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Which Rats Would You Kill First?...... by bunmioguns(op): 5:50pm On Jun 20, 2015
You came back from work and immediately u entered your sitting room you saw rats in umbers in ur sitting room, eating most vital documents you used ur life to acquire..
*The 1st rat was eating ur B.S.C. Certificate...
*The 2nd rat was eating ur National youth service corps (N.Y.S.C.) Certificate..
*The 3rd one was eating ur marriage certificate...
*The 4th one was eating ur house documents
*The 5th one was eating your Visa to travel abroad and a multi billion project..
*The 6th one was eating your Bible/Quran..
Please be honest with your reply, which rat would u first kill..1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, or 6th...
Re: Which Rats Would You Kill First?...... by piicity(m): 5:51pm On Jun 20, 2015
Omoh i go use one stone kill the six rats
Re: Which Rats Would You Kill First?...... by MosakuAW(m): 5:51pm On Jun 20, 2015
The 5th.
Re: Which Rats Would You Kill First?...... by nedu2000(m): 5:53pm On Jun 20, 2015
Lolsss....the rat eating my visa to gain access to a multi-billion naira project dies 1st (number 5)
Re: Which Rats Would You Kill First?...... by Lagusta(m): 6:29pm On Jun 20, 2015
I'll kill the one eating the Quran.... embarassed
Re: Which Rats Would You Kill First?...... by OKUCHI11(m): 6:53pm On Jun 20, 2015
Lagusta:
I'll kill the one eating the Quran.... embarassed
terrorist indeed ......u can always get a copy of that any time.......faith is not stupidity......Quran will take u no time to get again .....but the others will take quite a long time to get. .....or u want to tell me that ur [g] (G] dwell ...only in that particular 1
Re: Which Rats Would You Kill First?...... by Lagusta(m): 7:00pm On Jun 20, 2015
OKUCHI11:
terrorist indeed ......u can always get a copy of that any time.......faith is not stupidity......Quran will take u no time to get again .....but the others will take quite a long time to get. .....or u want to tell me that ur [g] (G] dwell ...only in that particular 1
Did you just call me a terroristhuh?
Re: Which Rats Would You Kill First?...... by OKUCHI11(m): 7:02pm On Jun 20, 2015
Lagusta:
Did you just call me a terroristhuh?
I am very sorry .....it was an error
Re: Which Rats Would You Kill First?...... by periwyte2(m): 7:03pm On Jun 20, 2015
omo na d 5th rat oooo....
Re: Which Rats Would You Kill First?...... by Lagusta(m): 7:46pm On Jun 20, 2015
OKUCHI11:
I am very sorry .....it was an error
Now go, and sin no more... grin
Re: Which Rats Would You Kill First?...... by bunmioguns(op): 9:12pm On Jun 20, 2015
Lagusta:
Now go, and sin no more... grin
grin grin
Re: Which Rats Would You Kill First?...... by Thok(m): 5:46pm On Jun 21, 2015
If you had an offer of a multi billion dollar contract, I don't think the rats would settle to eat paper. cool. My opinion.
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