₦airaland Forum

Kudos to u OP

You forgot one thing: Plead the Blood of Jesus. It never fails, and it arrests any chaotic situation always.






A §izzling Hot mixtape will be dropping on Nairaland 31-12-15. Free download! Anticipate it.

Gwekzy:
Baba how come u ave do much information

I dey suspect am

Jovago:
https://blog.ng.jovago.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Marijuana2-300x177.jpg
Lagos, Nigeria’s most beloved city, is famous for the level of traffic commuters in the city have to endure on a daily basis. While the traffic situation can be quite frustrating and tiresome, it is not the time wasted or energy exerted that terrifies these commuters. What they find most dreadful is the possibility of strong-armed robbery in traffic. Most areas in Lagos, especially on the Island and Peninsula, are well guarded, however, there are key traffic areas where these robberies occur not just at nights, but in broad daylight,. These areas include Marina, CMS – Costain Bridge, Maryland end of Ikorodu road, Gbagada, Mile 2 – Oshodi bridge and Idumota – Eko bridge. These armed robbers target heavy traffic routes. Although traffic robbery is something motorists or commuters would not want to contemplate, it is equally something they can easily get caught up in. Jovago.com, Africa’s No.1 online Hotel booking portal has suggestions on how to deal with strong-armed robbery in Lagos traffic.

Stay Calm

This maybe seem very hard to do, but it is the only way to survive the situation. Some robbers accost their victims by gently tapping on their side window and revealing the butt of their gun, or whatever weapon they have, while others prefer to scare their victims by smashing their side window or windscreen with a hammer. Whatever the case, do not panic, or raise alarm. The numerous witnesses will not assist or give you any protection, neither will the security men on patrol. Take a deep breath and remind yourself that you are still alive and will only have to lose a few possessions. Staying calm can reduce the chance of the offender becoming agitated and reduce the risk of violence.

Do not attack

Do not use your pepper spray or pocket knife. Do not attack the robber. Most of the robbers are not only armed, they operate in gangs and while you might have been initially accosted by one member of the gang, the others lurk around. Attacking the armed robber very rarely ends well.

Avoid direct eye contact

No matter how low-class the robber may look or seem, behave deferentially. Avoid looking him directly in the eye as that might irritate him. Don’t stare either, as this would be perceived as threatening to the offender. Keep your eyes down and look at the chin of the offender and use your peripheral vision to obtain details. This is less threatening to the offender. Address him as ‘Sir’ or ‘oga’, whichever you find more comfortable. Most robbers have low self-esteem and a little bit of respect might calm them down or even deter them.

Cooperate

Unless your car is bullet and hammer-proof, do not argue with the armed robber. Cooperate . Ensure you first inform the robber in clear terms that you are willing to cooperate, then respond quickly to their demands to whatever instructions they give. Speak only if you need to answer the offender and always reply honestly. Do not try any form of heroics.

Speak clearly and with simple language

There is no gain in impressing an armed robber with good grammar. Do not try to confuse him with a foreign language, heavy/polished accent or big grammar. Respond in the simplest English you know. If you are fluent in pidgin or local dialect, whichever the robber starts communication with, continue with it. Trying to sound too polished might give them the notion that you have more than you are giving to them and that would aggravate them, and possibly encourage them inflict harm on you.Also, try not to add to much detail or say anything that is unnecessary as that could increase the pressure, cause a breakdown in confidence and lead to panic. Keep your answers short, precise and positive using simple words and phrases.

Take the robber seriously

While strong-armed robberies can also occur without a weapon- just the threat of physical violence or an actual beating followed by the demand for moneys, it is always important to assume the offender is armed. Whether you see the armed robber’s weapon or not,you can never be too sure. Be cautious, ensure you observe all his movements and listen to every word his utters. Do not underestimate his actions. Stay alert.

...really...so u want people to stay calm, take u serrrious..obey you,avoid eye contact and spek clear English when u attack ..abi?... Bro are u serrrrious? ...this homebase guys mennnnnn!

The guy that wrote this post is either an armed robber or has been robbed a lot

ALSO ,....Make sure pray to GOD every morning before you go out...

i call them "elders of the land"

Ok

Hmmm.. May I never witness traffic robbers in Jesus name! Overall, pray every morning before hitting d road!

See you may have made some valid points but it's not everyone that gives up easily, some of us blood hot pass their own but we dey go about our legitimate business jeje. I will rather die standing than on my knees crying for what belongs to me.

I love my Cameroonian friend of way back.. when he was accosted, he simply used Yaounde Jazz and the agberos became confused, speaking like drunks to each other as they walked away, he said the other option was sudden madness but that does not end well for the victims, they die if they do not find treatment in 24 hours. Unorthodox methods for Strong Robbers

CR77:
Something oo

guy ntin fit carry me go lag o... Money no even dey dere

Suspect33:
guy ntin fit carry me go lag o... Money no even dey dere

Exactly
If i wanna fly, i fly Enugu Airport.
To Hall with Lagos

Jovago:
https://blog.ng.jovago.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Marijuana2-300x177.jpg
Lagos, Nigeria’s most beloved city, is famous for the level of traffic commuters in the city have to endure on a daily basis. While the traffic situation can be quite frustrating and tiresome, it is not the time wasted or energy exerted that terrifies these commuters. What they find most dreadful is the possibility of strong-armed robbery in traffic. Most areas in Lagos, especially on the Island and Peninsula, are well guarded, however, there are key traffic areas where these robberies occur not just at nights, but in broad daylight,. These areas include Marina, CMS – Costain Bridge, Maryland end of Ikorodu road, Gbagada, Mile 2 – Oshodi bridge and Idumota – Eko bridge. These armed robbers target heavy traffic routes. Although traffic robbery is something motorists or commuters would not want to contemplate, it is equally something they can easily get caught up in. Jovago.com, Africa’s No.1 online Hotel booking portal has suggestions on how to deal with strong-armed robbery in Lagos traffic.

Stay Calm

This maybe seem very hard to do, but it is the only way to survive the situation. Some robbers accost their victims by gently tapping on their side window and revealing the butt of their gun, or whatever weapon they have, while others prefer to scare their victims by smashing their side window or windscreen with a hammer. Whatever the case, do not panic, or raise alarm. The numerous witnesses will not assist or give you any protection, neither will the security men on patrol. Take a deep breath and remind yourself that you are still alive and will only have to lose a few possessions. Staying calm can reduce the chance of the offender becoming agitated and reduce the risk of violence.

Do not attack

Do not use your pepper spray or pocket knife. Do not attack the robber. Most of the robbers are not only armed, they operate in gangs and while you might have been initially accosted by one member of the gang, the others lurk around. Attacking the armed robber very rarely ends well.

Avoid direct eye contact

No matter how low-class the robber may look or seem, behave deferentially. Avoid looking him directly in the eye as that might irritate him. Don’t stare either, as this would be perceived as threatening to the offender. Keep your eyes down and look at the chin of the offender and use your peripheral vision to obtain details. This is less threatening to the offender. Address him as ‘Sir’ or ‘oga’, whichever you find more comfortable. Most robbers have low self-esteem and a little bit of respect might calm them down or even deter them.

Cooperate

Unless your car is bullet and hammer-proof, do not argue with the armed robber. Cooperate . Ensure you first inform the robber in clear terms that you are willing to cooperate, then respond quickly to their demands to whatever instructions they give. Speak only if you need to answer the offender and always reply honestly. Do not try any form of heroics.

Speak clearly and with simple language

There is no gain in impressing an armed robber with good grammar. Do not try to confuse him with a foreign language, heavy/polished accent or big grammar. Respond in the simplest English you know. If you are fluent in pidgin or local dialect, whichever the robber starts communication with, continue with it. Trying to sound too polished might give them the notion that you have more than you are giving to them and that would aggravate them, and possibly encourage them inflict harm on you.Also, try not to add to much detail or say anything that is unnecessary as that could increase the pressure, cause a breakdown in confidence and lead to panic. Keep your answers short, precise and positive using simple words and phrases.

Take the robber seriously

While strong-armed robberies can also occur without a weapon- just the threat of physical violence or an actual beating followed by the demand for moneys, it is always important to assume the offender is armed. Whether you see the armed robber’s weapon or not,you can never be too sure. Be cautious, ensure you observe all his movements and listen to every word his utters. Do not underestimate his actions. Stay alert.

Nice one op.
I wish my brother knew this










#TEAM SCENT

it happened to me once but I trashed the guys life . first he collected my phones,watch,chain,and my fashion walking stick and fortunately I had my 9-mm rifle with me so immediately the guy was about to.jump the culvert I shot him at his back and ran to his place I dealt with the guy and called my FOB to tell them the situation on their arrival I handed him over to them for mild torture because of his injury and left but I still got my phone e.t.c back sha but I left him so I can see if he's the only one or if their two because I can handle two #don't try this if you're not a personnel

Nonsense! The reason we have many armed robberies is because people can't defend themselves. When the average man learns how to shoot and owns a gun legally, I can assure you armed robbers would think twice before acting. Try robbing a house over here in the States, you'd better think twice cos the owner might be an ex military man or one of those hunters from Duck Dynasty......

I thank God oo am 700km away from lagos. By the way am a man n i do watch Van Dame so i get many talent for that i will try small tactics.








#legeidzbenzworming

OP, tag it "the soft approach..." Infact we shld take dea address so we can deliver our stuffs to dea home.

Simply get down from the car and hand the keys to the robber.
Tell him you're just a driver on errand and empty your pocket for him.

He will be helpless because he knows he can't move that car far through the traffic.

Secret bait is, never carry too much money in your pocket while driving.
ATM is meant for situations like this.

When dem see 50n and 100n notes drop from your pocket, dem go dash you money sef.

this is an anti tourism comment ...who will want to come to Lagos with all this bad news

[quote author=Gwekzy post=34588414]Baba how come u ave do much information
[/quote

Maybe he has good working brains ]

BeeBeeOoh:
Thanking GOD for the gift of long legs..





#tearingofracesurepass

so you can run faster than 1 bullet on your back abi? because they will think you want to go call police.

If as u said in heavy traffic the best way out is to hit ur car into vehicle infront of u. Cause comotion and d people in d car in front will come down to ur car by d time dey do this d robber will walk away among d crowd, this work very well its what I know

To be honest, with the rampant robbery in traffic, all I do is the following below:

1. Once I notice there's traffic, I remove my sims from my phones

2. I hide my major phone, and expose the lower quality phone(you can't tell a robber you don't own a phone)

3. I keep my atms, ID cards in my glove compartment.

3. I leave little cash in my wallet( they expect you own a wallet, and then little change)

4. Wedding ring, wrist watch all goes OFF into the compartment.

5. Laptop must be in your booth

6. Like the poster said, don't argue with them

7. They will possibly collect things I can do away with and face other motorist

In all, be safe in traffic...these robbers can be ruthless at times

You work with jovago?

In other words, the write-up is more about how to make the armed robbers rob you effortlessly, rather than how to prevent them from doing so. Nice.

handsomeclouds:
This is a passive approach, I'm expecting a counter thread on an active way to deal with this menace

Your advice is a recipe for more of such attacks.Ever heard of been proactive?Things to do,Always watch out for them by being hyper sensitive to your environment.The robbers are usually out for a quick job.once at Mile 2 one just surfaced beside my car.I quickly got down and start ed shouting 'Police see him hear o'ol boy come see race.it was they I saw his second with him running over the expressway divide to escape.Commuters behind all came down to thank me shouty ole.In d dark it might be a little tricky though.It is not a bad idea to carry a rod or cutlass in ur car.Chanji Don come o.Safe trip.

Jovago:
https://blog.ng.jovago.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Marijuana2-300x177.jpg
Lagos, Nigeria’s most beloved city, is famous for the level of traffic commuters in the city have to endure on a daily basis. While the traffic situation can be quite frustrating and tiresome, it is not the time wasted or energy exerted that terrifies these commuters. What they find most dreadful is the possibility of strong-armed robbery in traffic. Most areas in Lagos, especially on the Island and Peninsula, are well guarded, however, there are key traffic areas where these robberies occur not just at nights, but in broad daylight,. These areas include Marina, CMS – Costain Bridge, Maryland end of Ikorodu road, Gbagada, Mile 2 – Oshodi bridge and Idumota – Eko bridge. These armed robbers target heavy traffic routes. Although traffic robbery is something motorists or commuters would not want to contemplate, it is equally something they can easily get caught up in. Jovago.com, Africa’s No.1 online Hotel booking portal has suggestions on how to deal with strong-armed robbery in Lagos traffic.

Stay Calm

This maybe seem very hard to do, but it is the only way to survive the situation. Some robbers accost their victims by gently tapping on their side window and revealing the butt of their gun, or whatever weapon they have, while others prefer to scare their victims by smashing their side window or windscreen with a hammer. Whatever the case, do not panic, or raise alarm. The numerous witnesses will not assist or give you any protection, neither will the security men on patrol. Take a deep breath and remind yourself that you are still alive and will only have to lose a few possessions. Staying calm can reduce the chance of the offender becoming agitated and reduce the risk of violence.

Do not attack

Do not use your pepper spray or pocket knife. Do not attack the robber. Most of the robbers are not only armed, they operate in gangs and while you might have been initially accosted by one member of the gang, the others lurk around. Attacking the armed robber very rarely ends well.

Avoid direct eye contact

No matter how low-class the robber may look or seem, behave deferentially. Avoid looking him directly in the eye as that might irritate him. Don’t stare either, as this would be perceived as threatening to the offender. Keep your eyes down and look at the chin of the offender and use your peripheral vision to obtain details. This is less threatening to the offender. Address him as ‘Sir’ or ‘oga’, whichever you find more comfortable. Most robbers have low self-esteem and a little bit of respect might calm them down or even deter them.

Cooperate

Unless your car is bullet and hammer-proof, do not argue with the armed robber. Cooperate . Ensure you first inform the robber in clear terms that you are willing to cooperate, then respond quickly to their demands to whatever instructions they give. Speak only if you need to answer the offender and always reply honestly. Do not try any form of heroics.

Speak clearly and with simple language

There is no gain in impressing an armed robber with good grammar. Do not try to confuse him with a foreign language, heavy/polished accent or big grammar. Respond in the simplest English you know. If you are fluent in pidgin or local dialect, whichever the robber starts communication with, continue with it. Trying to sound too polished might give them the notion that you have more than you are giving to them and that would aggravate them, and possibly encourage them inflict harm on you.Also, try not to add to much detail or say anything that is unnecessary as that could increase the pressure, cause a breakdown in confidence and lead to panic. Keep your answers short, precise and positive using simple words and phrases.

Take the robber seriously

While strong-armed robberies can also occur without a weapon- just the threat of physical violence or an actual beating followed by the demand for moneys, it is always important to assume the offender is armed. Whether you see the armed robber’s weapon or not,you can never be too sure. Be cautious, ensure you observe all his movements and listen to every word his utters. Do not underestimate his actions. Stay alert.

@OP Is Pepper Spray permitted in Nigeria?