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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jun 25, 2015
Don't worry, I will hide in the corner because of my sores and bruises...

Don't worry, I won't shame you anymore when I'm dead.

Don't worry, sweet mother. The pastor said I was going to be great.
He lied.



I lied also.... I lied it was going to be fine....
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jun 25, 2015
SwagkingDope:
Abeg wer dah SouffleX abi na ShuffleX of a gal sef?
Chei! she nr dae,why na?
Oya I have come.

You wan flog me?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jun 25, 2015
Take it up, up and up again. Then drop it.... Shatter it. Paint your crown with the blood.... For that which lies behind my chest is my heart....created to be broken....

Take it up.... Take it high up... Up and up again.... As if you have a choice...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jun 25, 2015
Ada96:
ehehehehe I see a 2/7 buh its none of my business *sips
Ada96 post=35154420:
iamTobie at least you believe you were being pushed by the DEVIL yh? ....something tells me you can still be Cured...you know what I mean yh?
lipton*
TOUBLEMAKER grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 10:42pm On Jun 25, 2015
SouffleX:
Oya I have come.
You wan flog me?
Yex o0,oya lie down on di table!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by mesoade(m): 10:43pm On Jun 25, 2015
McHenry99:
_________is said to av d highest degree of hardness
a)lake watr
b)rain water
c)ocean water
d)distiled water


Which of the following is not self luminous?
A. Incandescent electric bulb
B. Lighted candle
C. The moon
D. The sun


in a series R-L-C circuit at resonance, the voltages across the resistor and the inductor are 30V and 40V respectively, what is the voltage across the capacitor?

A. 30V
B. 40V
C. 50V
D. 70V


The image of object on the retina of a human eye is a. Virtual and diminished b. Inverted and real c. Erect and real d. Inverted and virtual


Doppler effect is as a result of a. Reflection b. Refraction c. Relative motion d. Beat effect


All following properties are characteristics of x rays except
A. They have short wavelength
B. They have no charge
C. They are electromagnetic in nature
D. They do not affect photographic plates


Which of the following statement is true about collision event
A. In elastic collision both linear momentum and kinetic energy are conserved
B. In elastic collision linear momentum is conserved but the kinetic energy is not conserved
C. In inelastic collision both linear momentum and kinetic energy are conserved
D. In inelastic collision kinetic energy is conserved but the linear momentum is not conserved

Which of the following optical instruments doesn't make use of a lens.
A. Projector b. Periscope c. Eye d. Microscope e. Telescope.


Hope I'm allowed to drop questions here.
1. C
2. C
3. B
4. A
5. C
6. D
7.
8. B
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:43pm On Jun 25, 2015
SwagkingDope:
Yex o0,oya lie down on di table!
But.... But..... What did I do? huh
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:48pm On Jun 25, 2015
Please, let me die in your arm... So that heaven won't be far from me.... Please, my maiden of the sea....let me worship you forever....
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 10:50pm On Jun 25, 2015
SouffleX:
But.... But..... What did I do? huh
Sharaaap ya mouth dia,u dnt knw wat u did shey? Okay u are nw calling me a liar abi?
EH?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by mesoade(m): 11:01pm On Jun 25, 2015
IamTobie:
Swag, thanks, man... But I'm done with that issue here. To avoid some unnecessary stuff, you know...
your the man bro. . . .i share your view, how will a man be equal to a woman, it's not possible, atleast not in this life or even the next life to come . . . They are meant to serve under men, the creator made it so, and evolutionary theories backs it up. . . How will they be equal when a man cannot be pregnant?, when he can't menstruate?, even in advance countries where the rights of women are secured, they still have more men participating in active positions than women in a high ratio. . . Don't get me wrong, women are strong and their signficance in our society cannot be overemphasized, but they are still under men.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 11:12pm On Jun 25, 2015
mesoade:
your the man bro. . . .i share your view, how will a man be equal to a woman, it's not possible, atleast not in this life or even the next life to come . . . They are meant to serve under men, the creator made it so, and evolutionary theories backs it up. . . How will they be equal when a man cannot be pregnant?, when he can't menstruate?, even in advance countries where the rights of women are secured, they still have more men participating in active positions than women in a high ratio. . . Don't get me wrong, women are strong and their signficance in our society cannot be overemphasized, but they are still under men.
medicine after death angry

y'all should go to bed!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 11:14pm On Jun 25, 2015
...Selahcheesy

U nailed it Robingrin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:15pm On Jun 25, 2015
Menstruation, pregnancy...
What a ridiculous bone of kontention.

Firstly, I am done with this issue here, my friend.
Sekondly, even if you wanna back up an idea, do so with a konkrete fact..
Thirdly, God knows I don't want u to pick offence.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:30pm On Jun 25, 2015
As old as I am, I kant play with sand. I regret bringing up such kontroversial stuff here. I kan do things to pleAse others even when I'm not pleased, but I kant turn up for juvenile prattling. So, I won't lay a tongue on the issue here again. Adichie's attitude influenced the signature. I am entitled to my opinion. But I touched "reply" on my screen just to respekt those kommenting/protesting.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by McHenry99: 12:36am On Jun 26, 2015
SwagkingDope:
1.C 2.C 3.D 4.B 5.D 6.C 7.B 8.B
My guest smal
3/8
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by McHenry99: 12:40am On Jun 26, 2015
mesoade:
1. C
2. C
3. B
4. A
5. C
6. D
7.
8. B
5/7
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by McHenry99:
McHenry99:
_________is said to av d highest degree of hardness
a)lake watr
b)rain water
c)ocean water
d)distiled water


Which of the following is not self luminous?
A. Incandescent electric bulb
B. Lighted candle
C. The moon
D. The sun


in a series R-L-C circuit at resonance, the voltages across the resistor and the inductor are 30V and 40V respectively, what is the voltage across the capacitor?

A. 30V
B. 40V
C. 50V
D. 70V


The image of object on the retina of a human eye is a. Virtual and diminished b. Inverted and real c. Erect and real d. Inverted and virtual


Doppler effect is as a result of a. Reflection b. Refraction c. Relative motion d. Beat effect


All following properties are characteristics of x rays except
A. They have short wavelength
B. They have no charge
C. They are electromagnetic in nature
D. They do not affect photographic plates


Which of the following statement is true about collision event
A. In elastic collision both linear momentum and kinetic energy are conserved
B. In elastic collision linear momentum is conserved but the kinetic energy is not conserved
C. In inelastic collision both linear momentum and kinetic energy are conserved
D. In inelastic collision kinetic energy is conserved but the linear momentum is not conserved

Which of the following optical instruments doesn't make use of a lens.
A. Projector b. Periscope c. Eye d. Microscope e. Telescope.


Hope I'm allowed to drop questions here.
1.C
2.B
3.B
4.B
5.C
6.D
7.A
8.B
1. Ocean water has the highest degree of hardness

2. the moon is a non luminous object. or opaque object it only depends on the light from the sun to be seen at night....Lighted candle is not self luminous... incandescent electric bulb is self luminous luminous because it produces light itself by the heating effect of the electric filament.

3. in an AC circuit at resonance the voltage across the capacitor and the inductor are always the same. i.e. VL=VX
voltage across the inductor is 4OV...the same voltage goes across the capacitor.

4. Image formed on the retina is inverteD and real...remember the eye has a bi-convex lens.

5. Doppler effect is caused as a result of relative motion.

6. X rays affects photographic plates...but the option said otherwise...which is false.

7. In elastic collision both linear momentum and kinetic energy are conserved while in inelastic collision linear momentum is conserved but kinetic energy is not conserved.

8. Periscope makes use of plane mirror inclined at an angle of 45°
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Damscrob(m): 5:35am On Jun 26, 2015
Latest News on Campus

Hon. Damscrob(300L Chemical Engineering student) Reports.

After successful examination held last semester students travelled to their various homes to eat what they have missed for good 4-months....some of these students refused to resume early but rather 2-3 weeks after resumption...Currently,this week marks the 4th week...Last week some faculties released their first semester result(e.g Pharmacy)...while some students where happy and thankful to God...other could do nothing but weep because of what they saw was far below their expectation..Never Give up!..Yesterday....Dept of pol sci and pub admin,Electrical engineering and Mechanical Engineering released their result..wow!! Electrical students were superb....i must commend them...The 300L electrical class currently have more than 10 first class students....These guys are good.....Are u a putmite?...or pudite?....Start preparing..Uniben aint a school where laziness pays.....putme forms will be out July,5 2015....and the exam would be held on the 24-25th of july 2015.....Wish you guys all the best...

Bye for now

Hon. Damscrob
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Damscrob(m): 5:38am On Jun 26, 2015
For more info abt Campus News,putme update,post graduate forms etc....
whatsapp: 08104459028....
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 6:35am On Jun 26, 2015
Damscrob:
Latest News on Campus

Hon. Damscrob(300L Chemical Engineering student) Reports.

After successful examination held last semester students travelled to their various homes to eat what they have missed for good 4-months....some of these students refused to resume early but rather 2-3 weeks after resumption...Currently,this week marks the 4th week...Last week some faculties released their first semester result(e.g Pharmacy)...while some students where happy and thankful to God...other could do nothing but weep because of what they saw was far below their expectation..Never Give up!..Yesterday....Dept of pol sci and pub admin,Electrical engineering and Mechanical Engineering released their result..wow!! Electrical students were superb....i must commend them...The 300L electrical class currently have more than 10 first class students....These guys are good.....Are u a putmite?...or pudite?....Start preparing..Uniben aint a school where laziness pays.....putme forms will be out July,5 2015....and the exam would be held on the 24-25th of july 2015.....Wish you guys all the best...

Bye for now

Hon. Damscrob
thanks for the updates
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 7:15am On Jun 26, 2015
SouffleX:
TOUBLEMAKER grin
lol good morning babes
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 7:36am On Jun 26, 2015
Don't ruin a good today by thinking bout a bad yesterday .....#LET_IT_GO..... Good morning people!!!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 7:37am On Jun 26, 2015
McHenry99:
1.C
2.B
3.B
4.B
5.C
6.D
7.A
8.B
1. Ocean water has the highest degree of hardness

2. Lighted candle is not self luminous...the moon is non luminous object while the sun and incandescent electric bulb are self luminous.

3. in an AC circuit at resonance the voltage across the capacitor and the inductor are always the same. i.e. VL=VX
voltage across the inductor is 4OV...the same voltage goes across the capacitor.

4. Image formed on the retina is inverteD and real...remember the eye has a bi-convex lens.

5. Doppler effect is caused as a result of relative motion.

6. X rays affects photographic plates...but the option said otherwise...which is false.

7. In elastic collision both linear momentum and kinetic energy are conserved while in inelastic collision linear momentum is conserved but kinetic energy is not conserved.

8. Periscope makes use of plane mirror inclined at an angle of 45°
nice!
u care to explain number 2 again?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 7:37am On Jun 26, 2015
Ada96:
Don't ruin a good today by thinking bout a bad yesterday .....#LET_IT_GO..... Good morning people!!!
word!

gmorning smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 7:39am On Jun 26, 2015
RobinHez:
word!
gmorning smiley
wink how was your night?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 7:41am On Jun 26, 2015
se·lah\ˈsē-lə, -ˌlä\
interjection
—a term of uncertain meaning found in the Hebrew text of the Psalms and Habakkuk carried over untranslated into some English versions
Origin: Hebrew selāh.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Mexyz(m): 7:42am On Jun 26, 2015
It has always been like that with elect/elect dept, just look at other faculties releasing semester results while management science will keep theirs till end of session. I just don't know whats wrong with my faculty.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 7:42am On Jun 26, 2015
Ada96:
wink how was your night?
t'was short...but good . urs?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 7:44am On Jun 26, 2015
RobinHez:
t'was short...but good . urs?
cool cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 7:47am On Jun 26, 2015
Top of the morning to one of the nicest set of personscheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 7:48am On Jun 26, 2015
I hope I don't go blind..... My eyes! Damn .....
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 7:50am On Jun 26, 2015
Pukka36:
Top of the morning to one of the nicest set of personscheesy
awwwwn *blushes* morning babes...hope you slept well?
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