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Caprison:
Who can tell me the answer to this quex

27kg.
rabbit is 3kg.
cat is 7kg.
dog is 17kg.

dont ask me how. i have the three animals and a scale.

Dyt:
My son will say IYAYA - IDAYA

Dyt so your Name is Idayat! Thank God I don catch you!

Sinaj Tohpahz and Twaci let's have ur real name and how kids pronounces it!




Lie no good I love one truly so much out of those 3 names I just mentioned above!




Cheeeeeers

Freemanan:
Truly.... You are Helena of Mystic Falls?

guy. Wetin now. Noooo. Neither am i Helen of troy

bukatyne:
My sis years @ babyhood

Kunky - Bukky

Oyu - Olu

Shakin - Chicken

Preglant - Pregnant

naybe - Maybe

A big girl now

Hmmmm. Na wa ooo. How can a child know word like "pregnant" at her tender age No lie ooo

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The People of the independent country in western Nigeria cant pay taxes to Nigeria
Igbos complaint why do northerners win senatorial seat inside the independent country in western Nigeria, because it is call diaspora senatorial seat inside the independent country in western nigeria . Your states are suppose to sponsor you. Yoruba people are not suppose to run for the seat. it is 2 countries. While the Igbo waste their times, telling you. Western Nigeria is not a country. It is a country. Senatorial seat inside western Nigeria are diaspora senatorial seats.

The Igbo's people are making mistake. The senatorial seat inside the independent country in western nigeria are for Igbo,hausa people to win.

That why you see northerners winnings it. Because it is not for Yoruba to contest for those position


The northerners sponsor their children living in western nigeria to win the seat. That why you people complaint all the time.


That why northerners occupy those position and not Yoruba people. Because Enugu abia,ebonyi state is expected to sponsor its citizen living in western nigeria to run for those position. Because the people of western Nigeria can't take part in the election. Only Igbo,northerners can take part In senatorial seat inside western nigeria



But the Igbo's don't know this. And for many years northerners occupy this position.

List of northerners senators and others who won dispora senatorial seat inside the Independent country of the Kingdom of Western Nigeria, why the Igbos waste their time shouting Biafra or niger delta.. they did not present candidate for dispora voting inside the Independent country of the Kingdom of Western Nigeria

list of 30 diaspora senators from the country of Western Nigeria, Igbo refuse to contest, claiming it is 1 country.

Saraki (north) representing Diaspora from Kwara
Ahmed magaji tinubu(north) representing Diaspora from lagos
Buruji kashamu(north)
Mamora(north)
Okurounmu (ijaw)
Boroface (ijaw)
Bareehu Ashafa (north)
Edu(north)
Nassir isiaka (north)
Badro (north)
Bakare (north)
Shebba Lafiagi (north)
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You be goat

helen4:
guy. Wetin now. Noooo. Neither am i Helen of troy

Oh. Warri girl... runs before she breaks bottle...

Freemanan:
Oh. Warri girl... runs before she breaks bottle...

i dey waka jeje dey follow u na.

helen4:
i dey waka jeje dey follow u na.

Howdy

bukatyne:
My sis years @ babyhood

Kunky - Bukky

Oyu - Olu

Shakin - Chicken

Preglant - Pregnant

naybe - Maybe

A big girl now

What had the kid got to with pregnancy? Must have been about 2-3 years old.

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domopps:
Dyt so your Name is Idayat! Thank God I don catch you!

Sinaj Tohpahz and Twaci let's have ur real name and how kids pronounces it!




Lie no good I love one truly so much out of those 3 names I just mentioned above!




Cheeeeeers

Ermmm. Onyinyechi.. kids pronounce it well
twaci someone is loving you here oo..

She calls the house girl "atino" whilst the poor girls name is "aina"

tohpahz:
Ermmm. Onyinyechi.. kids pronounce it well
twaci someone is loving you here oo..

And who told is Twaci? OYO



Cheeeeeers

Taiwa as wawo, timi as mimi, deji as beji, grandpa as ganpa.

My kid brother used to call our maid, Eucharia = piipe

Chukwudi = tutudi

My kid sister (almost a lady now) used to call our eldest sister kakuti (aunty bukky was wat we normally would call her).

Ahmed Tinubu- Ahyed Yiyuyu

President Buhari - Pesideh Booyayi

DEJI as TETI

My nephew calls me Aunty chair.
Aunty Chinyere = Aunty Chair

My son use to say "dayee for daddy" when he was 1yr+
My daughter calls my kid sis " an oyishi for aunty Oluchi" ....I miss those days when they were that young.

Freemanan:
Howdy

lol

Nneka as shoemeka....!

Or Meka!

precious as prechus

My daughter will pronounce Fatima as Patampam

Jerry as jewe

Olypeppy:
you're right...an educationist should be happy always in other to lay a positive influence..Thanks

Lady....ur so cute, those lips huh!!!

Ose as otey

My baby cant pronunce nae yet buh breast is bumbumbum., Jasper = per,

Abu as Babu..

My parents never stop teasing me till date for calling feeding bottle--adidibodo when I was a kid. My younger sis used to say "sita nuween(maureen),I wantu dwink tota(water). When electric shocked her around the house,she screamed "e c....ock me,e c...ock me" I love kids walahi! Very innocent beings.

Caprison:
Who can tell me the answer to this quex

. The answer is 27...

The language they understand when their food get finished is Panpanpan.......panpan .....

So loving them especially when they are still little