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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 10:43am On Jun 21, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Yh
Its not over here an hour is maximum per service well some churches .. Tend to go to the non black ones ,
The black especially african churches till 4pm they are still der , funding pastors career
So i avoid those
guess those session are boring...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by pbs4real(m): 10:43am On Jun 21, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Yh lol n it was a bit chilly last night too
dnt worry, i wld cum kip u company 2nyttongue Jez leave ur doors opencheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 10:43am On Jun 21, 2015
Phikom:
Don't want to be a party pooper...just love d epic showdown u guys exhibited...

I don't know what you are on about, sir. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:44am On Jun 21, 2015
Cutehector:
dats nice. I ddnt knw u are a catholic
Im nothing really ... Which ever service is the quickest lol
Aint got time for pastirs to be brainwashing my head for me , i like white priest .. Straight up sing hymns .. Collect bread .. Listen to one two words pray sing songs n out ..

Now if i feel like i want to contribute to the church its my choice ..
Thats y i like catholic churches .. Shebi nah same God
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:44am On Jun 21, 2015
pbs4real:
dnt worry, i wld cum kip u company 2nyttongue Jez leave ur doors opencheesy
Lol if leave my door open
All sorts would b coming in shocked
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 10:45am On Jun 21, 2015
nigerianium:

I don't know what you are on about, sir. grin
Lol...aiit
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 10:46am On Jun 21, 2015
FuckItzDharay:
she go meet me here. angry

Let it go, man. You don't know want to be the next scapegoat, trust me. You'd be fine.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 10:48am On Jun 21, 2015
Phikom:
Lol...aiit

^^^
Now that's a nigga who's got a nigga's back.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 10:48am On Jun 21, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Im nothing really ... Which ever service is the quickest lol
Aint got time for pastirs to be brainwashing my head for me , i like white priest .. Straight up sing hymns .. Collect bread .. Listen to one two words pray sing songs n out ..

Now if i feel like i want to contribute to the church its my choice ..
Thats y i like catholic churches .. Shebi nah same God
lol its so d same God.... grin.... Am catholic tho.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by pbs4real(m): 10:49am On Jun 21, 2015
VictoriaBee:
Get a grip. undecided
sup sweerie?undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 10:50am On Jun 21, 2015
nigerianium:

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Now that's a nigga who's got a nigga's back.
Copied sire!...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:51am On Jun 21, 2015
Phikom:
guess those session are boring...
Its not about being boring
Its the brainwashing
They just open church for money.. Its a business .. A job .. Its the people being gassed
If its not written word for word exactly in the bible im not interested .. Dont care how many visions .. Or how many angels are speaking to the pastor if its not in the bible they are false prophets.. Cuz i see how GOD would say A nigerian pastor go add extra jara give una chop, n look at the 5* life they live . While the congregation are all poor yet waiting for so called miracle. n u the ppl will burn in hell with them on judgement day for being ignorant. N GOD warned us in the bible

But anyway my opinion lol
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:52am On Jun 21, 2015
Cutehector:
lol its so d same God.... grin.... Am catholic tho.
Yh
Catholics are straight forward no extra nonsense just pray finish
The only thing i dont do is kneel down in front of marys statue .. Its in the bible never to bow down to anyone except GOd .. N mary no b exception simple . smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 10:52am On Jun 21, 2015
Chai...d section is beautifully boring without d vibe of dose niggas...I miss dose guys...Jack n co..come back strong..
Phikom...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:54am On Jun 21, 2015
Phikom:
Chai...d section is beautifully boring without d vibe of dose niggas...I miss dose guys...Jack n co..come back strong..
Phikom...
Lol u missing jack n pretty
Romancing everywhere .. Yh they are a funny couple .. Jokes still pretty especially cracks me up sometimes
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by pbs4real(m): 10:54am On Jun 21, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Lol if leave my door open
All sorts would b coming in shocked
ok. . .jez drp a spare key in frnt of ur door. . . .or dnt u wna share ur bed?cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:55am On Jun 21, 2015
pbs4real:
ok. . .jez drp a spare key in frnt of ur door. . . .or dnt u wna share ur bed?cheesy
U gonna put a ring on it undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by FuckItzDharay: 10:55am On Jun 21, 2015
pbs4real:
wetin happen to ur other moniker?shocked
banned
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 10:56am On Jun 21, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Its not about being boring
Its the brainwashing
They just open church for money.. Its a business .. A job .. Its the people being gassed
If its not written word for word exactly in the bible im not interested .. Dont care how many visions .. Or how many angels are speaking to the pastor if its not in the bible they are false prophets.. Cuz i see how GOD would say A nigerian pastor go add extra jara give una chop, n look at the 5* life they live . While the congregation are all poor yet waiting for so called miracle. n u the ppl will burn in hell with them on judgement day for being ignorant. N GOD warned us in the bible

But anyway my opinion lol
Lol..got ur view...yes I support ur notion...d bible should be our standard n point of reference...unfortunately many church goers don't see that way...dats y they are easily beclouded by d false teachings and evil prophecies of these fake pastors!its so unfortunate
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by FuckItzDharay: 10:58am On Jun 21, 2015
nigerianium:

Let it go, man. You don't know want to be the next scapegoat, trust me. You'd be fine.
funi enuff, u don't know my history wen it
cums †o gettin banned anihw,

I dey house for dem sha.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 10:58am On Jun 21, 2015
Phikom:
guess those session are boring...

Religion is boring, spirituality isn't.

Religion is a doctrinated series of rituals while spirituality is a personal quest to align and commune with a supreme being (God).smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Emaprince: 10:58am On Jun 21, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Lol u missing jack n pretty
Romancing everywhere .. Yh they are a funny couple .. Jokes still pretty especially cracks me up sometimes
I hope cherryice is doing good? She's not been around for sometimes.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 10:59am On Jun 21, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Lol u missing jack n pretty
Romancing everywhere .. Yh they are a funny couple .. Jokes still pretty especially cracks me up sometimes
Jack n thicksme...great couple...making romance section very liveful...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 10:59am On Jun 21, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Yh
Catholics are straight forward no extra nonsense just pray finish
The only thing i dont do is kneel down in front of marys statue .. Its in the bible never to bow down to anyone except GOd .. N mary no b exception simple . smiley
lol many still don't get it.. We don't worship her... She even stated it, all generations shall call me blessed... So whoever is blessed is filled wit grace and whoever is filled wit grace is honored. Dats why we only giv honor to her by recognizing her role in salvation..




Lol as for prayers, I dislike long prayers... Why keep repeatin the same thing ova and ova again.. Why keep bindin and castin demons when u don't hav rope.. Pentecostals tho.. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 11:00am On Jun 21, 2015
FuckItzDharay:
funi enuff, u don't know my history wen it
cums †o gettin banned anihw,

I dey house for dem sha.

Yeah, until today I've never interacted with you.undecided

cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:00am On Jun 21, 2015
nigerianium:

Of course God exists. I was being cynical. grin
ok newbie
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 11:01am On Jun 21, 2015
nigerianium:

Religion is boring, spirituality isn't.

Religion is a doctrinated series of rituals while spirituality is a personal quest to align and commune with a supreme being (God).smiley
Absolutely...dere is clear n lucid difference btw christianity(spirituality) and religion...christianity is God seeking man while religion is man seeking God...unfortunately nobody has ever seek n find God....
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 11:04am On Jun 21, 2015
Sinnzu:
Funny enough its still gona end up being a male duel cause kingtom and his cretinous group of furktards will surely get involved, they cant go a day without looking for whose arse to lick.
Hehehehe...female duel would be fun
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by pbs4real(m): 11:05am On Jun 21, 2015
Na wah ooh. . .the way mods dey take ban dis days dey alarming oohundecided
FuckItzDharay:
banned
op say no be lng BAN thohuh
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:06am On Jun 21, 2015
Phikom:
Lol..got ur view...yes I support ur notion...d bible should be our standard n point of reference...unfortunately many church goers don't see that way...dats y they are easily beclouded by d false teachings and evil prophecies of these fake pastors!its so unfortunate
Gbam!!
Trust me
Whenever im in nigeria it pisses me off
All my mum thinks about is how much shes giving pastor

Yh she had a headache n pastor yh prayed for me
I have to give him something
Me: wow! 500,000 naira for what

Dats y i cant trust my mum with money lol any lil thing church and if u see the lifestyle of this so called pastor
When she could have just used panadol to cure dat headache one time
Yh lol me n my mum clash alot on this subject i have told her ..

Scenario 2
When ever i go home it takes me about a week to ajust to like the food cuz it give tummy ache
So last time
I was there , men i wanted to die i chop one amala wey no agree with my belle anyway sha oh
Next thing ..
Mum: baby we need to call pastor
Me: ok
Pastor comes takes one look at me tells my mum its cuz of her tattoo its blood convenant with the devil ..
Me: nah wah oh ..
Pastor now orays for me , after prayer no improvement the a hole even took feul money from me ohh
Anyway i now sent my house maid to get me imodium plus IMPORTED! I took one instanly d tunmy ache stopped .. Nah sooo i they look my mama

So u see they just gas ppl im sorry i aint git time for them. smiley so i ask the guy to show me wher it state ( that tattoo us blood convenant with devil, which causes tummy ache) till today im still waiting undecided


Lol sorry cant stand ppl that steal from the poor ..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 11:06am On Jun 21, 2015
*walks into thread with bible and anointed oil* *smiling* you are blessed in Jesus name
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by pbs4real(m): 11:07am On Jun 21, 2015
Dnt worry wen cuming i wld bring a ringtongue
LadyBoss1:
U gonna put a ring on it undecided
and wen am going. . U wld gv me bkundecided DEAL?
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