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Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SAMBARRY: 6:48pm On Jun 23, 2015

KanwuliaJara your mom is a beautiful woman. But is she a politician this one she wore pdp ankara cheesy

KanwuliaJara:
We LOVE YOU MOMMMMMMMY!!!!!

Oh Noooooooooooh!
The credit goes to my mom for having the courage to walk out on a man and his 4 children at 24!
All my dad taught me was how to SHOUT! So I UESD SCHOOL TO ESCAPE HIS MOUTH, like my mom told us to do!

Not with BOYS OR FRIENDS!

The reason all the children GRADUATED and are PROBLEM-FREE!

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SAMBARRY: 6:51pm On Jun 23, 2015

KanwuliaJara:
Concerned about what?
Apparently, you both have other 'tinz' bothering you!
Sorry, I can't help you!

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SAMBARRY: 6:52pm On Jun 23, 2015

KanwuliaJara:
Concerned about what?
Apparently, you both have other 'tinz' bothering you!
Sorry, I can't help you!

are you taking that thing called kaboninc serious

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by kaboninc(m): 6:55pm On Jun 23, 2015

SAMBARRY:
are you taking that thing called kaboninc serious

Are you as concerned as I am?

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SAMBARRY: 7:03pm On Jun 23, 2015

kaboninc:
Are you as concerned as I am?

concerned about what undecided

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by kaboninc(m): 7:15pm On Jun 23, 2015

SAMBARRY:
concerned about what

So why show interest in what I discus with Kanwu?

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SAMBARRY: 7:20pm On Jun 23, 2015

kaboninc:
So why show interest in what I discus with Kanwu?

I don't remember addressing you

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SirShymexx: 7:38pm On Jun 23, 2015

KanwuliaJara:
We LOVE YOU MOMMMMMMMY!!!!!

Oh Noooooooooooh!
The credit goes to my mom for having the courage to walk out on a man and his 4 children at 24!
All my dad taught me was how to SHOUT! So I UESD SCHOOL TO ESCAPE HIS MOUTH, like my mom told us to do!

Not with BOYS OR FRIENDS!

The reason all the children GRADUATED and are PROBLEM-FREE!

Oba gha tor kpere!

Megwo!

Shout outs to all my Edo and Urhobo Uncles! grin

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 7:48pm On Jun 23, 2015

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

Babes, I get you, but look at it this way oh! IF, you hadn't left Naija, wouldn't your mentality be similar to those? Maybe, just maybe, those of us in disporia see things differently because we're not only presented with the opportunities to thrive, but are actually expected to do so. We've got the system in place to make this possible for us, but not so for many ladies back in Naija.

Or what do you think?

Nope! I get sister wey dey live for dia ke!
She ain't gonna put up with any BULL either!
My mamma nor still dey for dia? cheesy

Diarrrrah women and DIARRRRRAH WOMEN jor! cool

Many female cousins too!
You can't TRY dem o! shocked

All a matter of choice! kiss

I just don't have the time or patience to play those useless submission games with NO LIGHT-NO WATER with JUNGO-RATS! cheesy

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Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 7:54pm On Jun 23, 2015

SirShymexx:
Oba gha tor kpere!

Megwo!

Shout outs to all my Edo and Urhobo Uncles!

Iseeeeeeee!!!!!!! cool

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SirShymexx: 7:56pm On Jun 23, 2015

KanwuliaJara:
Iseeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Lol.

I think "megwo" is for Urhobo/Isoko, no? That's for EfemenaXY! cool

Edo chics gatt some juice, mayyyne (Texas voice like P1mp C - R.I.P). grin

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 7:57pm On Jun 23, 2015

SAMBARRY:
are you taking that thing called kaboninc serious

I tink say una dey somewhere o!
Why ein come dey mention ya name like say una get "meeting"? undecided

NL and "name-dropping"! Kai!!!!! angry

Thanks for the clarification! grin

Abeg! GO SLAP AM!!!! cheesy

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 7:59pm On Jun 23, 2015

SirShymexx:
Lol.

I think "megwo" is for Urhobo/Isoko, no? That's for EfemenaXY!

Edo chics gatt some juice, mayyyne (Texas voice like P1mp C - R.I.P).

Edo chicks nor dey submit Natin!
Unless dem be "palace goats"! grin

You know dem dash some women out to neighboring towns those days to take settle tribal conflicts and to do peace-offerings? grin

Dem daughters and grand-daughters go continue the tradition abi? cry

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by kaboninc(m): 9:05pm On Jun 23, 2015

KanwuliaJara:
I tink say una dey somewhere o! Why ein come dey mention ya name like say una get "meeting"? NL and "name-dropping"! Kai!!!!! Thanks for the clarification! Abeg! GO SLAP AM!!!!

Hey
Some ladies hate nice guys but adore evil guys.
Which is you?

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SirShymexx: 9:30pm On Jun 23, 2015

KanwuliaJara:
Edo chicks nor dey submit Natin!
Unless dem be "palace goats"!
You know dem dash some women out to neighboring towns those days to take settle tribal conflicts and to do peace-offerings?
Dem daughters and grand-daughters go continue the tradition abi?

Ha!

But the Edo chics I know do submit to the power of Mutombo though. grin

Edo chics are cool, anyway. I see pictures of some naij Edo celebrity (I can't remember her name now) going out with some Yoruba guy on FP sometimes - that's a very beautiful chic right there. Quite different from a lot of fugly naija celebrities they spam the FP with all the time.

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 9:36pm On Jun 23, 2015

SirShymexx:
Ha!

But the Edo chics I know do submit to the power of Mutombo though.

Edo chics are cool, anyway. I see pictures of some naij Edo celebrity (I can't remember her name now) going out with some Yoruba guy on FP sometimes - that's a very beautiful chic right there. Quite different from a lot of fugly naija celebrities they spam the FP with all the time.

I hear you!

Jennifer Obayuwana dated Dbanj abi? grin

Dat na WOR-WOR BABE Ooooooooooh! shocked

Dakore Omobola Egbuson-Akande is not an EDO babe o, but a BAYELSA corrrrrrect one ke! grin

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SirShymexx: 9:44pm On Jun 23, 2015*

KanwuliaJara:
I hear you!

Obayuwana dated Dbanj abi?
Dakore Omobola Egbuson-Akande is not an EDO babe o, but a BAYELSA corrrrrrect one ke!

I found her. Osas Ighodaro.

How come every Edo person is Osa/Osas? I know a lot of Osas lol. Just as all Urhobo I know are Umukoro or Ovie lol.

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 9:58pm On Jun 23, 2015

SirShymexx:
I found her. Osas Ighodaro.

How come every Edo person is Osa/Osas? My closest friend's name is Osa and I know a lot of Osas lol. Just as all Urhobo I know are Umukoro or Ovie lol.

Osa means GOD! cheesy

NIGERIAN Christians GETTING "ALAT" from GOD ke!

Oh yeah! Married to Gbenro Ajibade!
Nice couple! kiss

Make he nor kill her ooooooooooh! wink

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SirShymexx: 10:12pm On Jun 23, 2015

KanwuliaJara:
Osa means GOD!
NIGERIAN Christians GETTING "ALAT" from GOD ke!

Oh yeah! Married to Gbenro Ajibade!
Nice couple!

Make he nor kill her ooooooooooh!

Yoruba nyggahs are great lovers...he will look after her.

Oviedo - my extended fam (Bini).

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 4:26am On Jun 24, 2015

SirShymexx:
Yoruba nyggahs are great lovers...he will look after her.

Oviedo - my extended fam (Bini).

Wa Koyo O! cheesy

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SAMBARRY: 9:43am On Jun 24, 2015

KanwuliaJara:
I tink say una dey somewhere o!
Why ein come dey mention ya name like say una get "meeting"?
NL and "name-dropping"! Kai!!!!!
Thanks for the clarification!
Abeg! GO SLAP AM!!!!

e dey famz ni.no mind it. Me wey I go retouch and set my hair yesterday after work and took care of wura go get im time. Lol

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 7:03pm On Jun 24, 2015

SAMBARRY:
e dey famz ni.no mind it. Me wey I go retouch and set my hair yesterday after work and took care of wura go get im time. Lol

See how the "SCROTUMLESS BUZZZZARDS" of some NL males with "Caitlyn Jenna" kain ADAMU'S APPLES for neck dey jolos dis awa "frenemyship" wink

?

DEM DONE FAIL AGAIN O!!!
Wooooooooooooooooo-Hoooooooooooooo!!!!!

Thanks for not falling for it like I did! embarassed

I am deeply h-embarrrrrazzzzzzed angry

See as OGBONGE pepper-soup GOSSIPS and SHAMELESS, E-Badu Belle and E-Jolosi, trouble-makers done dey "de-activate" with shame from website to website? tongue

We are having the PEACE that passeth h-all understanding o! grin

Some ijjiots nor like am o!

She who laffs last is always a winner abi?

Bwaaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa oooooooooh

NL the GREATEST!

Concerning "the loss of awa valuable AMIIIBO data" continues!!!!!

Thanks to my SENATOR BOYFRIENDS!!!!!

Muchechecheche!!!!
LWKMD OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SAMBARRY: 7:23pm On Jun 24, 2015

Lol. You're right sha . all the ranters and fighters don dey quench one by one grin

the battle fields don dey reduce cheesy

Body don dey follow them talk cheesy

lol KanwuliaJara my forever frenemy grin

KanwuliaJara:
See how the "SCROTUMLESS BUZZZZARDS" of some NL males with "Caitlyn Jenna" kain ADAMU'S APPLES for neck dey jolos dis awa "frenemyship" ?

DEM DONE FAIL AGAIN O!!!
Wooooooooooooooooo-Hoooooooooooooo!!!!!

Thanks for not falling for it like I did!
I am deeply h-embarrrrrazzzzzzed

See as OGBONGE pepper-soup GOSSIPS and SHAMELESS, E-Badu Belle and E-Jolosi, trouble-makers done dey "de-activate" with shame from website to website?

We are having the PEACE that passeth h-all understanding o!
Some ijjiots nor like am o!

She who laffs last is always a winner abi?

Bwaaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa oooooooooh

NL the GREATEST!

Concerning "the loss of awa valuable AMIIIBO data" continues!!!!!

Thanks to my SENATOR BOYFRIENDS!!!!!

Muchechecheche!!!!
LWKMD OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SAMBARRY: 7:30pm On Jun 24, 2015

Plus the way you expose their religious and social hypocrisy makes them hate you like crazy @ KanwuliaJara cheesy

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 7:33pm On Jun 24, 2015

SAMBARRY:
Plus the way you expose their religious and social hypocrisy makes them hate you like crazy @ KanwuliaJara

Well?
At least dem nefa NAIL my azzzze to one "rugged" cross with 2 AMU-ROBBERS abi? grin

My own still better ke!
Poor Jesus! cry

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SAMBARRY: 7:36pm On Jun 24, 2015

aunty wa

you dey vex gan grin

KanwuliaJara:
Well?
At least dem nefa NAIL my azzzze to one "rugged" cross with 2 AMU-ROBBERS abi?
My own still better ke!
Poor Jesus!

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 7:38pm On Jun 24, 2015

SAMBARRY:
Lol. You're right sha . all the ranters and fighters don dey quench one by one the battle fields don dey reduce

Body don dey follow them talk

lol KanwuliaJara my forever frenemy

If na the days when we dey kwarreh, tia painht and brazzy from thread to thread, you go see dem OKORO-NGBATIC azzzzes of IDs ke!
Make dem come dey ban! cheesy

Muhehehehehehe
I tell dem say dem go TAYA ke!!!!
Oyel Subsidy Money don finish abi? grin

Some NL "assssshawos" go go fyne real work to run "DISO"!!!!

Who say SATAN nor dey gif "ALLAT" for NL? cheesy

My H-Agnostic GAAWD DON WIN PATA-PATA O! grin

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SAMBARRY: 7:46pm On Jun 24, 2015

KanwuliaJara:
If na the days when we dey kwarreh, tia painht and brazzy from thread to thread, you go see dem OKORO-NGBATIC IDs ke!
Make dem come dey ban!
Muhehehehehehe

Who say SATAN nor dey gif "ALLAT" for NL?

they will ban taya ke grin

when irunoko and Mr wonlasewonie is there grin

of which there's more to come grin

that time we dey fight them go dey pretend to dey settle fight. Eey.. wey them now grin

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 7:46pm On Jun 24, 2015

SAMBARRY:
aunty wa

you dey vex gan

Vess ke!

For Wetin Na?
I Juss dey Ray-mind you wetin dem do dem "safior" wey die for dem o! Talk less of if "dem" casssssh moi for "Golgotha"! grin

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 7:48pm On Jun 24, 2015

SAMBARRY:
they will ban taya ke

when irunoko and Mr wonlasewonie is there

of which there's more to come
that time we dey fight them go dey pretend to dey settle fight. Eey.. wey them now

Haha!

I say make dem come pass ke!
Dem nyansh go h-opin like "h-opiololo" wan by wan! grin

Spambot nor let me rest!
E be like say dati wan don marry finally! grin

SPAMBOTTOKS has found TRUE-LOVE at last.
Spambot don get "H-ALLAT"! Satan don win ah-gainioooooh!!!!!

Muchechechecheche!!!!!

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Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SAMBARRY: 7:55pm On Jun 24, 2015

Roftl. Spam bot don marry ke? Who he marry grin

KanwuliaJara:
Haha!

I say make dem come pass ke!
Dem nyansh go h-opin like "h-opiololo" wan by wan!
Spambot nor let me rest!
E be like say dati wan don marry finally!

SPAMBOTTOKS has found TRUE-LOVE at last.
Spambot don get "H-ALLAT"! Satan don win ah-gainioooooh!!!!!

Muchechechecheche!!!!!

Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SAMBARRY: 7:56pm On Jun 24, 2015

KanwuliaJara:
Vess ke!

For Wetin Na?
I Juss dey Ray-mind you wetin dem do dem "safior" wey die for dem o! Talk less of if "dem" casssssh moi for "Golgotha"!

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