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Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 12:52pm On May 24, 2015

This is not "Dem say Dem say" ..
I saw this announcement on my church's notice board.. I decided to post it for your reading and Lol'ing pleasure..
Feel free to comment..
Pls mods..kindly move this to front page..

I decided to keep the name of my church away so as to avoid my pastor's wrath

Did my church do the right thing and what do you think about the looming fuel scarcity in the country??

Cc: seun, lalasticlala, mynd44, Ishilove, just wise and DisGuy

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by donspero(m): 12:55pm On May 24, 2015

Lol I bet der must do light offering

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by donspero(m): 12:55pm On May 24, 2015

FTC again

only one jude

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 12:55pm On May 24, 2015

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 12:57pm On May 24, 2015

Hahahahaha.. grin

Let me appreciate my family first..
They have been so wonderful to me..
I don't have a gf but i don't mind one now.. I'm matured enough to date..
I smell front page..

Happy Sunday dudes..

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by RobinHez(m): 1:04pm On May 24, 2015

that church doesnt have faith grin

....Jesus turned water to wine sad

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Princecalm(m): 1:05pm On May 24, 2015

ever heard of PMS offering?

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by politricks: 1:06pm On May 24, 2015

Is there no man of God that can turn water to fuel?. O lord give me the power to turn water to fuel. If i no become billionare overnight, make i see wetin cause am.

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by wealthascum(f): 1:10pm On May 24, 2015

Lol. Hilarious

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 1:16pm On May 24, 2015

Same post really trending on twitter
See the number of re tweets..
Cc: seun, lalasticlala, mynd44, Ishilove, just wise and DisGuy
Mods, please put this in fp oo

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by adorablevic: 1:31pm On May 24, 2015

Lol

,cant stop laughing

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by MSItachi: 1:35pm On May 24, 2015*

Now that is a Dynamic Church

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Pavore9: 1:36pm On May 24, 2015

Oga Jona! Oga Jona!! Oga Jona!!! How many times l call you?

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by tobtap: 1:37pm On May 24, 2015

jona...u see ur work...SMART PASTOR cheesy

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Harmvirus(f): 1:37pm On May 24, 2015

Lmao

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by kachnov(m): 1:37pm On May 24, 2015

I don't even have ba3 to book space ,this is becoming a National embarrassment.

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nossa(m): 1:37pm On May 24, 2015

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yipeee!! Front page things, started nairalanding this morning and am already on FP, sign of good things to come.

wetin join me and the selfish nature of your church, they are quick to barr members from charging but they would accept astronomical fees from the same members in the name of Tithe and stewardship. Who's cheating who?

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by adesegun121(m): 1:37pm On May 24, 2015

When 'Oyinbo' Man Climb Okada With A Big Jerry Can Looking For Fuel, Yu Know The Chicken Has Come Home To Roost!!!!

Oga jona...
Deir is God oooo...

Aliamudulilahi ur days inside Aso Rock don get Number..

Count down....

MaY 29th on my mind...

Sai baba

sai Buhari...

GMB we know

APC we trust..

With GOD all tinzz are possible..

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by oluwamile(m): 1:38pm On May 24, 2015

lol...greedy church

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by aminho(m): 1:38pm On May 24, 2015

even with d billions

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Youngzedd(m): 1:38pm On May 24, 2015

Shuu

Na your church be that @OP?

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by mrvance(m): 1:38pm On May 24, 2015

I talk am

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by dridowu: 1:39pm On May 24, 2015

so sad

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by COOLDK(m): 1:39pm On May 24, 2015

The part that got me loling so much was "Don't bother bringing your chargers, we've disconnected the sockets"

Omo you go fear fuel rationing grin

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by bobchigar(m): 1:39pm On May 24, 2015

Uhnn........... The fuel scarcity really affected every aspect of human activities

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by vision2050: 1:39pm On May 24, 2015

Even Nursing mother denied her child su.cking bre.ast shouting no fuel, I wonder may be the thing dey use fuel.
To say fact this fuel thing na gobe oo
no work for me tomorrow, I can't trek.

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