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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:23am On Jun 12, 2015
MissGdope:

It was too cold. Our boiler is broken so the central heating wasn't working
Awwwwwh. So sorry about that. You must have felt like "importing" some Naija weather. cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 9:24am On Jun 12, 2015
Cutehector:
sesquipedalian... Enegod abeg wetin b d meanin of sesquipedalian... grin
lol
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 9:24am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Nah to fattening .. I eat with my eyes .. Lol
lol do I look fat? I luv dem so much... If the fruit of good and evil were to be cake, I would hav eaten it befor eve.. wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:24am On Jun 12, 2015
ireneony:
or do u mean a city filled with people that eat dogmeat and people for a livingundecided

We (Akwa-Ibomites) are so self-dependent that our Independent Power Project which is located in my L.G.A supplies electricity to parts of Abia state and Rivers state.grin

We employ you hungry lots in our civil service.grin

We have te best roads, drainage system and town planning system in Nigeria.wink

People from your tribe are ritualists, fraudsters and dishonest

Ngwa people of Abia state are cannibals, and your tribe eats snakes and dogs.

In my state we do not depend on PHCN for light- we've always generated electricity by ourselves since 2006.

You Igbos are bedeviled with bad roads, stinking environments, under-paid civil service and insecurity.

Uyo has always been amongst the top 5 most secure and peaceful cities.

The streets of Uyo are always lit wit streetlights and we walk freely even at night without any mishap occurring.grin

Even my local government and clan pay students bursaries.

Need I go on? Should I keep stating facts to ridicule your impoverished tribe and list the achievements of my state?

For the record, the Akwa-Ibom state government repaired the major road in a local government area in Enugu state.grin Poor guys.grin

I could go on, daughter of a ritualist?grin

Peeparty and Komzyb, can you imagine Ireneony, eyen unenghe, trying to rub shoulders? grin
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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:25am On Jun 12, 2015
sinizia:


LOL. Through out yesterday i didn't comment. It's been tough on me, you won't understand. Sleep was the only avenue i could escape my 'predicament' yesterday.

I'm cold, extremely cold. I need to immerse my body in a hot water all day. My body aches too.

How are you?

Cold ke,

Been hearing ppl say it cold .. Where are you anyway..
Wow uve been ill y didnt u tell me .. Sent u a mail i knew u were not urself ..
How u feeling now?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 9:26am On Jun 12, 2015
misssclassy:


Hmmm. Why?
I think iron sharpeneth iron... I need a good friend like u dats all...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 9:26am On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Are you sure you can back up your showy sesquipedalian assertion? I've never seen you duel it out with anyone. Until you do, this is a one-off faux.

Prove your mettle.

Why prove my mettle?
Did yours melt in the kettle?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:27am On Jun 12, 2015
misssclassy:


A lot of things interest me. From movies to music to literature to entertainment , fashion, the search for god( Religion), history, psychology, science, technology a lot of things.
Search for god?? How are you searching and where are you searching? smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 9:27am On Jun 12, 2015
Cutehector:
so u dey romance ur pillow abi

Nah!

I de smoke igbo.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 9:27am On Jun 12, 2015
Enegod:
lol
u see ur life... grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:28am On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Awwwwwh. So sorry about that. You must have felt like "importing" some Naija weather. cheesy
Like seriously ehn. This country is too cold and it's supposed to be summer cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:28am On Jun 12, 2015
Cutehector:
lol do I look fat? I luv dem so much... If the fruit of good and evil were to be cake, I would hav eaten it befor eve.. wink

No u coukd do with extra weight to be fair .. Lol those small small girls like skinny guys sha..

Anyway look what i made before i went off work

New recipe so its not perfect yet. U cant eat those tho

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 9:28am On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:


Nah!

I de smoke igbo.
wad do u guys even derive from doin such anyways
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 9:30am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


No u coukd do with extra weight to be fair .. Lol those small small girls like skinny guys sha..

Anyway look what i made before i went off work

New recipe so its not perfect yet. U cant eat those tho
lol I want to eat dem.. Pleease...

U like fair guys?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 9:30am On Jun 12, 2015
Cutehector:
u see ur life... grin
na me speak the grammar? undecided grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:30am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


U don strike again lol
I no be footballer o. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:31am On Jun 12, 2015
Cutehector:
lol I want to eat dem.. Pleease...

U like fair guys?

I like older guys lol fair got nothing to do with it
It cant pay bills. undecided

But those are not edible its for the bathing
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 9:32am On Jun 12, 2015
Enegod:
na me speak the grammar? undecided grin
u knw say na dis kyn grammer wey u supose use to woo all dese girls .. .. So u supose learn from theSonofmark.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:32am On Jun 12, 2015
MissGdope:

Like seriously ehn. This country is too cold and it's supposed to be summer cry
Ehya. sad Come back to Nigeria na. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:32am On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
I no be footballer o. grin

Lol see how u just clamp her down early
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:34am On Jun 12, 2015
MissGdope:

Like seriously ehn. This country is too cold and it's supposed to be summer cry

Yh its cuz ur in swansea lol its very dry there hiw do u cope .. Them Welsh ppl r something else
It will get warmer from july .. Summer woukd last till mayb mid September we pray lol

Just sort out ur radiator, or get one of those lil electric ones from argos
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 9:34am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


I like older guys lol fair got nothing to do with it
It cant pay bills. undecided

But those are not edible its for the bathing
no wonder u hav fresh skin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 9:35am On Jun 12, 2015
Cutehector:
u knw say na dis kyn grammer wey u supose use to woo all dese girls .. .. So u supose learn from theSonofmark.
grin grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:35am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Lol see how u just clamp her down early
Hahahahaa clamp wetin? cheesy She's an old friend. wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:35am On Jun 12, 2015
Cutehector:
no wonder u hav fresh skin
* shrugs*
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:35am On Jun 12, 2015
Cutehector:
u knw say na dis kyn grammer wey u supose use to woo all dese girls .. .. So u supose learn from the.Sonofmark.

grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:36am On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Hahahahaa clamp wetin? cheesy She's an old friend. wink

Oh ok fear ketch me
D speed way u use scare me .. U worse than kingtom u know
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:37am On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Ehya. sad Come back to Nigeria na. grin
Lmao I would love to but my parents are scared that boko haram will drop a bomb on me or something grin grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 9:37am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:

* shrugs*
ur not far frm whr I stay I guess
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:38am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Yh its cuz ur in swansea lol its very dry there hiw do u cope .. Them Welsh ppl r something else
It will get warmer from july .. Summer woukd last till mayb mid September we pray lol

Just sort out ur radiator, or get one of those lil electric ones from argos
Lol Ikr! Welsh people are such a pain in the neck! That's why I'm going too Uni in England. Do you live in the UK?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:39am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:


Nah to fattening .. I eat with my eyes .. Lol
cheesy
LadyBoss1:


Nah to fattening .. I eat with my eyes .. Lol

Hmmm! From the photo I'm staring @ right now, Its been fattening the right hot spots all over your bod so why are u complaining?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 9:40am On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

grin
my man grin.. Lol tell enegod d meanin of sesque..lol I don forget d full spelling sef.. grin ehen just scrolled up to check .sesquipedalian

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