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5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by EduRegard: 2:12am On Jul 06, 2015 |
This is an obvious counter post to 8 Solid Advantages Of Marrying An Accountant . As life is all about viewing matters from different vantage points so that nature and its consequences can be satisfied. As earlier stated – An accountant is someone whose job is to keep, inspect and manage financial details and accounts. He also performs accounting functions such as audits or financial statement analysis and other related financial concerns. You are probably considering marrying an accountant or deliberating on going on a dinner with one, here are THE Disadvantages Of Dating To An Accountant. THEY ARE BORING Eyes glued to a screen and hands glued to an accounting calculating as he makes calculations and battle with financial endeavours all days and nights in order for the company to stay clear of bankruptcy – That summarises the lifestyle of an average accountant. They tend to keep to themselves all time as digits run through their brains, a lady dating such man will hardly enjoy him. THEY ARE NOT SOCIABLE This is somehow related to the aforementioned point and it is a truth universally acknowledged that accountants are far from social butterflies. They prefer numbers to words and computers to humans. In other words, they represent everything but not a social freak. They spend most times indoors and hardly have time for picnics and cinemas. You had better be ready to go social alone if you want to date an accountant. LADIES FALL HEADS OVER HEELS FOR THEM – MALE ACCOUNTANTS What do you expect?? After examining some of the advantages of dating them, most ladies do not think twice on the sight of a neatly dressed accountant. After much famzing and pestering from a busty lady, he might not be able to cope with the satanic challenge and therefore might not engage in the usual, “Hmmmm, I’m not single”. Instead, he would just smile and nod in agreement to the romantic head shot. Therefore, if you want to date an accountant, get ready for some competitions which might be so easy to cope with but only if you play your games right. THEY LOSE THEIR JOBS AT ANY TIME Someone who deals with delicate financial details which are meant to be questionable at times if the ogas at the top decide to play smart by deducting some fractions to benefit their already fat pocket. Tell me he’s not at risk of losing his job if he’s being called up to analyse the financial records. Coupled with this situation of the world where companies derive joy in sacking any potential looter. Ceteris Paribus, he’s home already. THEY ARE STINGY This is not so funny as accountants give no dime without calculations. They deliberate back and forth before making a financial decision. They believe life without plans and targeted calculations is not worth living. Calculation of inflation rate arises before buying the kitchen requirements – I doubt if anyone will pray to have that kind of human as a life partner. That's all. Feel free to add yours. DISCLAIMER : The post is not in anyway meant to discourage anyone from dating or perhaps marrying an accountant. It is just an excerpt from the minds of a human like you which is likely to be wrong if matters were to be viewed from your own perspective. SOURCE : http://www.eduregard.com/5-disadvantages-of-dating-an-accountant/ 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by alienvirus: 2:18am On Jul 06, 2015 |
Mo ti gbo 3 Likes |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by Nobody: 2:21am On Jul 06, 2015 |
Nice one. Mostly true with number 3 cos we have some ugly and rass accountants too. coman see my school accountant u will know. ppl get time to dey write sha o, dis eduregard dey hot. |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by ginawest(f): 2:42am On Jul 06, 2015 |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by libertyfather(m): 3:13am On Jul 06, 2015 |
They can be so disgusting some times.... aaaaarrg , what am I saying? I'm suppose to be an accountant |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by EduRegard: 3:54am On Jul 06, 2015 |
libertyfather:Shooting ursef on d feet though |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by EduRegard: 3:55am On Jul 06, 2015 |
adenuga33:Really? |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by afuye(m): 9:50am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Op EduRegard, you miss road, it seems a very sharp accountant carted away with your fiancee? Make I upload picture of how I groove for you ? You must be suffering from Post-traumatic stress disorder and a chronic mouth odour cos this tread stinks ! 10 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by steffans(m): 9:51am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Oh Ok.. Thats Sad for accountants |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by Nobody: 9:52am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Hmmm |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by haibe(m): 9:52am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Shitt 1 Like |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by toluxa1(m): 9:53am On Jul 13, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by Freshkid75: 9:53am On Jul 13, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by Nobody: 9:53am On Jul 13, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by yorubadelta(f): 9:54am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Accountants are the best and most prudent men 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by ShakurM(m): 9:56am On Jul 13, 2015 |
May God help you if you marry an Ijebu accountant ! |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by GabrielSuswam(m): 9:56am On Jul 13, 2015 |
I'm an Accountant, I'm not stingy, I relate and make friends alot, I club @TheBank Wuse2, I go for movies @Silverbird Abj, I got over 6000 followers on instagram, over 7000 followers on twitter, Over 3000 on Facebook.I socialise alot, I gate crash rich weddings hunting for rich men daughters too I spend wisely if not these Abj girls with no sympathy go drain u finish.... Greatest NUASA Greatest Accountants By God's Grace I'll soon Become a Chartered 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by muhdyaya91: 9:59am On Jul 13, 2015 |
EduRegard: I no gree 1 Like |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by Robinhood477: 10:00am On Jul 13, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by kenoz(m): 10:00am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Okay |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by Hollaniyii(m): 10:01am On Jul 13, 2015 |
I am an Accountant and I can tell you that you are absolutely right except your last point. Accountant are not selfish but they don't spend without value being flow back. Any potential successful man must be reasonable in spending. 3 Likes |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by Chukwu94: 10:01am On Jul 13, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by Nobody: 10:02am On Jul 13, 2015 |
You are true @ Op. Am an accountant I can't change that. |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by Nobody: 10:03am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Not all of Female Accountants and I disagree with number 1, 2, 4 and 5. I have dated two before. They are lively, very Social and know where/when to draw a line with their fellow male colleague Personally matters not just the profession, biko 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by jcf(m): 10:04am On Jul 13, 2015 |
That's some stereotyping. I believe you can marry anyone as long as that person is God's will for you! Thanks for the disclaimer OP. Nice write-up btw 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by frodobee: 10:07am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Frodobee : |
Re: 5 Solid Disadvantages Of Marrying An Accountant by ukipet1: 10:08am On Jul 13, 2015 |
proudly Accountant, if you dont love me as an Accountant.. pls men plenty.... 1 Like 1 Share |
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