Divineluv14:

So tell me what kind of explosive are u cos u blow my mind

[quote author=agrovick post=35254000]
So tell me what kind of explosive are u cos u blow my mind [/]. TNT maybe.. Lmao!

[quote author=Mekky05 post=35265088][/quote] Na die be that, no single fragment will remain

I won't comment until Davidflo post something












Oh, I just did... Sh!t!!!

Daviflo I will commit Suicide o

SwaGUnLimiTeD:
Daviflo I will commit Suicide o

abeg no commit suicide o. I'm sure David is up to something. no lose hope and and don't give up biko.

labaski:
abeg no commit suicide o. I'm sure David is up to something. no lose hope and and don't give up biko.

why u dey hold am make e no commit sucide,@swagunlimited commit suicide notin does u

Davidflow abeg update na unless wetin happen for 1964 go happen again

@Davidflo ...I swear u ar too much, just waiting wanna know where d story is heading to...

This is so annoying..Keeping us hanging without explanations..#unfollowing

I WON'T READ UNTIL DAVIDFLO FINISHES THE STORY.









I only came to read the last comments.

I came across this piece like two hours ago and i most confess am inlove with it. I read from the first page to 23 and all i can ask for is more..thumbs up man!!

Coolpraiz:
Okies, i rest my case.





In other news, Jafar my guy, Bauchi my role model

So u dey ere? U shld av called ma attention to dis story na. Anyways, tank Jah ayam ere now
Followin bumber to fender

Davidflo !! Wher art thou? U berra comma update now b4 wah happened in 1998 repeat itsef

Sholyzee:
Davidflo !! Wher art thou? U berra comma update now b4 wah happened in 1998 repeat itsef

wetin happen for 1998?

labaski:
wetin happen for 1998?

Nothing happen

Sholyzee:
Nothing happen

labaski:

Werin do ur mouth? Y e bend one syd

Sholyzee:
Werin do ur mouth? Y e bend one syd

if u ask me na who I go ask

GCE was to begin the next Monday and I had done the best I could to prepare myself for it. Bauchi assisted me by asking me random questions at night. It was a peculiar sight seeing him with a booklet of past questions in on hand and a roll of blunt on the other hand. The fact that he was usually naked was not n issue anymore. The goat was the only other member of our clique, he was growing fatter and fine. Bauchi decided against taking it for mating with Baba Hafusa’s goats, he suspected that had STDs.
I overheard an argument between Kiki and Bauchi on the Sunday preceding my exams. It was one of those nights when she screamed his name because she was Hot. He excitedly ran to her room but 5 minutes later, the house was filled with their voices, not the erotic kind of noises, but voices suggesting that things were not alright. I tiptoed to hear clearly.

“Will you kiss me if I do what you want?” he screamed
“Na kiss dey worry you, yes I will kiss you,” she replied.
“French or plain kiss?”he asked
“Igbo kiss”.
The reply knocked me off my feet; I had to stop myself from falling with laughter.
“what, Igbo kiss is sweet o,” she continued.
“dem don kiss you igbo kiss?” Bauchi asked.
“No but I can imagine it.”
There was a moment of incoherent mumblings between them, I was about to go back when I heard her clearly.
“Bauchi, I don’t love you anymore. Get used to it.”
“Who do you love?”
“Nobody, I want to be free now.”
“You are a fucking liar, one small boy don dey straff you for school abi?” his voice was higher than I had ever heard.
What I heard was a slap, it must have been a slap.
“Don’t you ever hit me again, in your life!” Bauchi screamed.
What I heard was another slap.
I wanted to break into the room and stop them from what was an impending doom. I could hear them struggle with each other. He hadn’t expected the next slap. They kept struggling and I was just bidding my time before separating them, then I heard her scream.
It was not the kind of scream I was expecting to hear. So I moved closer.
“Whooooooooooooahhh, I...am...not...even....weeeeeeeet,” she moaned.
“but....you...like...it....right?” he asked her..
I didn’t hear the reply; the only sound was Bauchi ramming Kiki on the bed.
His grunting increased, she was making sounds that suggested she was close to climaxing.
“Don’t cum inside me,” it was more of pleading.
More grunts, more bed shaking, then he groaned and she sighed. I tiptoed back to my room.

When he came back some minutes later, he was looking dejected.
“Bros howfar na, what’s wrong?”
He sat on my bed with his bare ass, his head bowed. I felt bad.
“kiki no want me again, that girl don fvck me up!”
“She no want you like how?”
“She say she don dey with one Yoruba boy now,” he said, raising his head up.
“Which state are you from, Bauchi?”
He looked at me like I was a slowpoke.
“Na my state of origin be the issue here abi?”
“Why you come dey tell me the tribe of her new bf?”
“Chai, are you with me or against me, did I say him be her bf?”
“But you say she dey with am, na?”
He hissed at me.
“Because dem don dey kiss, no mean say na her bf. I am her bf.”
“Ok boss,” I humbly replied.
“When you dey finish your paper tomorrow?”
“5:30,” I said.
“Good, we dey go visit the guy. Me, you and Odogwu.”
I didn’t like the idea.
“What if I no wan go?” I asked.
He looked at me and laughed, plucking strands of hairs from his beard.
“You go follow me go, you be my man.”
This was the beginning of the end, in ways I never knew, and believe me, you never can imagine.

Cool upd8..



bt Abeg Davidflo...Make we no wait till December b4 d nxt upd8 ABEG!
Waiting dis long makes 1 loose interest in d story gradually...
Good job 1ce again

at last

which one kon be igbo kiss ooo.. gat me reeling with laughter.. Ade I fear u ooo.. wen is d next update now??

Awww,...This update is like a tease!


Thanks all the same

nastyd:
Cool upd8..



bt Abeg Davidflo...Make we no wait till December b4 d nxt upd8 ABEG!
Waiting dis long makes 1 loose interest in d story gradually...
Good job 1ce again

supported

david tell us sorry jor..........u too tey

ritababe:

supported

Seconded

Is that all there is to the update?

You write well but your snail pace is horrendous.

Skimpledawg:
Seconded

Thirded