uppa:
hmmmmmmm.....ur body can hot like fire

islandmoon:

really?? am breaking up with you today today! i know you didnt know am the one using this ID

smartireke:


u look like a runz girl, how muxh wil it cost me 2 fuccck ur bo.obs?

remember007:
chineke!!!!!

dotna:


take it easy oh, it was done in error

Jayjay0:
Rubbish

So the guy cant identify his wife pvssy..

*blows nose on thread*

*clean nose with Op's name*

abi ooooo

Neduzze5:



Na so you harsh reach?

islandmoon:
32FB417C

remember007:
is that a recharge card or.......?

remember007:
pls look well and don't quote me to ask silly questions nxt time

smartireke:


so u dont no how to say thank u? its a compliment 2 demand fucck frm u.Lol

remember007:
ezioku

remember007:
I will burn down the house that day

smartireke:
eziokwu ka mu na ekwu.

remember007:
ok.contunu?!!

smartireke:

biko,achorum ka muna gi me ihe iberibe .

remember007:
hmmmmmmm no be me and you

Humorclux:
A man comes back from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love to his wife. When done, he goes straight to the kitchen to fetch himself a bottle of cold drink only to find his wife there looking for something in the frigde.
He asks his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just finished making love. his wife says 'haaa!!! That was my mother in the bedroom, she was so tired when she arrived' I let her sleep in our room.
Alarmed, she runs to her mother and asks her why she didn't say something when her husband was making love to her. Mother replies and said: 'you know your husband and I are not in talking terms'. So i didn't want to be the one to talk to him first!

Source : www.humorclux.ml/jokes/slept-with-the-wrong-woman/

Jayjay0:
Sorry I dont understand your language...
must you quote me?? shu.

austinonyii:


your brain is empty, I swear

remember007:
will u ve tolerated or

lanicky:


We're not talking about ourselves...we're talking about the stewpid, evil & senseless old woman.

uppa:
it wasnt intentional, moreover if it happened to you, who will you burn?, your mama or husband?

uppa:
ha!!! it's was just a joke na.....pls cool temper

lanicky:

remember007:
well i won't answer that... NEXT QUESTION....

uppa:
nice tongue.......lwkmd

Jayjay0:
But not as empty as your Father's own
Watch it boy!

Jayjay0:
But not as empty as your Father's own
Watch it boy!

Paitty:
Old joke ,..but still funny

Jayjay0:
Rubbish

So the guy can identify his wife pvssy..

*blows nose on thread*

*clean nose with Op's name*