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Their Sperm dey modify into tadpole come block their water system

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4bobo:
AMERICA HAS LOST ITS GLORY OF GOD, ITS A MATTER OF TIME....NO THANKS TO OBAMA AND HIS WOLF IN SHEEP CLOTHING, ANTICHIRST MENTALITY

shut d f up

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Their semen must be thicker than akamu

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What are nairaland gals looking for in this kinda thread?

Demmzy15:
Baba na to zero ur mind from MIT!

University of Massachusetts (UMass) and Massachusetts Institute Of Technology (MIT) ain't the same

ayodiya:
shut d f up

I AM EXPECTING PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO ATTACK ME NOW. SEBI IT IS A FREE WORLD ? CONTINUE. WABA ERU RE NI BODE

haha. This is most definitely a prank though. Such "notice" pranks are very common on campus residential halls.

I used to party at this school (UMass Amherst) all the time back in my college/party days. These days all man dey form bros

I'm sure a student is responsible for this.

But guys ehn!

Ridiculous

Wasting what makes ladies happy. Some goats are gonna quote me

Fake!

m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4654418

Realgana:
Oremussanctus and other vaseline crew members take note.

Are u ok?

An average Nigerian is too gullible and fails to investigate anything that is poured to his face. He easily believes anything line, hook and sinker. This is not any real notice. It is mostly done by students as a joke. There are several of them online. I know of one from university of Durham. Just google about them and stop all these ignorant comments.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4654418

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Are u ok?

Yep,just advising you ni.

koice:
University of Massachusetts (UMass) and Massachusetts Institute Of Technology (MIT) ain't the same

They're in the same city!

Lol, these notices are so fake, they've been circulating to many schools within the past year. The schools that are associated have denied it, it's just pranks by bored-arse students. Moreover, most bodily fluids are water soluble, and would not result in plumbing issues.

And it made front page

4bobo:
AMERICA HAS LOST ITS GLORY OF GOD, ITS A MATTER OF TIME....NO THANKS TO OBAMA AND HIS WOLF IN SHEEP CLOTHING, ANTI CHIRST MENTALITY.
SOON THEY WILL LEGALIZE SOME AREAS FOR STUDENTS TO GO AND MASTURBATE.

Preach on Pastor 4bobo

Demmzy15:
Baba na to zero ur mind from MIT!

That's UMASS not MIT... take note!

Our govt shall set up a committee for this soon

Disgusting

Lol. They should go to Unilag

Demmzy15:
They're in the same city!

Wrong again! Umass is situated in Boston, while MIT is situated in Cambridge (not to be confused with it's namesake in the UK). Both of which are different Cities/towns in the state of Massachusetts, United States Of America.

vivaciousvivi:
Oh comon! Blocked the drain pipes? Its not possible is it?

OK, so here's the weird thing about semen... It is made of various components, and as the lighter less viscous components are "washed out" what is left is a bizarrely rubbery polymer-like substance. A typical session would only yield a small chunk the size of a pencil eraser. Alone it would not be a problem, but when mixed with with a wad of hair I can imagine it forming an effective drain plug. If you have a thousand boys wanking themselves crazy every day in that University bathroom, you can understand why the drains are getting blocked.

You're welcome, go on about your day now, I hope you enjoy your newfound knowledge.

(For reals, you can try this experiment yourself if you have access to semen and a shower. Just rub it around in your hand a bit while water runs over it)

very very hilarious