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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:01pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
Did I say I'm wearing mini skirt?

...h0w can u wear mini sket when u hav Sharria law in that place, Nigeria?.....Sweery u getting whole ting confusin...Mini sket is a kinda Shorts women wear..it looks kinda like a swimmmin trunk.. pls Do u under stand or shud I repeat?? undecided

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Zenayia(f): 2:03pm On Jun 18, 2015

Oh well i didnt know u revered them that much undecided

Either way, swerve past.....i dont have time for little boys who pines for attention.

Now shuu!

kinglekan:

Dunderhead!!

If you were clearly intelligent enough, you would have noticed I didn't want either of them to get the mention.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 2:04pm On Jun 18, 2015

MrCork:
....dyammm...sweery..sorry I for got u from the village....mini sket is a kinda shorts women wear...it lookslike swimming trunk kinda! (no ofeinse)

Hahahahaha...I don't blame you

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Speakdatruth: 2:05pm On Jun 18, 2015

Deeeebie:
They don change style now, they self don dey jam hip pop, they played Osupa and later played New guy, ask KingTom .. Em self dey listen to am *** Continues listening to Rihanna BBHMM***

rihanna too? on top radio Lagos? yo case don pass me *turns off d radio*

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:06pm On Jun 18, 2015

O yes wad up everybody

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:07pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
Hahahahaha...I don't blame you

babe are u an urhobo girl?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:08pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
Hahahahaha...I don't blame you

..ok..u blame me today...U want me tomorrow.....sweery, truss me... it wudunt hurt to say ((((**Mr Cork, I really really want you*))) .... Juss giv it a try!!! wink

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Deeeebie(f): 2:08pm On Jun 18, 2015

Speakdatruth:
rihanna too? on top radio Lagos? yo case don pass me *turns off d radio*

**Brings out my 24 carats gold plated 128gb iPhone 6 ** plugs in earphone, ***Launches Flowfree and listens to Earforce1 album **

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:08pm On Jun 18, 2015

MrCork:
...h0w can u wear mini sket when u hav Sharria law in that place, Nigeria?.....Sweery u getting whole ting confusin...Mini sket is a kinda Shorts women wear..it looks kinda like a swimmmin trunk.. pls Do u under stand or shud I repeat??

stop weed, u wnt listen, now c d repercussion? no oofence

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 2:09pm On Jun 18, 2015

MrCork:
...h0w can u wear mini sket when u hav Sharria law in that place, Nigeria?.....Sweery u getting whole ting confusin...Mini sket is a kinda Shorts women wear..it looks kinda like a swimmmin trunk.. pls Do u under stand or shud I repeat??

Biko repeat nwam

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:09pm On Jun 18, 2015

sweetorgasm:
stop weed, u wnt listen, now c d repercussion? no oofence

CRACKHEAD..how r u...wher u been... *Fasting*?..CRACKHEAD..am kinda busy right now talkin to babe..can I talk to u like next week, CRACKHEAD?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 2:10pm On Jun 18, 2015

sweetorgasm:
babe are u an urhobo girl?

I'm not

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:11pm On Jun 18, 2015

MrCork:
CRACKHEAD..how r u...wher u been... *Fasting*?

lol master crackhead, iv been fasting to GOD so dat he may grant u sence. no offence

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:12pm On Jun 18, 2015

sweetorgasm:
babe are u an urhobo girl?

^^^Typikal chatup line for homebase guys **babe are u an urhobo girl?**....this is EXAXLY how we identify homebase guys witout class!! (no oofeinse) embarassed

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:13pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
I'm not

hm hm so whe re u 4rm?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 2:13pm On Jun 18, 2015

MrCork:
..ok..u blame me today...U want me tomorrow.....sweery, truss me... it wudunt hurt to say ((((**Mr Cork, I really really want you*))) .... Juss giv it a try!!!

I think it should be the other way

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:14pm On Jun 18, 2015

sweetorgasm:
lol master crackhead, iv been fasting to GOD so dat he may grant u sence. no offence

..CRACKHEAD,,am confused...so are u one of those muslim people? undecided

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:16pm On Jun 18, 2015

kinglekan:

Dunderhead!!

If you were clearly intelligent enough, you would have noticed I didn't want either of them to get the mention.

You need a tuxedo.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jun 18, 2015

Your girlfriend needs to read this or hire me to work on you.
https://www.nairaland.com/2388551/how-suck-big-black-cocck#up

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jun 18, 2015

MrCork:
^^^Typikal chatup line for homebase guys **babe are u an urhobo girl?**....this is EXAXLY how we identify homebase guys witout class!! (no oofeinse)

ehn ehn do u know y i asked her dat question? im homebase bt i live lyk a prince, bt ure homeless in togo in a refugee camp. no oofeiencesesese

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 2:17pm On Jun 18, 2015

sweetorgasm:
hm hm so whe re u 4rm?

Why are you asking? No offence

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:17pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
I think it should be the other way

.,,...anyways,i will be in that place Nigeria next month for 5 days....u will get yor shance to toast me!

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:17pm On Jun 18, 2015

Tomfrench, u're handsome. how many inches is ur cocck?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:18pm On Jun 18, 2015

sweetorgasm:
ehn ehn do u know y i asked her dat question? im homebase bt i live lyk a prince, bt ure homeless in togo in a refugee camp. no oofeiencesesese

...CRACKHEAD..plis I beg u..try & re-bleach the left portion of yor face....too much Ezema!! embarassed

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 2:19pm On Jun 18, 2015

asumo12:
Weyrey ni

Prettythicksme grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:19pm On Jun 18, 2015

MrCork:
..CRACKHEAD,,am confused...so are u one of those muslim people?

i aint a muslim nigga, i was only doing u a favour by asking GOD 2 gv u a working brain even if its a brain lyk a two year old child. no offence

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:20pm On Jun 18, 2015

mzcurvaceous:
Tomfrench, u're handsome. how many inches is ur cocck?

LMAO!!

13 inches

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 2:21pm On Jun 18, 2015

Deeeebie:
They don change style now, they self don dey jam hip pop, they played Osupa and later played New guy, ask KingTom .. Em self dey listen to am *** Continues listening to Rihanna BBHMM***

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 2:21pm On Jun 18, 2015

MrCork:
.,,...anyways,i will be in that place Nigeria next month for 5 days....u will get yor shance to toast me!

*singing* MrCork the dreamer just keep on dreaming
*clears throat* eh eh toast who?
Oh I don't do bottle corks...I'm sorry no offence

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jun 18, 2015

MrCork:
...CRACKHEAD..plis I beg u..try & re-bleach the left portion of yor face....too much Ezema!!

lol master crackhead i aint bleaching n y dnt u upload ur dp so dat d ladies will c dat a togoleese monkey is more handsome dan u. no offence

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 2:22pm On Jun 18, 2015

redgem:
Any prob with being light skinned? I'm dark if so

How dark skinned are you, Beyonce dark or Whoopi Goldberg dark?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrsChima(f): 2:22pm On Jun 18, 2015

MrCork:
^^^^SOMEBORY LEFT THE CAGE OPEN....(((((MRS CHIMA IS OUT)))).....RUN!!!!!!

I am coming to fvck you up! angry

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