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Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Akposkool(op): 10:06am On May 26, 2015

HOW TO CATCH A THIEF 101.
The American police style: allow
the thief catch u then u catch the
thief .
The china police style: chase the
thief till he gets tired, then u
catch him.
The arab police style: kidnap the
thief's wife,and threaten the thief
to surrender.
The Indian police style: allow a
pretty damsel sing for him 2 lure
him closer,then u catch him .
The Naija police style: catch any
person on the street, beat him
until he agrees he is a Thief..
True Or False huh

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Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by rawpadgin(m): 10:16am On May 26, 2015

[quote][/quote] grin

Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Nobody: 10:16am On May 26, 2015

[color=#000050]Boring![/color]

Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by rawpadgin(m): 10:19am On May 26, 2015

then tie him mouth so he nor go fit talk

tell the public say him disappearing juju dey him mouth

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Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by daxlasaint(m): 10:22am On May 26, 2015

Akposkool:
HOW TO CATCH A THIEF 101.
The American police style: allow
the thief catch u then u catch the
thief .
The china police style: chase the
thief till he gets tired, then u
catch him.
The arab police style: kidnap the
thief's wife,and threaten the thief
to surrender.
The Indian police style: allow a
pretty damsel sing for him 2 lure
him closer,then u catch him .
The Naija police style: catch any
person on the street, beat him
until he agrees he is a Thief..
True Or False

"Naija police" so true!!!!

Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Akposkool(op): 10:39am On May 26, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Boring![/color]

baby am not the cause of your problems if it doesn't seem funny to you

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Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Nobody: 10:46am On May 26, 2015

Akposkool:
baby am not the cause of your problems if it doesn't seem funny to you

[color=#000050]What problem?

You intended your post to sound funny but sadly, it's didn't .
I was just stating the obvious.[/color]

Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Akposkool(op): 11:03am On May 26, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]What problem?

You intended your post to sound funny but sadly, it's didn't .
I was just stating the obvious.[/color]

Go take your pills. It's almost midday

Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Nobody: 11:21am On May 26, 2015

Akposkool:
Go take your pills. It's almost midday

[color=#000050]You are not funny.[/color]

Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Akposkool(op): 11:32am On May 26, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]You are not funny.[/color]

and you are not serious. Am not interested in pleasing you OK. If you want drama, go meet Jackie Chan

Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Nobody: 11:37am On May 26, 2015

Akposkool:
and you are not serious. Am not interested in pleasing you OK. If you want drama, go meet Jackie Chan

[color=#000050]Boring again.
Mehn, my dog is funnier than you. No offense.

You would have said something like.
"If you want drama, go watch African magic or Real housewives or the kardashians.

That would have been funnier. [/color]

Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Akposkool(op): 11:45am On May 26, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Boring again.
Mehn, my dog is funnier than you. No offense.

You would have said something like.
"If you want drama, go watch African magic or Real housewives or the kardashians.

That would have been funnier. [/color]

then you don't know what drama is. My cat reasons better than you

Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by asumo12: 11:45am On May 26, 2015

Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by asumo12: 11:46am On May 26, 2015

very boring u mean?

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Boring![/color]

Re: Various Ways Of Catching A Thief Across The World by Nobody: 11:51am On May 26, 2015

Akposkool:
then you don't know what drama is. My cat reasons better than you

[color=#000050]Really?[/color]

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