₦airaland Forum

Tolzeal:
If to say na all this them ask me.. I for never step SCH gate self talkless of entering one ooo..

sinaj:
JAH. de watch u for 3D

danbrowndmf:
now i dy use gen dy toast girls.....i have fuel and gen am a big boy at this moment...



cm charge ur phone in ma house na.girls with mini skirt only.

lordhugo:
E be like say you been hate HOMEWORK dat year!

lordhugo:
Come to my house.

Sleekyshuga:
E go better ooo..
I believe in Nigeria..

One day, fuel will sell @ #65 again.
As I no come get mini skirt na, make
I manage my darkness..

Danbrowndmf, keep your gen & fuel

kinglekan:

No wahala.

But na im be say u don gree marry me without proposal ooo. Chai I don see jackpot. See hot babe on a platter of gold.


Ronald4lif please take note. Na so my ministry dey take expand.

Sleekyshuga:
E go better ooo..
I believe in Nigeria..

One day, fuel will sell @ #65 again.
As I no come get mini skirt na, make
I manage my darkness..

Danbrowndmf, keep your gen & fuel

Tolzeal:
Haa... Darkness is not good for your HEALTH OOO

danbrowndmf:
oya lemme permit u,wear only singlet and tight short nicca.

Sleekyshuga:
It makes me think better ..

Tolzeal:
Lol.....

lordhugo:
Sleekyshuga, here you go!

Do you have an AC? (Yes)

An LCD? (Yes)

How many storey building, pls? (My house na hotel)

Well furnished? (no junk)

Any washing machine? (No! u go wash)

Security? (Does aboki count?)

Steady power supply? (Aso rock sef no steady)

Subscribed DSTV? (full bouquet)

Water resistant bed? (u de piss? if its because of cumming, we can air dry later)

A swimming pool? (soak in the tub)

How big is your kitchen? (Half my bedroom)

kinglekan:

No wahala.

But na im be say u don gree marry me without proposal ooo. Chai I don see jackpot. See hot babe on a platter of gold.


Ronald...4lif please take note. Na so my ministry dey take expand.

lordhugo:
you will have to submit

4 recent passport
state of origin cert
waec result
letter of recommendation from level 16+ civil servant

Tolzeal:
I beg i no know if i fit buy small land here relax with romancelanders.... comp section folks don start to they bore me...




Cc: kingle..kan, ronald4..lif and all other bosses in here....

Na your money dey talk. A plot for a bottle of alomo. How many can you afford.

Sleekyshuga:
LOL.. Pls, tell him, we are two ..
No fuel oo.. The crowd @ d gas station ehen, e dey like wia worldwide crusade dey take place ..

Sleeping without light . I managed to charge a lil in my neighbor's shop .

Sleekyshuga:
@ boldened, wah d f**k was dah ? Take time oo..

*peering thru his answers*..

It's already late. I'll send my team to come check it out tomorrow .

But wait oo, if your house na hotel, where you get your kitchen from? You mean, you use a general kitchen?

Awwwww.. 'And she cried' .

ronald4lif:
Joker!

lordhugo:
Joker Spotter!

ronald4lif:
See as you take list the documents. Na only embassy dey demand those kind paperwork. You be high commissioner of which country?

lordhugo:
I don buy wahala!

...I meant- my house na hotel?

a small question mark ruined it.

back to that your bolded. Do you have the ability to soak my bed?

Ploutos:
Clears throat.
I'm new here though. Seems Sleekyshuga is the only friendly girl on NL.

Sleekyshuga:
Oooogh!!! I gerrit.. You were asking me a question ?

Aunty like me? Soak my bed? No now . I am an 'adult '.

To perspire? I barely do @ night, save the weather is very hot, which is also very limited.

Still, if its so hot, I take a cold bath .

*yawns*.. Gotta kiss my pillow good night. Tomorrow is the Lord's day.

Hope you no be pagan ? Go to church..

Good night. Twas nice chatting with you..

I'll dream of your offer ..

lordhugo:
Dem plenty pass buhari trekkers!

BTW, WHY THE HEBREW IN YOUR SIG?

Really? You could introduce me to some.

How did you know it's Hebrew?? Know the translation in English??

ronald4lif:
Finally bought the fuel or still on queue?.

'Date me, and get 10 liters, FREE.'

Ploutos:
Really? You could introduce me to some.

How did you know it's Hebrew?? Know the translation in English??