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aigbeedo:
I got one as a frnd he's good in accounting and economical advice day to day life very stingy

His case no be here

Over kaku, my wife dey kaku on my 10 naira

[quote author=benedictjohn post=35518754]WAITING FOR THESE POST *10 REASONS Y YOU SHOULD MARRY A HERBALIST..










Buhahahahaha....Guy ur head dey there..dis guys are so funny...@ dis level i will say its operation rep ur profession!

eh is that so !

henhen....

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Thank God am married to one,..she does all the permutations and management with funds released and very accountable to the last 5kobo.and am very proud of her

That's good news coming from a pretty accountant so send me your number!.

what if i marry hairdresser

maureensylvia:
Marrying an accountant is great because …

1. They are detail oriented
Now this may not be on the top of your list of must-have qualities for your ideal partner, but you
will soon start to see it pay off. Whether it’s remembering your birthday or when to test the smoke
detectors, dating a detail-oriented person definitely has its advantages.

2. They clean up well
Maybe it’s not all that important, but you have to admit it’s nice being seen in public with a snazzy
dresser. They have very good taste in clothing.

3. They’re reliable
There’s nothing worse than marrying someone who is constantly letting you down. You won’t have
that problem when you marry an accountant, being reliable is in more
than just their job description; it’s in their DNA.

4. They’re wise investors
Remember, it’s an accountant’s job to detect liabilities and calculate risk, so they know a wise
investment when they see one. You should feel valuable knowing that an accountant chose you as
a partner because they’ve likely weighed the risk and still found you well worth it.

5. They’ll help you become more financially responsible
Having a money-conscious mind always around you suddenly makes it harder to spend frivolously
or make rash financial decisions. You’ll probably discover that it’s not just guilt holding you back
from splurging. There’s a good chance that some smart spending habits that have rubbed off on
you.

6. They’re in it for the long-haul

Accountants are no strangers to working long hours. They’re used to putting in extra time and
forgoing sleep when a deadline must be met, most accountants refuse
to throw in the towel; when they make a decision, they’re committed to it. She attributes her long,
healthy marriage partially to the dedication she’s acquired from being an accountant.

7. They’re overly organized
Accountants work with many moving pieces to ensure financially flawless documents. They never
let things fall through the cracks, especially those things that others may put off or even forget.
“There is no doubt you can count on us to be organized,” whether it’s paying bills,
meeting deadlines or searching to find the best price available before a purchase, accountants are
organized individuals.

8. They come in handy during tax season
Most people would rather pull their own teeth out than attempt to do their own taxes. Only slightly
less agonizing is footing the bill for someone else to do them for you. those
who marry an accountant can bypass both of these situations because their significant other
can take care of the dirty work.

AM PROUD TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT...

cc: crazyman, 1forall, lalasticlala

Ok....... Will u marry me?

I have an accountant friend. If he has paid you his debt to u in his dream while sleeping, meeeehn! just fogerit! Your debt has been paid and he'll stand by it. I'll be like, this guy must dreaming, he'll be like I'm sure i've paid u 2 weeks ago. Guy is in US now!

I'm proud to be an accountant

maureensylvia:
Marrying an accountant is great because …

1. They are detail oriented
Now this may not be on the top of your list of must-have qualities for your ideal partner, but you
will soon start to see it pay off. Whether it’s remembering your birthday or when to test the smoke
detectors, dating a detail-oriented person definitely has its advantages.

2. They clean up well
Maybe it’s not all that important, but you have to admit it’s nice being seen in public with a snazzy
dresser. They have very good taste in clothing.

3. They’re reliable
There’s nothing worse than marrying someone who is constantly letting you down. You won’t have
that problem when you marry an accountant, being reliable is in more
than just their job description; it’s in their DNA.

4. They’re wise investors
Remember, it’s an accountant’s job to detect liabilities and calculate risk, so they know a wise
investment when they see one. You should feel valuable knowing that an accountant chose you as
a partner because they’ve likely weighed the risk and still found you well worth it.

5. They’ll help you become more financially responsible
Having a money-conscious mind always around you suddenly makes it harder to spend frivolously
or make rash financial decisions. You’ll probably discover that it’s not just guilt holding you back
from splurging. There’s a good chance that some smart spending habits that have rubbed off on
you.

6. They’re in it for the long-haul

Accountants are no strangers to working long hours. They’re used to putting in extra time and
forgoing sleep when a deadline must be met, most accountants refuse
to throw in the towel; when they make a decision, they’re committed to it. She attributes her long,
healthy marriage partially to the dedication she’s acquired from being an accountant.

7. They’re overly organized
Accountants work with many moving pieces to ensure financially flawless documents. They never
let things fall through the cracks, especially those things that others may put off or even forget.
“There is no doubt you can count on us to be organized,” whether it’s paying bills,
meeting deadlines or searching to find the best price available before a purchase, accountants are
organized individuals.

8. They come in handy during tax season
Most people would rather pull their own teeth out than attempt to do their own taxes. Only slightly
less agonizing is footing the bill for someone else to do them for you. those
who marry an accountant can bypass both of these situations because their significant other
can take care of the dirty work.

AM PROUD TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT...

cc: crazyman, 1forall, lalasticlala

1.THEM CAN STEAL


2. THE BEST CHEATERS OF ALL



3. THEM GIVE AN ACOUNT OF EVERY SEXX YOUR HAVE DID


4. THERE ARE THE POOREST PEOPLE ON EARTH


5.

I didn't know this until now. But I had made up my mind long ago that I would marry an accountant. There is something in me that reinforces this desire.

benedictjohn:
WAITING FOR THESE POST *10 REASONS Y YOU SHOULD MARRY A HERBALIST...

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maureensylvia:
Marrying an accountant is great because …

1. They are detail oriented
Now this may not be on the top of your list of must-have qualities for your ideal partner, but you
will soon start to see it pay off. Whether it’s remembering your birthday or when to test the smoke
detectors, dating a detail-oriented person definitely has its advantages.

2. They clean up well
Maybe it’s not all that important, but you have to admit it’s nice being seen in public with a snazzy
dresser. They have very good taste in clothing.

3. They’re reliable
There’s nothing worse than marrying someone who is constantly letting you down. You won’t have
that problem when you marry an accountant, being reliable is in more
than just their job description; it’s in their DNA.

4. They’re wise investors
Remember, it’s an accountant’s job to detect liabilities and calculate risk, so they know a wise
investment when they see one. You should feel valuable knowing that an accountant chose you as
a partner because they’ve likely weighed the risk and still found you well worth it.

5. They’ll help you become more financially responsible
Having a money-conscious mind always around you suddenly makes it harder to spend frivolously
or make rash financial decisions. You’ll probably discover that it’s not just guilt holding you back
from splurging. There’s a good chance that some smart spending habits that have rubbed off on
you.

6. They’re in it for the long-haul

Accountants are no strangers to working long hours. They’re used to putting in extra time and
forgoing sleep when a deadline must be met, most accountants refuse
to throw in the towel; when they make a decision, they’re committed to it. She attributes her long,
healthy marriage partially to the dedication she’s acquired from being an accountant.

7. They’re overly organized
Accountants work with many moving pieces to ensure financially flawless documents. They never
let things fall through the cracks, especially those things that others may put off or even forget.
“There is no doubt you can count on us to be organized,” whether it’s paying bills,
meeting deadlines or searching to find the best price available before a purchase, accountants are
organized individuals.

8. They come in handy during tax season
Most people would rather pull their own teeth out than attempt to do their own taxes. Only slightly
less agonizing is footing the bill for someone else to do them for you. those
who marry an accountant can bypass both of these situations because their significant other
can take care of the dirty work.

AM PROUD TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT...

cc: crazyman, 1forall, lalasticlala

trying to sell ur profession huh!!!

demmy0325:
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speechless dude

benedictjohn:
WAITING FOR THESE POST *10 REASONS Y YOU SHOULD MARRY A HERBALIST...

Am also waiting why you should marry a prophet or imam

maureensylvia:
Marrying an accountant is great because …

1. They are detail oriented
Now this may not be on the top of your list of must-have qualities for your ideal partner, but you
will soon start to see it pay off. Whether it’s remembering your birthday or when to test the smoke
detectors, dating a detail-oriented person definitely has its advantages.

2. They clean up well
Maybe it’s not all that important, but you have to admit it’s nice being seen in public with a snazzy
dresser. They have very good taste in clothing.

3. They’re reliable
There’s nothing worse than marrying someone who is constantly letting you down. You won’t have
that problem when you marry an accountant, being reliable is in more
than just their job description; it’s in their DNA.

4. They’re wise investors
Remember, it’s an accountant’s job to detect liabilities and calculate risk, so they know a wise
investment when they see one. You should feel valuable knowing that an accountant chose you as
a partner because they’ve likely weighed the risk and still found you well worth it.

5. They’ll help you become more financially responsible
Having a money-conscious mind always around you suddenly makes it harder to spend frivolously
or make rash financial decisions. You’ll probably discover that it’s not just guilt holding you back
from splurging. There’s a good chance that some smart spending habits that have rubbed off on
you.

6. They’re in it for the long-haul

Accountants are no strangers to working long hours. They’re used to putting in extra time and
forgoing sleep when a deadline must be met, most accountants refuse
to throw in the towel; when they make a decision, they’re committed to it. She attributes her long,
healthy marriage partially to the dedication she’s acquired from being an accountant.

7. They’re overly organized
Accountants work with many moving pieces to ensure financially flawless documents. They never
let things fall through the cracks, especially those things that others may put off or even forget.
“There is no doubt you can count on us to be organized,” whether it’s paying bills,
meeting deadlines or searching to find the best price available before a purchase, accountants are
organized individuals.

8. They come in handy during tax season
Most people would rather pull their own teeth out than attempt to do their own taxes. Only slightly
less agonizing is footing the bill for someone else to do them for you. those
who marry an accountant can bypass both of these situations because their significant other
can take care of the dirty work.

AM PROUD TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT...

cc: crazyman, 1forall, lalasticlala

where did u study accounting? studying accountancy in university of Manchester was fun

You've refused to mention that as an accountant grows so her responsibilities increases in the organisation she serves... A typical accountant as a wife will make sure you take care of the kids back home while work overload is being responded at the office (A bank manager as a wife is a typical example)

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adaxxy:
They are stingy bastar..ds

comlag tinz abi?

Applaner:
the best post I ve Eva read in Nairaland



















proudly Accountant














infact, ican certified

guess its d best post u ve read on nl coz its on ur profession and has boosted your ego. abeg I wan dey certified by ICAN too. how I go do am? I no wan make e pass next year

chartered accountant here. apply within. i no dey spend money like mumu and dey invest die. do u know u can reduce your personal income tax wit voluntary contribution VC ,

maureensylvia:
AM PROUD TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT...

cc: crazyman, 1forall, lalasticlala

Nice one babe! That's how we roll. Proud To Be An Accountant Too!! By the way, are you chartered?

Oh yea.....we believe in Accountability and transperancy....Proudly 2 b an Accounting Student.

humble007:
will you marry me?

sowie...am married

Oh yea....We believe in Accountability and Transperency......M proud to b an Accountant Student

Brandnew2:
See how OP just use style to enter relationship/marriage market come paste billboard for Nairaland.
Don't forget to update us with the number of P.M's you got and don't come back to complain about guys disturbing you.

Checking d.p convinces me you're not supposed to be an accountant @ all. You look more like a model. Are you a Man. chest er fan?

a married model dear

Jonathan:
Op dey use style advertise herself Na so girls dey do if dem don dey find one maga brida emma to marry SEE HOW SHE PACK BREĂST FULL EVERY WHERE NBANU GET THEE BEHIND ME I REFUSE TO BE TEMPTED

op is married

ednut1:
chartered accountant here. apply within. i no dey spend money like mumu and dey invest die. do u know u can reduce your personal income tax wit voluntary contribution VC ,

ICAN, ANAN or ACCA

maureensylvia:
a married model dear

Ah! You tell a big lie like this. I see no ring on your finger o! Why were you not wearing your ring?