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Lagos Na Wa. by phemsie(m): 10:58am On Oct 30, 2016
Yesterday at noon, two young men were walking
in the rich neighbourhood of VGC Lekki.
A young lady was constantly watching them from
her balcony. She made a kissing gesture at them.
Confused, one of d guys looked behind to see if
they were the one the lady was signaling. To his
great surprise the lady pointed at him to confirm
he was the one she was signaling. In attempting
to honour the invitation, the other guy held his
hand to dissuade him not to go, that it was a trap.
The 1st guy looked at his friend and said to him
"This beautiful sheri pawpaw dey call me, you say
make i no go? You be bad belle, You dey craze?
Make u dey go, I go join you later the guy zoomed
off to the gate entrance, and went up to the lady.
There, she welcomed him with a smile and ask
him to sit on the sofa and be comfortable. She
will be with him soon. Minutes later the door bell
rang.... She whispered "my husband has come
back unexpectedly, please, take the pressing iron
and pretend to be ironing" she added more
clothes.
The husband was wearing the rank of a Colonel in
the army.
The guy obliged and took the iron and began
ironing the clothes as the husband sat there
watching TV throughout.
He ironed the clothes of the husband, woman,
children, tablecloths, sheets, curtains till 6pm. The
woman then gave him one thousand naira
The next day, the guy meets the other and
narrates his ordeal.
The other guy : "Eeeeh, no be you wan date
beautiful sheri koko?.... if you care to know, those
clothes you ironed?
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I washed them"

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Re: Lagos Na Wa. by talk2alabama: 11:07am On Oct 30, 2016
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Re: Lagos Na Wa. by phemsie(m): 1:05pm On Nov 04, 2016
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Re: Lagos Na Wa. by Chinagurum1995(m): 4:11am On Jan 30, 2017
Man this is funny ooooo Sheri koko hahahaha eeeh na was ooooo I love it grin

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