₦airaland Forum

kinglekan:

Hahahahaha!! KingTom abo ri nnkan bayiii.

But how does it feel living another monikers life on NL. Iwo gan gan lo ye ko ma pe ni "The Double".

Hope say u kpansh the babe sha? Sho dull e shaaaa?

TheSonOfMark:

It's about #110 per litre over here.

kinglekan:
Omo Guru Marahji.

ronald4lif:
#220 a litre?. It's getting closer to the cost in the UK. How worse can it get?. No one knows. #BabaNowThatYouAreThere.

KingTom:
We just did

laykorn:
This reminds me! Have you set your eyes on missberrypop5 of recent?

Phikom:
How I wish its same over here...but Lo...d scenario here is not mild...

Do you know the slogan for Akwa-Ibom state? It's "the promise land"...and that isn't a coincidence.

KingTom:
Lekan omo ale jati jati ni e sha, see wetin you dey ask am. You sef get luck say you no call yourself Lakorn e for don be for 3 of una even that mumu Orijin101. Lekan too plenty for this Nairaland sef, Abeg who be Aworinde here

Na true na dokita!!

Why I go call my self laykorn abi na Laycorn when I nor be Agbado?

Na so dis Ph babe wey I go still sama, wetin be dt her name again oo.

*pensive*

Ehen sinaj!! Na so she dey mistake me for one KingLaykay abi na KingKhlan, I don forget sef.

Nor worry u go see Aworinde for ya village. I heard the last of them dey shrine dey continue the family dynasty

Phikom:
Absolutely no one...baba can't perform magic overnite...its gonna b an herculean task for him...

agarawu23:
ishi..love release my babe or I will deactivate my account

Abeg deactivate jooor!!

Na wetin dey trend on NL be that. We would be happy to miss you.

Btw, I don miss am sha.

TheSonOfMark:

Do you know the slogan for Akwa-Ibom state? It's "the promise land"...and that isn't a coincidence.

kinglekan:
Abeg deactivate jooor!!

Na wetin dey trend on NL be that. We would be happy to miss you.

Btw, I don miss am sha.

KingTom:
No, and I miss Millie so much

agarawu23:
ishilove release my babe or I will deactivate my account

agarawu23:
blv me , me and the girl na cat and rat but I still like her .

Hahahahaha!!

Well when two females lock horns, I would rather keep myself out of it.

kinglekan:

Na true na dokita!!

Why I go call my self laykorn abi na Laycorn when I nor be Agbado?

Na so dis Ph babe wey I go still sama, wetin be dt her name again oo.

*pensive*

Ehen sinaj!! Na so she dey mistake me for one KingLaykay abi na KingKhlan, I don forget sef.

Nor worry u go see Aworinde for ya village. I heard the last of them dey shrine dey continue the family dynasty

kinglekan:
Baba gas find a way to inherit the late doctor pela's powers ooo.
We need Magic!! Any sort would be okay.

stephenqueen:
Mumu

laykorn:
Someone once accused me of king.lahkay being my alternate account.

*i be like 'certified mumu'. If I wan come choose alternate na the same name I go use?*

kinglekan:

Hahahahaha!!

Well when two females lock horns, I would rather keep myself out of it.

kinglekan:

Na true na dokita!!

Why I go call my self laykorn abi na Laycorn when I nor be Agbado?

Na so dis Ph babe wey I go still sama, wetin be dt her name again oo.

*pensive*

Ehen sinaj!! Na so she dey mistake me for one KingLaykay abi na KingKhlan, I don forget sef.

Nor worry u go see Aworinde for ya village. I heard the last of them dey shrine dey continue the family dynasty

laykorn:
I wonder where she'd be; she used to settle the fights I and laykhorn had, calling us both twin brothers and her sons, until somehow we started to believe that ourselves and learnt to make jokes of the crazy situations. Sometime this year, Laykhorn was teaching me how to codes, and I was teaching him how to write poems.


Where could she be?
Can you help? I heard you're a native doctor.

KingTom:
Emi? Emi? Babalawo? I have suffered chai kigkhlan and kinglahkay na you na

Hahahahaha!! U be confirm Orishawuru na.

U wan make MODs go ban innocent pipu bah? U nor see say Oga of FP dey view.

kinglekan:

Na true na dokita!!

Why I go call my self laykorn abi na Laycorn when I nor be Agbado?

Na so dis Ph babe wey I go still sama, wetin be dt her name again oo.

*pensive*

Ehen si...naj!! Na so she dey mistake me for one KingLaykay abi na KingKhlan, I don forget sef.

Nor worry u go see Aworinde for ya village. I heard the last of them dey shrine dey continue the family dynasty

KingTom:
Chai I'm sure na that Osinwin king.lekan dey feed you with wrong information see as e dey slander my family name. Well I'll need just one thing from you, get the public hair of a Nigerian girl who has never lied to her boyfriend, deliver it to Truckpusher and he'll give you your next instructions

Laykorn u own don be oooo!!

Oya I wish u all da best in ur ultimate search.

kinglekan:
Hahahahaha!! U be confirm Orishawuru na.
U wan make MODs go ban innocent pipu bah? U nor see say Oga of FP dey view.

kinglekan:
Laykorn u own don be oooo!!
Oya I wish u all da best in ur ultimate search.

ronald4lif:
How many babes you wan sama oga, you and Charis I no know who be captain oo. Una go just dey change babes like boxers.

Oga mii!! Dis ministry work is very demanding oooo!!

As the Permanent Secretary of Women Affairs, I have a lotta ladies to cater for.

Na humanitarian service my brother. Infact I don't know why I have not been accorded any national award yet.

My selfless service is undeniable. . Something tells me my "Oga at the Top", KingTom - the Hon Minister of Women Affairs has just been pushing my recommendation underneath his irrelevant docs.

Oga Doc, God is watching you in black and white. *sniffs*

agarawu23:
seems this thread will hit FP soon

KingTom:
Front page Taxi dey here?

Yesss oooo!!!

E be like say topic don finish for NL. Oga lala dey enjoy our gist, him wan nack am put for FP.