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All Hail Our Brother, The Perfect Plumber!!! (part 2 Of Animashaun) by generaliy07(m): 11:44pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Ever fixing some backsiphonage The skillful plumber, one with heavy patronage Natural reamer tearing through dip tubes regardless the hole’s age Extreme knowledge of drills at such a tender age He takes away the damn O-Ringing Ferocious like some Mayweather in a damn ring boxing He’s so fearless, the hardest jobs he’s always bringing The world’s eight wonder is how he got so perfect with malleable fittings O brother, relish the seasons of thy male thread For thy path is not that which all men can possibly tread The sagacity of the grey matter is not in the size of a big head Our brother fixes all fix-able, carefully behind the closets He’s everywhere like the vendors of Fan yogho The street is ever conversant with your dope logo Spendthrift like one who’s won Baba ijebu’s lotto He amazingly uses “a long pipe” as his company’s motto The proud reveler of elastic stand pipes Rides each service center like one on a power bike Lurks in the corner like a snake just about to strike Of each thing in skirt he wishes to take a bite Strange and scary how he handles the Johnni-bolts He gives no thought to the tales of thunderbolts Closet bends, packing nuts, plumbing jargon, piping dopes Keeps from pro creation with the knowledge of the back flow All hail our brother, the perfect plumber! He’s there right in season from winter to summer Givest thou not rest to thy rampaging member? Till it ran head long, into a damning fire The busy plumber’s member finally finds a place of rest From earthly toils, struggles, from fears and fret Aided by the dreaded "Magun", a thunderbolt aimed at sending trespassers to hell He “fixed” the wrong hole,a woman betrothed to a jealous lover come from the pit of hell! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX To all those engaged in adultery with married women, STOP before Magun (Thunderbolt) stops you. To all our pumping, plumbing brothers, beware, AIDS is real Source: https://samueliyanu./2015/07/03/all-hail-our-brother-the-perfect-plumber/ CC: Lalasticlala Ishilove Freeman |
Re: All Hail Our Brother, The Perfect Plumber!!! (part 2 Of Animashaun) by Nobody: 11:52pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
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Re: All Hail Our Brother, The Perfect Plumber!!! (part 2 Of Animashaun) by generaliy07(m): 11:59pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Freemanan: Waiting brov |
Re: All Hail Our Brother, The Perfect Plumber!!! (part 2 Of Animashaun) by generaliy07(m): 7:04am On Jul 04, 2015 |
Cc: Lalasticlala ishilove Cc: all poets in the house, please help a learner by reviewing and critique this poem Thanks all |
Re: All Hail Our Brother, The Perfect Plumber!!! (part 2 Of Animashaun) by Nobody: 7:08am On Jul 04, 2015 |
Proslike poetry... Your caption has always been award winning... It threw me off guard and that attracted curiosity. Now to the piece... It will pass for a magma Opus and definitely another didactic piece which I may be forced to believe is tour specialty You should be less verbose tho so as to make your ideas expensive. Use few words to represent million ideas. I will follow Literature board because of your works... Lemme be relaxing my nerves with them 1 Like |
Re: All Hail Our Brother, The Perfect Plumber!!! (part 2 Of Animashaun) by generaliy07(m): 10:38am On Jul 04, 2015 |
Freemanan: I reasoned that through and decided to make it simpler for those not used to such terms to grasp, i am going to change two expressions at the tail end. |
Re: All Hail Our Brother, The Perfect Plumber!!! (part 2 Of Animashaun) by Nobody: 10:42am On Jul 04, 2015 |
generaliy07:Noted 1 Like |
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