Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon in an
interview with Punch Newspaper revealed his
WAEC Results were seized twice ‘cos of the
‘big grammars’ he used.
Punch: Did you write exams in school in
these big words?
Hourable: I used such words very-very freely
in my exams both at the secondary school
and in my university and little wonder I
had the misfortune of my English results
being seized intermittently in my O’
Levels. WAEC released my results for the
other subjects and withheld my English
result. This happened for about three years.
Twice, I pa$$ed the University Matriculation
Examination but I could not proceed to the
University because of my English results that
were not released. At the end of the day, it
was released after the third attempt.
Punch: Why do you always use ‘big
grammar’?
Honourable: I am not really consensus ad
idem with those who opine that my idiolect is
advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just
that I am in my elements when the colloquy
has to do with the pax nigeriana of our
dreams and one necessarily needs to
fulminate against the alcibiadian modus
vivendi of our prebendal political cla$$.
Punch: How do you talk to your wife,
children and even your friends?
Honourable: I relate with my family and
friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of
camaraderie, stripped of my confutational
habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a
very peaceful, calm, level-headed and
celestially attuned soul personality.
Punch: Is this the way you proposed to
your wife, speaking high tech grammar?
Honourable: Of course, the business of the
day when I interfaced with mywife on
matters of the heart had to be in plain
Caeser’s languageand you can decipher why
that had to be so. The matter in view did not
permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.
Punch: Do you know that many people
don’t take you too seriously when you
talk because they think you are not
communicating?
Honourable: Why will I be perturbed from
ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of
Morpheus because people have deprived
themselves of the cultivation of the regime of
the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago
of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from
pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of
animadversion remains their fundamental
human right. It also remains an indubitable
fact that I get millions and millions of
requests daily from people all over the world
requesting for my verbal mentorship which
positive cosmopolitan reactions have a$$isted
my equipoise and righteous sense
of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my
nose to the grindstone daily and expect to
be understood by those luxuriating in a
modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping,
goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and
isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once
pontificated that things of the spirit are
spiritually discerned and that it takes the
deep to call the deep? We will speak more on
this matter of critiques and chichi dodo
another day.
Punch: Why do you pull your trousers
up beyond the waist?
Honourable: Hahahaha….That trousers style
is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own
audacious statement to remonstrate against
the pervasive tendency of
Nigerians especially our youths that took to
the practice of putting on trousers exposing
their lower anatomical contours and I will do
it over and over again.




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Lalasticlala

as Expected?


when dem ask am what is a NOUN? he'll be like>>>


A Noun is a Juboyistic epitomized nomenclature of an Animal, Place or Thing in a Crinkum-Crankum Identification

trust our drunk exam markers dem just Draw him Big Addidas Head

EbuGeneral:
Lalasticlala

I won't forgive u for this stolen space

Yes! because it will take approximately 48hours to go through your grammar, 24hours go check the dictionary and 24hours to start marking ur script, =4 days, just to mark your script, if na me i go do the same

wem they dont understand his english ......lol

Funny man...too much grammar

This news I guess has been on frontpage b4

https://www.nairaland.com/2281496/waec-seized-english-result-twice

if waec no seize nonsense waiting em qo seize?

Your answers must have like joke and your essay writing like a werey boy then.

xpac01:
Your answers must have like joke and your essay writing like a werey boy then.

Lol!!! That man ehn!! He is always exgravating a plantomious planta panta just to make a lariborous point

Communication is a two ways traffic, the speaker must pass a well understood message to listeners/ hearers,anything short of this the speaker will be considered speaking jargons.