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| These Airtel Text, Na Wa O!!! by wolesmile(op): 5:06pm On May 26, 2015 |
Honestly I feel like I am dating Airtel. I go to bed with a text message and wake up with a text message. It's either they are calling me, or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other. VERY Soon, Airtel WILL BE LIKE: 1. Dear customer, are u HUNGRY??... Text HGY to 35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT. 2. Dear customer, need DELIVERANCE??.... Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself. 3. Dear customer, facing ancestral problems??.... Text ANCESTORS to 35354 and receive Daily ancestral tips. 4. Dear customer, wanna bathe but u have no soap??.... Text SOAP to 35629 to receive daily soap to your phone. 5. Dear customer, feeling HEARTBROKEN??.... Text HEART to 38545 and receive tips on how to plaster your heart. 6. Dear Customer, are your enemies troubling you? Text Thunder fire enemy to 333505 for thunder to strike them. Imagine Airtel sending my grandma BEAUTY TIPS... For what  ?....... 1 Like |
| Re: These Airtel Text, Na Wa O!!! by superfelix: 5:11pm On May 26, 2015 |
Lol  .. But wait Op, Airtel or MTN.. |
| Re: These Airtel Text, Na Wa O!!! by Tapout(m): 5:18pm On May 26, 2015 |
| Re: These Airtel Text, Na Wa O!!! by Moarek5k: 7:21pm On May 31, 2015 |
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