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M4gunners:
Funny i must say, but number 5is natural for African mama's (naija mama's )

abii nah.


Brozz i dey haill yu wif ma siggy ooooo

nairaland must be heading towards oblivion

CountDracula:
Dis? Frontpage? Really?

Most times I doubt the sanity of the person responsible for placing threads on Frontpage. He would leave out good threads only to place childish threads like;

- who lost their virginity the fastest?
- pictures of people's wives.
- pictures of "celebrities" doing normal things.
- who f*ucks who on NL?
- fraudulent pastors' "predictions".
- st*upid, childish and unfunny jokes.
And many more.

lovaleenny:
And this made fp

Yes. Sometimes you want to give up on Nairaland.

NobleG1:
Most times I doubt the sanity of the person responsible for placing threads on Frontpage. He would leave out good threads only to place childish threads like;

- who lost their virginity the fastest?
- pictures of people's wives.
- pictures of "celebrities" doing normal things.
- who f*ucks who on NL?
- fraudulent pastors' "predictions".
- st*upid, childish and unfunny jokes.
And many more.

Its sad sad and sad...

You see me for road and be like Na your face be dis
No, Na my grandmother face.

How many time will this a make front page? I post more reasonable post and it doesn't make front page.

omanifrank:
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol .


2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! .




3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. .


4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. .


5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... .



6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .



7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* .



8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... .




9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... .


10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. .


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dats gud.

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Harmattan season is here for dry jokes like this to make FP!!! Gosh!!!

lovaleenny:
And this made fp

It did o!
Sure u don't ask questions like that?

omanifrank:
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol .


2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! .




3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. .


4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. .


5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... .



6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .



7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* .



8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... .




9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... .


10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. .


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girl dey with u,u con dey remove her panties,she con still ask ,what are u doing ,i wan wash am ni
sum pple go call u by 2am con ask u dey sleep,no oo i dey pound yam

You see Me at the back in a queue and you ask are you the last person; No I am the first person and what am I doing at the back of the line.

*happy mood*

CountDracula:
Dis? Frontpage? Really?

No. Na back page e dey

lovaleenny:
And this made fp

Babe sup

9 Stupid Answers for Stupid
Questions

1. Someone calls you at 2:am in
the night and ask you "are you
sleeping?"

Ans: no, I’m picking beans.

2. You're making out with a girl
then you start pulling her pants
then
she asks;
what are you trying to do?

Ans: I want to wash them for you

3. They see you coming out of
the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a bath?''

Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl

4. You standing right in front of
the elevator on the ground floor
going to your office, yet they ask;
''going up?''

Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office
to
come down
and meet me!

5. Your boyfriend comes home
with a bunch of flowers and you
still asks him;
''are those flowers?''

Ans: no baby, they're carrots!

6. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend
see's
you and ask; ''what are you
doing here?''

Ans: I’m here to pay my school
fees!

7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they
still ask; ''are you sleeping?''

Ans: No! I'm practicing how to die.

8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get
you a table?''

Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the
floor.

9. Are you reading this post?

Ans:.....?

When your niggas see your new babe as una dey cuddle after e Kon ask guy na ur babe be dat
Reply: no na gigantic Barbie doll

johnwizey:
dry

I don't think so, it's actually vry funny

tociano009:
A

A for APPLE

tociano009:
A

A for APPLE

sophiecoleen:
A for APPLE A for APPLE

who are you

lovaleenny:
And this made fp

No, back page

MY BROTHER, U 2 MUCH. ABI U NO BE MY BROTHER? ANSWER!