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redgem:
*walks into thread with bible and anointed oil* *smiling* you are blessed in Jesus name

Cutehector:
lol many still don't get it.. We don't worship her... She even stated it, all generations shall call me blessed... So whoever is blessed is filled wit grace and whoever is filled wit grace is honored. Dats why we only giv honor to her by recognizing her role in salvation..




Lol as for prayers, I dislike long prayers... Why keep repeatin the same thing ova and ova again.. Why keep bindin and castin demons when u don't hav rope.. Pentecostals tho..

pbs4real:
Dnt worry wen cuming i wld bring a ring:Pand wen am going. . U wld gv me bk DEAL?

LadyBoss1:
Gbam!!
Trust me
Whenever im in nigeria it pisses me off
All my mum thinks about is how much shes giving pastor

Yh she had a headache n pastor yh prayed for me
I have to give him something
Me: wow! 500,000 naira for what

Dats y i cant trust my mum with money lol any lil thing church and if u see the lifestyle of this so called pastor
When she could have just used panadol to cure dat headache one time
Yh lol me n my mum clash alot on this subject i have told her ..

Scenario 2
When ever i go home it takes me about a week to ajust to like the food cuz it give tummy ache
So last time
I was there , men i wanted to die i chop one amala wey no agree with my belle anyway sha oh
Next thing ..
Mum: baby we need to call pastor
Me: ok
Pastor comes takes one look at me tells my mum its cuz of her tattoo its blood convenant with the devil ..
Me: nah wah oh ..
Pastor now orays for me , after prayer no improvement the a hole even took feul money from me ohh
Anyway i now sent my house maid to get me imodium plus IMPORTED! I took one instanly d tunmy ache stopped .. Nah sooo i they look my mama

So u see they just gas ppl im sorry i aint git time for them. so i ask the guy to show me wher it state ( that tattoo us blood convenant with devil, which causes tummy ache) till today im still waiting


Lol sorry cant stand ppl that steal from the poor ..

Phikom:
Absolutely...dere is clear n lucid difference btw christianity(spirituality) and religion...christianity is God seeking man while religion is man seeking God...unfortunately nobody has ever seek n find God....

pbs4real:
b4 u carry anointing oil nxt tym. . .check ur dp

redgem:
*walks into thread with bible and anointed oil* *smiling* you are blessed in Jesus name

nigerianium:

Religion sucks. In church I act like a zombie 'cause everything seems like a charade.

I prefer the spur-of-the-moment perusing of my bible or unraveling biblical mysteries.

Simply put: I dislike christainity (religion) but I seek to be Christ-like (spirituality).

Jesus didn't start the christain religion - man did.

LadyBoss1:
Lol no deal

Phikom:
Lool...dose scenario are very funny...most of dose pastors are extortioners...they don't even know how to read let alone understand the bible....ignorance of d part of church goers is making dem prone to dose dubious actions of d pastors!

nigerianium:

MzMayD, I read your tête with Nneka. Don't mind her.

pbs4real:
Na wah ooh. . .the way mods dey take ban dis days dey alarming oohop say no be lng BAN tho

redgem:
Hmmm....what's wrong with my dp?

LadyBoss1:
Im telling u
Nah so we dey go slow oh
U know nau that lagos traffic
Anyway nah so one bus was next to us 5 mins later they begin bind the demon of go slows ( mountain of fire) anyway they were speaking in tongues loudly .. Shouting for demon of go slow to go away ..

Blive we where in that same spot for like an hour all dat binding n we still in d same place
Nonsense making noise even GOD was not interested ... Its so pathetic

FuckItzDharay:

two accounts jailed
buh not ⁴long.

LadyBoss1:
Im telling u
Dat particular pastor was just a theif ..
But alot of ppl fall for it every road get church for dat country lol

pbs4real:
u carry ass and boobass pix pt for dp begin carry anointing. .u btr drp am

redgem:
Hahahahahahah

I remembered going to church with a friend of mine, they were having a sermon when their generator went off...they tried putting the gen on but it refused so the pastor came back to the alter and said we should pray for the gen that the evil spirits were attacking it.


Na so everybody stand start to bind and cast oh....I just sat down jejely surveying as the binding and casting were going on...

10mins people were still praying and the gen wasn't even making move to start...finally they went to the pastor's house to bring his gen and it started at one trial.

I just smiled and said see the small food people ate this morning has gone out cos of the casting of demon

JoeCutie:
See them!

Phikom:
d best is striving towards becoming lyk christ(christ-like) though it seems quite difficult...d repetition of events on religious set up or environment even makes the whole show more boring...cos after d opening prayer...u know d next event...but in a situation whereby Holy Spirit is taking d lead...den people under such enevironment is in for a profitable bargain...

redgem:
God understands so don't judge

redgem:
Hahahahahahah

I remembered going to church with a friend of mine, they were having a sermon when their generator went off...they tried putting the gen on but it refused so the pastor came back to the alter and said we should pray for the gen that the evil spirits were attacking it.


Na so everybody stand start to bind and cast oh....I just sat down jejely surveying as the binding and casting were going on...

10mins people were still praying and the gen wasn't even making move to start...finally they went to the pastor's house to bring his gen and it started at one trial.

I just smiled and said see the small food people ate this morning has gone out cos of the casting of demon

LadyBoss1:
Thank u

Lol what he just did now .. Nah ticket to hell be that, GOD said do not judge its in the bible so if ur not GOD u dont have any say lol

MzMayD:


You!!!

Oh please, missy. You knew I was the one all along so there's no need being coy about it.

nigerianium:

Religion is filled too many conspiracies.

That the Roman Catholic church condones sodomy by its priest and dare lays claim to sanctimony pisses me off.

Or the lies that Jesus, Mary, Moses and the rest were whites (caucasians).

There are too many lies and flaws in the church. The only way is to seek a personal relationship with God through Jesus and not according to the sentimental dictates of man.

LadyBoss1:
Im telling u
Nah so we dey go slow oh
U know nau that lagos traffic
Anyway nah so one bus was next to us 5 mins later they begin bind the demon of go slows ( mountain of fire) anyway they were speaking in tongues loudly .. Shouting for demon of go slow to go away ..

Blive we where in that same spot for like an hour all dat binding n we still in d same place
Nonsense making noise even GOD was not interested ... Its so pathetic

Phikom:
All they do is to twist d bible for their own personal glory and selfish theology...what has tatoo gotten to do with convenant...na wa o...well its one of d signs of end times...False teachers and prophets shall arise...

redgem:
What did I do or have I done?

FuckItzDharay:

two accounts jailed
buh not ⁴long.

Now playing 'JAILER' by ASA.

LadyBoss1:
Its not about being boring
Its the brainwashing
They just open church for money.. Its a business .. A job .. Its the people being gassed
If its not written word for word exactly in the bible im not interested .. Dont care how many visions .. Or how many angels are speaking to the pastor if its not in the bible they are false prophets.. Cuz i see how GOD would say A nigerian pastor go add extra jara give una chop, n look at the 5* life they live . While the congregation are all poor yet waiting for so called miracle. n u the ppl will burn in hell with them on judgement day for being ignorant. N GOD warned us in the bible

But anyway my opinion lol

nigerianium:

Religion is filled too many conspiracies.

That the Roman Catholic church condones sodomy by its priest and dare lays claim to sanctimony pisses me off.

Or the lies that Jesus, Mary, Moses and the rest were whites (caucasians).

There are too many lies and flaws in the church. The only way is to seek a personal relationship with God through Jesus and not according to the sentimental dictates of man.