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Everytime I go through posts in the politics section I read comments with weird tribal accents in my head.

Thick, bush Yoruba accents for yoru-centric posts.

Igbotic konk accents for Igbo posts

Razz Mallamish accents when I read hausa comments.

Nigerian accents can be weird....


Thank GOD I'm a minority.

FreeGlobe:
same way the useless obi did all the little, narrow, worthless, unmarked, substandard roads and non economic viable hotel at his sleepy agulu town towards the tail end of his failed administration.

Imagine reading this as some trader in onitsha.

Or this as Jegede Sokoya drinking alomo bitters in Ibadan:

Hammefeez:
Uptill now, the issue of states in southwest,
perticularly Oyo and Osun still bothering me and why they are owning their workers,
in getting solution to that I got this article that will interest you.

Its a fact surrounding the current issues in southwest and other states. Facts...

Federal Allocation - Does The South-West Deserve this?

As released by the Federal Ministry of Finance, the total allocation to all the South-West states, namely, Lagos, Osun, Oyo, Ondo, Ekiti and Ogun for January this year and shared in February was N15.1
billion, while Akwa Ibom State alone with a population less than 3 million people got N13.9 billion! “For the same period. Bayelsa State, at arguably 2 million people, got N10 billion
and Rivers State got N10.3 billion. Between Kano and Jigawa states, which used to be
one state like Lagos State, they got N7 billion. Lagos State only got N3.4 billion.
“If you remove Ekiti State with the lowest allocation of just N2.3 billion, Akwa Ibom State alone gets more allocation than the
rest of the South-West states put together including Lagos. And guess what? Hundreds of thousands of Akwa Ibom State citizens are in Lagos State enjoying the state’s free
education”. “If you multiply the total allocation to the South-
West states at N15 billion per month by 12, you have N180 billion per year! This is less
than 30% of what the FG make from the Lagos Seaports alone, don’t even talk about VAT that Lagos contributes over 60% of the
total accrual to the FG.

“Yet some morons will tell me we live on Niger Delta oil.”
“Now, my State Governor can’t pay his workers because of this systemic injustice.
It is better we start the implementation of regional based fiscal federalism now.

You are weird and you don't sleep well.

Hmm. I honestly think this is awesome

shaboti:
Hmm. I honestly think this is awesome

Lol

Yes you are weird.



Not another accent thread.

totima:
Or this as Jegede Sokoya drinking alomo bitters in Ibadan:

Next time you quote me? I 'll remove you from minority to nonentity

take this to health section

Let's discourage the tribalism mentality.

My brothers/sisters lets live in love as one. Hausas and Yoruba's we can live as one. One Nigeria.

Ymodulus:
Let's discourage the tribalism mentality.

My brothers/sisters lets live in love as one. Hausas and Yoruba's we can live as one. One Nigeria.

Habaaa dan uwa
Mesa baka son igbos ne?

Ymodulus:
Let's discourage the tribalism mentality.

My brothers/sisters lets live in love as one. Hausas and Yoruba's we can live as one. One Nigeria.

What of the igbos and other ethnic groups?