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Thinking of how you gonna corner dat babe after service while pastor dey preach

As for the falling.
I kinda pity the Pastor in advance cos I don't know how he will feel if I don't fall cos I won't fall

busted!!!

Ope oooooo....am not guilty of any...mayb cos am born-again

The checking breaking news on net if ur church is located in the north east just to be sure if u are safe

Okay.

It still beats me how youths, after commiting fornication still stand on the alter to "minister." The God of today must be a merciful one. If it were in the Old Testament days, a lot of youths would gone to their early graves.

So guilty of number 7...lol

DanceVille:
A lot of christian young people are guilty of some not-so-great deed in church.Sometimes, they are focused on or thinking about unimportant things.
Here are the Most common examples:

1. When the pastor starts preaching about some "Sinful" things like 'Fornication and Cheating' , you will start feeling uncomfortable because you know you are guilty.

2. When everyone in the church are singing one particular song and you don't remember/know it, you wish the song ended as soon as possible.
And of course you feel guilty about it.

3. The pastor is preaching against having a crush or having a boyfriend/girlfriend.And you just think that Pastor just wants to ruin your private life.

4. A beautiful lady of your dreams is in the
church, the pastor start preaching that young ladies should be modest and not to date guys.And they should not engage in Illicit relationships before marriage.So, you're worry that he wants to spoil your plans again.

5. Pastor speaks on cheating during exams.If you're guilty, you'll start feeling uncomfortable.

6. In Sunday school, the teacher calls names for sharing opinions on for a discussion, but you're feeling nervous, because your name could be mentioned and you're not prepared.

7. After standing for a long time, pastor says "In Jesus name we Pray" , you're so happy the prayer has ended and you can finally sit.But the Pastor continues, and you're upset.

8. You were staring at some nice looking girl/guy and forgot you were praying or even the point of the prayer.

9. Pastor calls a bible verse, but you were not listening to him.So, in a 5 second interval, you ask the person who is sitting next to you to repeat the bible verse.

10. When pastor are laying hands on people, you watch how they fall under anointing and you're so nervous and afraid because you think you will fall as well..

I have a feeling op is guilty of all the above.
It is really a personal thing to come up with this.

DanceVille:
A lot of christian young people are guilty of some not-so-great deed in church.Sometimes, they are focused on or thinking about unimportant things.
Here are the Most common examples:

1. When the pastor starts preaching about some "Sinful" things like 'Fornication and Cheating' , you will start feeling uncomfortable because you know you are guilty.

2. When everyone in the church are singing one particular song and you don't remember/know it, you wish the song ended as soon as possible.
And of course you feel guilty about it.

3. The pastor is preaching against having a crush or having a boyfriend/girlfriend.And you just think that Pastor just wants to ruin your private life.

4. A beautiful lady of your dreams is in the
church, the pastor start preaching that young ladies should be modest and not to date guys.And they should not engage in Illicit relationships before marriage.So, you're worry that he wants to spoil your plans again.

5. Pastor speaks on cheating during exams.If you're guilty, you'll start feeling uncomfortable.

6. In Sunday school, the teacher calls names for sharing opinions on for a discussion, but you're feeling nervous, because your name could be mentioned and you're not prepared.

7. After standing for a long time, pastor says "In Jesus name we Pray" , you're so happy the prayer has ended and you can finally sit.But the Pastor continues, and you're upset.

8. You were staring at some nice looking girl/guy and forgot you were praying or even the point of the prayer.

9. Pastor calls a bible verse, but you were not listening to him.So, in a 5 second interval, you ask the person who is sitting next to you to repeat the bible verse.

10. When pastor are laying hands on people, you watch how they fall under anointing and you're so nervous and afraid because you think you will fall as well..

experience is talking

DanceVille:
A lot of christian young people are guilty of some not-so-great deed in church.Sometimes, they are focused on or thinking about unimportant things.
Here are the Most common examples:

1. When the pastor starts preaching about some "Sinful" things like 'Fornication and Cheating' , you will start feeling uncomfortable because you know you are guilty.

2. When everyone in the church are singing one particular song and you don't remember/know it, you wish the song ended as soon as possible.
And of course you feel guilty about it.

3. The pastor is preaching against having a crush or having a boyfriend/girlfriend.And you just think that Pastor just wants to ruin your private life.

4. A beautiful lady of your dreams is in the
church, the pastor start preaching that young ladies should be modest and not to date guys.And they should not engage in Illicit relationships before marriage.So, you're worry that he wants to spoil your plans again.

5. Pastor speaks on cheating during exams.If you're guilty, you'll start feeling uncomfortable.

6. In Sunday school, the teacher calls names for sharing opinions on for a discussion, but you're feeling nervous, because your name could be mentioned and you're not prepared.

7. After standing for a long time, pastor says "In Jesus name we Pray" , you're so happy the prayer has ended and you can finally sit.But the Pastor continues, and you're upset.

8. You were staring at some nice looking girl/guy and forgot you were praying or even the point of the prayer.

9. Pastor calls a bible verse, but you were not listening to him.So, in a 5 second interval, you ask the person who is sitting next to you to repeat the bible verse.

10. When pastor are laying hands on people, you watch how they fall under anointing and you're so nervous and afraid because you think you will fall as well..

experience is talking

Wondering why u(OP) would write such an aimless piece

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Am a victim of No.4

See the thrash making fp

Better not going at all.

Being a freethinker does it for me.

The way religion is been practised in Nigeria, I don't see any body going to their various description of heaven.

NONSENSE..... how on earth did we get here

Christian sisters be like...

DanceVille:
A lot of christian young people are guilty of some not-so-great deed in church.Sometimes, they are focused on or thinking about unimportant things.
Here are the Most common examples:

1. When the pastor starts preaching about some "Sinful" things like 'Fornication and Cheating' , you will start feeling uncomfortable because you know you are guilty.

2. When everyone in the church are singing one particular song and you don't remember/know it, you wish the song ended as soon as possible.
And of course you feel guilty about it.

3. The pastor is preaching against having a crush or having a boyfriend/girlfriend.And you just think that Pastor just wants to ruin your private life.

4. A beautiful lady of your dreams is in the
church, the pastor start preaching that young ladies should be modest and not to date guys.And they should not engage in Illicit relationships before marriage.So, you're worry that he wants to spoil your plans again.

5. Pastor speaks on cheating during exams.If you're guilty, you'll start feeling uncomfortable.

6. In Sunday school, the teacher calls names for sharing opinions on for a discussion, but you're feeling nervous, because your name could be mentioned and you're not prepared.

7. After standing for a long time, pastor says "In Jesus name we Pray" , you're so happy the prayer has ended and you can finally sit.But the Pastor continues, and you're upset.

8. You were staring at some nice looking girl/guy and forgot you were praying or even the point of the prayer.

9. Pastor calls a bible verse, but you were not listening to him.So, in a 5 second interval, you ask the person who is sitting next to you to repeat the bible verse.

10. When pastor are laying hands on people, you watch how they fall under anointing and you're so nervous and afraid because you think you will fall as well..

Another retarded post

DanceVille:
A lot of christian young people are guilty of some not-so-great deed in church.Sometimes, they are focused on or thinking about unimportant things.
Here are the Most common examples:

1. When the pastor starts preaching about some "Sinful" things like 'Fornication and Cheating' , you will start feeling uncomfortable because you know you are guilty.

2. When everyone in the church are singing one particular song and you don't remember/know it, you wish the song ended as soon as possible.
And of course you feel guilty about it.

3. The pastor is preaching against having a crush or having a boyfriend/girlfriend.And you just think that Pastor just wants to ruin your private life.

4. A beautiful lady of your dreams is in the
church, the pastor start preaching that young ladies should be modest and not to date guys.And they should not engage in Illicit relationships before marriage.So, you're worry that he wants to spoil your plans again.

5. Pastor speaks on cheating during exams.If you're guilty, you'll start feeling uncomfortable.

6. In Sunday school, the teacher calls names for sharing opinions on for a discussion, but you're feeling nervous, because your name could be mentioned and you're not prepared.

7. After standing for a long time, pastor says "In Jesus name we Pray" , you're so happy the prayer has ended and you can finally sit.But the Pastor continues, and you're upset.

8. You were staring at some nice looking girl/guy and forgot you were praying or even the point of the prayer.

9. Pastor calls a bible verse, but you were not listening to him.So, in a 5 second interval, you ask the person who is sitting next to you to repeat the bible verse.

10. When pastor are laying hands on people, you watch how they fall under anointing and you're so nervous and afraid because you think you will fall as well..

numba 1 and 4 is d main point evry guys/girls Rr guilty of hmmmmmmmM. Most pastor know's urth's n church rr guilty of it alott. Hmmmm they know wat they Rr doin ooh.

if you are here to read comments......

then........

hit like...

i see

exemen:
Hmm.... Well.... Ppl don take worshiping a serious issue

ayusco85:
OP this ur list is thrash;

u should have opened ur write up with the following

1. going to church with bb charger, power bank and its charger, small nokia phone and the charger and their android phone with its charger, together wit a big extention and looking for where to charge while praise and worship is going on.

2. guys and babes dat go to church well dressed in a bid to land a babe or guy after service

3. sleeping in church . am guilty cos i slept tru more than half of todays preaching..........

4. Putting an empty envelope in the offering bowl/basket.

5. Opening ur eyes to note those who fall under the anointing.

6. Making a vow(especially a financial pledge) u can't fulfil just to be praised/prayed upon by the pastor.

7. Gossiping during mass/service/meeting.

8. Leaving church b4 the end of mass/service/meeting.

9. Going to church without a thorough bath & mouth wash (u wan kill person with odour inside God house?)

10. Wooing/seducing someone during service (some people nor get fear of God sha!).

Am guilty of dat no 6

1. When the pastor starts preaching about some "Sinful" things like 'Fornication and Cheating' , you will start feeling uncomfortable because you know you are guilty.

thats d best bad tin i like doing....i no send pastor sef if he like make e preach i go still dey rock am

Na so we see am ooo

ayusco85:
OP this ur list is thrash;

u should have opened ur write up with the following

1. going to church with bb charger, power bank and its charger, small nokia phone and the charger and their android phone with its charger, together wit a big extention and looking for where to charge while praise and worship is going on.

2. guys and babes dat go to church well dressed in a bid to land a babe or guy after service

3. sleeping in church . am guilty cos i slept tru more than half of todays preaching..........

that ur number 1, I do am well when I dey serve for one village. No light for over d months. Anywhere we dey go na extension socket, chargers and phones go full inside the poly bag. Even church is not an exception.

DanceVille:
A lot of christian young people are guilty of some not-so-great deed in church.Sometimes, they are focused on or thinking about unimportant things.
Here are the Most common examples:

1. When the pastor starts preaching about some "Sinful" things like 'Fornication and Cheating' , you will start feeling uncomfortable because you know you are guilty.

2. When everyone in the church are singing one particular song and you don't remember/know it, you wish the song ended as soon as possible.
And of course you feel guilty about it.

3. The pastor is preaching against having a crush or having a boyfriend/girlfriend.And you just think that Pastor just wants to ruin your private life.

4. A beautiful lady of your dreams is in the
church, the pastor start preaching that young ladies should be modest and not to date guys.And they should not engage in Illicit relationships before marriage.So, you're worry that he wants to spoil your plans again.

5. Pastor speaks on cheating during exams.If you're guilty, you'll start feeling uncomfortable.

6. In Sunday school, the teacher calls names for sharing opinions on for a discussion, but you're feeling nervous, because your name could be mentioned and you're not prepared.

7. After standing for a long time, pastor says "In Jesus name we Pray" , you're so happy the prayer has ended and you can finally sit.But the Pastor continues, and you're upset.

8. You were staring at some nice looking girl/guy and forgot you were praying or even the point of the prayer.

9. Pastor calls a bible verse, but you were not listening to him.So, in a 5 second interval, you ask the person who is sitting next to you to repeat the bible verse.

10. When pastor are laying hands on people, you watch how they fall under anointing and you're so nervous and afraid because you think you will fall as well..

Senseless thread........Think up something better and come back

I'm guilty of none

Lol Op they aint bad tho

eROCK247:
4. Putting an empty envelope in the offering bowl/basket.

5. Opening ur eyes to note those who fall under the anointing.

6. Making a vow(especially a financial pledge) u can't fulfil just to be praised/prayed upon by the pastor.

7. Gossiping during mass/service/meeting.

8. Leaving church b4 the end of mass/service/meeting.

9. Going to church without a thorough bath & mouth wash (u wan kill person with odour inside God house?)

10. Wooing/seducing someone during service (some people nor get fear of God sha!).

if u did all these, then am afraid to tell u that u wil occupy a mansion in the hottest part of hell fire

And this made front page. Nairaland has gone to the dogs I swear