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Since our President and his vice declared their assets, I have
also deemed it imperative to declare mine. As a Buharist, I
need to follow his leadership path inorder to project a
corruption free leadership and followership which will
eventually bore a corruption free nation.
The Declaration goes thus;
1. Four pencil (pant trousers), 3 jeans and 4 chinos.
2. 8 Shirts + 5 polo shirts
3. 2 danshiki, 1 agbada + 1 complete army kaki
4. 1 bathroom slippers
5. 2 shoes, 3 palm slippers and 1sandal
6. 2 tie and 1 bow
7. 1 Hp laptop (faulty for now)
8. LG flat screen TV + Home theatre
9. 1 Standing fan
10. 2 Mattress (1 in lag + 1 in Calabar)
11. 1 bag of pure water + 1 drum of rainwater.
12. , 1 Tecno N7, 1 Nokia torch lite
13. 1 small I pass my neighbour generator + 5litres of fuel.
14. 4 pots, 1 kettle + 1 frying pan.
15. 1 gas cooker 5kg
16. 1 lontor torchlite.
17. 1 Carpet and 1 rug
18. 200 MTN recharge card .
19. #2000 @ First bank account + #500 @ Diamond bank
account
20. 1 bible and methodist Hymn.
21. 2 bedsheet and 2 pillows
22. FSLC and SSCE certificates BSC (awaiting result)
23. 8 boxers and 10 singlets
24. 1 big travelling bag + 1 laptop bag
Anything aside the above declared asset is either a gift or
jointly owned by me and someone

Well done.
You don try

Kingtom come and declare your assets o

Hope no be scope be this

You are mr. transparency.

If those girls declare their own ehn Na no go fit read ham finish

Lame

hahahahahhaahahaaahhaha

https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing025.gif those chinos must be old as my great grand mother.

No girlfriend Ni ? Abi u be gay

You forgot to declare the most useless of all: your brain!

der should be a device on nairaland to screen threads before bn posted..

Clap for your self. Those things you declared look like LIABILITIES

adeekiti:
No girlfriend Ni ? Abi u be gay

The girlfriend may be either gift or jointly owned!

adeekiti:
No girlfriend Ni ? Abi u be gay

The girlfriend may be either a gift or jointly owned!

One trouser. 4 shirts , Two old boxers and 5 ex girlfriends.

MissSlimbody:
Well done.
You don try

Kingtom come and declare your assets o

That's all he has.

If you declare reach rain and sachet water, why you no declare say soup dey inside d pot and how many meat wey dey inside?

Dullard of Daura.

Tallesty1:
One trouser. 4 shirts , Two old boxers and 5 ex girlfriends.That's all he has.

Kingtom, shey na true

Roughfyzay:
If those girls declare their own ehn
Na no go fit read ham finish

hahahahahahahahaah..

The OP wan kill me with laf....

MissSlimbody:
Well done. You don try
King tom come and declare your assets o

N500 000 000 000

Tallesty1:
One trouser. 4 shirts , Two old boxers and 5 ex girlfriends.That's all he has.

You forgot my lab coat

MissSlimbody:


Kingt om, shey na true

Shey you see that wicked Tallesty1! !! Na him collect all my properties unto bride price for his niece

u no get towel abi....

KingTom:
Shey you see that wicked Tallesty1! !! Na him collect all my properties unto bride price for his niece

Iwo na se lo fe omo ibo
Him suppose collect that 1 trouser and 4shirts wey u get sef.

11 pairs of trousers and 13 shirts?... not reasonable... ur fraudulent

KingTom:
You forgot my lab coat

It's not yours

What is pant trouser?

daveteb:
Since our President and his vice declared their assets, I have
also deemed it imperative to declare mine. As a Buharist, I
need to follow his leadership path inorder to project a
corruption free leadership and followership which will
eventually bore a corruption free nation.
The Declaration goes thus;
1. Four pencil (pant trousers), 3 jeans and 4 chinos.
2. 8 Shirts + 5 polo shirts
3. 2 danshiki, 1 agbada + 1 complete army kaki
4. 1 bathroom slippers
5. 2 shoes, 3 palm slippers and 1sandal
6. 2 tie and 1 bow
7. 1 Hp laptop (faulty for now)
8. LG flat screen TV + Home theatre
9. 1 Standing fan
10. 2 Mattress (1 in lag + 1 in Calabar)
11. 1 bag of pure water + 1 drum of rainwater.
12. , 1 Tecno N7, 1 Nokia torch lite
13. 1 small I pass my neighbour generator + 5litres of fuel.
14. 4 pots, 1 kettle + 1 frying pan.
15. 1 gas cooker 5kg
16. 1 lontor torchlite.
17. 1 Carpet and 1 rug
18. 200 MTN recharge card .
19. #2000 @ First bank account + #500 @ Diamond bank
account
20. 1 bible and methodist Hymn.
21. 2 bedsheet and 2 pillows
22. FSLC and SSCE certificates BSC (awaiting result)
23. 8 boxers and 10 singlets
24. 1 big travelling bag + 1 laptop bag
Anything aside the above declared asset is either a gift or
jointly owned by me and someone

It seems the rate of madness has increased ever since Pres Buhari won his election

Nawao.. you get pot but no spoon,fork,knife or cup? na hand u dey use eat....