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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:23pm On Jun 09, 2015

prettythicksme:
yea,it works.

alryt my bossom sister wink

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:23pm On Jun 09, 2015

Jacksparrow0712:
Do what?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jun 09, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Teach? You'd have to learn the hard way.

How about I use my lines on your girl? Straight to the point like her birth mark; then I get her to tumble between my sheets for a time longer than her stretch marks?

My gurl no get stretch marks joor angry

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jun 09, 2015

*** whistles ***

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jun 09, 2015

PervyByNature:
silliemarc@gmail.com prettythicksme

U wnt to send d pics to me?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jun 09, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

LOL. If words could literally kill, some would be serving terms for mass extermination.

.. how was your day? ✘

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jun 09, 2015

prettythicksme:
U wnt to send d pics to me?

Yup. Nd mail. Kindly edit your last post so my mail add doesnt show. Thanks cheesy

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jun 09, 2015

PervyByNature:
www.nairaland.com/sexxkillz

Wow! He joined just yesterday. I used to like him, really - in my former life.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jun 09, 2015

PervyByNature:
lol. It just felt like fvckin a bucket. Try it n feel my pain bro.

[color=#F48700]
Dude you gotta give me something to try it on na

[/color]

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:32pm On Jun 09, 2015

marieolae ? ✘

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:32pm On Jun 09, 2015

PervyByNature:
My gurl no get stretch marks joor

LOL. She's a sinner - her STRIPES can never be made whole.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jun 09, 2015

LadyBoss1:

Tell me now cheesy

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:34pm On Jun 09, 2015

Darkrebel666:
.. how was your day? ✘

Stressful and energy-zapping like the previous.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:35pm On Jun 09, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

LOL. She's a sinner - her STRIPES can never be made whole.

LOL. Fvck you man! cheesy

. You're good.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:35pm On Jun 09, 2015

gregzone:
[color=#F48700] Dude you gotta give me something to try it on na
[/color]

get a bucket bro. grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:36pm On Jun 09, 2015

laykorn:
Wow! He joined just yesterday. I used to like him, really - in my former life.

You liked that albino? Damn. Smh

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:38pm On Jun 09, 2015

PervyByNature:
LOL. Fvck you man! . You're good.

Wordplays and double entrendrés are just beautiful, aren't they?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jun 09, 2015

Sleekyshuga:
*yawns*

Caseless indeed...

*yawns again*.

[color=#27408B]Keep yawning. I know I got you.

How did today go?[/color]

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jun 09, 2015

PervyByNature:
get a bucket bro.

[color=#F48700]

I'm not Jonah Falcon.
[/color]

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jun 09, 2015

PervyByNature:
You liked that albino? Damn. Smh

Yes, I did, and he isn't an albino. Hehe

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:41pm On Jun 09, 2015

This thread seems (relatively) sane today. Now that's somewhat unusual.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jun 09, 2015

KingTom:
You mean your Role model Tinubu don get stroke?

Charis my boy, I don't believe in Godfatherism I don't even like the APC, but I love and admire some of them men there especially the people's Gen. Buhari

[color=#27408B]Tinubu will need your shoulders to cry on now. You've got to be there for him in times like this. [/color]

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jun 09, 2015

PervyByNature:
Yup. Nd mail. Kindly edit your last post so my mail add doesnt show. Thanks

Now sonofmark don teach u some chat up lines,u dig?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:43pm On Jun 09, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Wordplays and double entrendrés are just beautiful, aren't they?

Yea, but to those that can decipher. Bet a certain irene would think you're actually talking bout sin grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 10:43pm On Jun 09, 2015

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Keep yawning. I know I got you.

How did today go?[/color]

Lol..
Nah.. You didn't get at me tongue

..

I only enjoyed the 'false truth' you told yourself tongue

..

My day was fine..

I trust yours was wink

.

Wanna kiss my pillow to sleep..
I've got lots of reading to do by 3am

.

Good night.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:45pm On Jun 09, 2015

prettythicksme:
Now sonofmark don teach u some chat lines,u dig?

Nigga was rapping instead babe. Still cnt find that mail.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jun 09, 2015

softysparky:
You are right, Agape is not redeemable. Let's just find a woman for him.

[color=#27408B]Shey na man you be ni??

Oh, sorry. I forgot you're ronald4lif's woman.[/color]

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jun 09, 2015

Jacksparrow0712:
Tell me now

Think u know already

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jun 09, 2015

gregzone:
[color=#F48700] I'm not Jonah Falcon. [/color]

if u get caught, nuh be me send you oo grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:47pm On Jun 09, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

That pick up/ chat up line is so Victorian era.

Where's your creativity, mister?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:48pm On Jun 09, 2015

PervyByNature:
Yea, but to those that can decipher. Bet a certain irene would think you're actually talking bout sin

If just about anyone can discern the meaning(s) of a comment then it means the comment is banal and bland.

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