, but an alumni of Hopebay College? A fellowcraft of the Masonic Grand Lodge of Norway? A media guru? An Apc stalwart? I live in my own house and drive my own SUV. My nigga im so self made cool. Now remind me of who you are in the grand scheme of things?? Who da fuq are uhuh. With your proper lexical usage, u should be drinking wine with the kings, but you have been here all morning beating your flat chest. Well, i wont steal your shine. This is about the only battle you've ever come close to winnig since the contraceptive herbs failed to work and you were mistakenly conceived. Enjoy you day man cheesy. Eediot
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:02pm On May 22, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
As big as your scrotal sac?
cheesy cheesy
Sleeky there's no need for this. He's just a 19 years old kid. Exchanging words with him na falling hand. wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by baarbie(f): 6:03pm On May 22, 2015
MrCork:
SEUN....wassssup....who is the preeeety lightskin babe on the Romance Section homepage?....bro we gats to talk!!! wink
That's Mercy Aigbe. She is a Yoruba actress.

Wait, don't you know anything about anything?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:05pm On May 22, 2015
kradleber:
I haven't been here all day. Are you naturally demented?
. I was at work and I logged in every 3/4 hours to reply mentions.
You must be thinking with your toes or ankles.
one of them ..

I bet you'd trade your descendants to live like I do.
its not a diss boy..its fact cool
Nah, i can never be downgraded. Never! Get behind me satan!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:06pm On May 22, 2015
baarbie:
That's Mercy Aigbe. She is a Yoruba actress.

Wait, do you know anything about anything?
...see yor head like Toilet roll....sweeery aM from London Pekam gademmit....how do u expet me to no her?..she simply lookslike my kinda of women and sadly, homebase Nigerian females are never as preety as that. She look more like us Londoners (no ofeinse) angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 6:07pm On May 22, 2015
PervyByNature:
lmao. Might av had a humble background bro, but an alumni of Hopebay College? A fellowcraft of the Masonic Grand Lodge of Norway? A media guru? An Apc stalwart? I live in my own house and drive my own SUV. My nigga im so self made cool. Now remind me of who you are in the grand scheme of things?? Who da fuq are uhuh. With your proper lexical usage, u should be drinking wine with the kings, but you have been here all morning beating your flat chest. Well, i wont steal your shine. This is about the only battle you've ever come close to winnig since the contraceptive herbs failed to work and you were mistakenly conceived. Enjoy you day man cheesy. Eediot
nobody asked you to give us an autobiography of that paraffin-supported life you are living grin
did you seriously post all of these to impress sleekdiabetic? cheesy..

the difference between you and an unconscionably minuscule degenerate isn't too much.

I bet if Idiocy were shoes, they'd slid relatively easy into your wrinkled feet.

have nice day too ewok cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:08pm On May 22, 2015
baarbie:
That's Mercy Aigbe. She is a Yoruba actress.

Wait, don't you know anything about anything?
...thanks anyways....am comin to look for her when I arrive in Nigeria next month....so whats her nomba? smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by baarbie(f): 6:11pm On May 22, 2015
MrCork:
...thanks anyways....am comin to look for her when I arrive in Nigeria next month...gimme her phone nomba? smiley
Why don't you just follow her on instagram.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Colospor(m): 6:11pm On May 22, 2015
baarbie:
That's Mercy Aigbe. She is a Yoruba actress.

Wait, don't you know anything about anything?
Why did you use baarbie as your moniker?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:11pm On May 22, 2015
funlord:
grin

My friend shut that garbage bin you refer 2 as a mouth! I have posted all the threads filled with your embarrassing slaughter 2 all the women U secretly admire but try 2 claim U hate! fortunately most of them are not half brained dim wits like yourself so anyone going through the posts can easily decipher dat U were slapped left, right and upside down by both coogar and even ME that is not even a rapper! All your lies of victory are only figments of your non existent imagination! YOU are a Laughing stock! That is why for 2days U have been anxiously reading thru posts 2 see who and who have been analysing your death by a 1000 words! Even after your "biatch ass" reported me and got me a ban, u were probably hoping my posts will be deleted, but NO kid, I still got them! LOL! Now "mrs kingsley"! Is that not your name? I would advise that U go and study that your "outdated colonial dictionary" in order 4 U 2 pick up pointers that would assist U in overcoming the "mount everest amount of carryovers" U are currently battling in the university of UYO! U can even see that your personal history is in my possession! Suprising is it not? U are done! I have exposed U 4 the cowardly,misogynistic, pap brained, hog that U really are! Save this little ditty I just dedicated 2 U 4 posterity! Even when your future kids read about the superb waterloo that the funlord cooked up and served 2 their dad, its enough 2 turn your son into my number 1 fan and your daughter into my biatch! Now FVCK OFF the board, ADULTS are talking not MONGS!
LOL. My name is Kingsley and it's even stated on my signature- KingSLAY.
That I school in the University of Uyo,Uyo is common knowledge and it is even on my profile . You missed the part where I stated that I am in my finals?cheesy Check my diary. wink
There goes you discovery - out the window, nitwit.cheesy


Headline news: Your precious b***h deactivated!cheesy

Ominious, yes?
Bum, while you were busy getting rammed in all your natural orifices by trànnies all night I stayed up to have 'canniibal' feasts of her and she 'tasted' right. Unsatisfied so I had Dollyak for dessert. Flossed my canines with strains of their fake weaves then I tossed the bones in the air for you b**tches to drool for.
I do this everytime, my alias should be Pavlov.cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Dollyak(f): 6:14pm On May 22, 2015
KcMark:
LOL. My name is Kingsley and it's even stated on my signature- KingSLAY.
That I school in the University of Uyo,Uyo is common knowledge and it is even on my profile . You missed the part where I stated that I am in my finals?cheesy Check my diary. wink
There goes you discovery - out the window, nitwit.cheesy


Headline news: Your precious b***h deactivated!cheesy

Ominious, yes?
Bum, while you were busy getting rammed in all your natural orifices by trànnies all night I stayed up to have 'canniibal' feasts of her and she 'tasted' right. Unsatisfied so I had Dollyak for dessert. Flossed my canines with strains of their fake weaves then I tossed the bones in the air for you b**tches to drool for.
I do this everytime, my alias should be Pavlov.cheesy
Why are you in my mentions? You corpse looking man. Deadtin clad. *Spits*
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 6:15pm On May 22, 2015
kradleber:
says the typical naive rapscalliion ..
I don't need Google to pen down my thoughts,neither does Google provide you sentences to use to reply nitwits like you cheesy
My vocabulary pool is simply wider than your chimney-like nostrils are
grin Live with it or suicidally skydive out of a plane.

Its an innate ability to whoop out words.
or are you envious?
Words spoken by a whimpering kid grin.

Lemme ask you: Ever been in the midst of kids throwing words @ each other? You are so deluded, and immersed in your stupidity.

You are trying so hard to make everyone here see more of your foolishness..

LOL..

Envious? Blasphemy!! Envious of who?
Your lack of composure? Plssssss *spits*

I'll rather be envious of a kitten who rubs it's fur on me daily..

You try so hard.. Tell me, who are you trying to impress?

When more than one person talks about the same thing over, and over again, then, dude, you have a questionable character!

CHANGE! CHANGE!! CHANGE!!!

Encore?

CHANGE! CHANGE!! CHANGE!!!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by chidekings(m): 6:15pm On May 22, 2015
KcMark:

Coward, you backed down.

My promise about haunting you still stands. Just remember you unlocked the gate to your 'Hades'. Prepare for the pyro-respirating legion which will annihilate thee.smiley
person wey dey drive trailer with mouth, no dey get accident.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 6:15pm On May 22, 2015
KcMark:
LOL. My name is Kingsley and it's even stated on my signature- KingSLAY.
That I school in the University of Uyo,Uyo is common knowledge and it is even on my profile . You missed the part where I stated that I am in my finals?cheesy Check my diary. wink
There goes you discovery - out the window, nitwit.cheesy


Headline news: Your precious b***h deactivated!cheesy

Ominious, yes?
Bum, while you were busy getting rammed in all your natural orifices by trànnies all night I stayed up to have 'canniibal' feasts of her and she 'tasted' right. Unsatisfied so I had Dollyak for dessert. Flossed my canines with strains of their fake weaves then I tossed the bones in the air for you b**tches to drool for.
I do this everytime, my alias should be Pavlov.cheesy
By the way, I just took a look @ your glorious dp! Is that really your face? Or did your neck throw up? Repulsive yob!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:16pm On May 22, 2015
baarbie:
Why don't you just follow her on instagram.
...sweeery ama Gangster & aint gots time for Stacygram....by the way and juss in case u ask again...did I mention that am from London,Pekam & I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot!! wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by baarbie(f): 6:17pm On May 22, 2015
Colospor:
Why did you use baarbie as your moniker?
Because I have always been a huge fan of Barbie dolls and Barbie movies.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Colospor(m): 6:18pm On May 22, 2015
baarbie:
Because I have always been a huge fan of Barbie dolls and Barbie movies.
Well composed. Okay sha!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Dollyak(f): 6:20pm On May 22, 2015
blym:
Ooops, am scared! Puerille acts. .
lol grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 6:21pm On May 22, 2015
Ploutos:
cheesy cheesy
Sleeky there's no need for this. He's just a 19 years old kid. Exchanging words with him na falling hand. wink
Then, he should learn to watch it sad sad..

Why is his conscience pricking him?
Does NL look like a wrestling field where you can come talk down on people?

He ought to be ashamed of his stupid self.. Whoever allows him into her life (be it on this platform or outside this platform) again is a PEACOCK.

And everyone comes chanting: 'We are men', even toddlers... No wonder the moniker 'kradleber cradle bearer'

I've heard you.. I rest my case!!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by baarbie(f): 6:21pm On May 22, 2015
MrCork:
...sweeery ama Gangster & aint gots time for Stacygram....by the way and juss in case u ask again...did I mention that am from London,Pekam & I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot!! wink
What are you saying? All the big boys and gangstars are on instagram.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Colospor(m): 6:22pm On May 22, 2015
baarbie:
Because I have always been a huge fan of Barbie dolls and Barbie movies.
I'm still in no way as smart as you are, and fvck you for that.
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