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| Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(op): 7:13pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Let's start  1)GHOST SHIT *The kind of shit when you feel there’s shit coming out, but no shit in the toilet. 2) CLEAN SHIT *You shit it out, see a shit in the toilet but nothing on the tissue. 3) WET SHIT *After wiping plenty times you still feel unwiped. *Pukes* 4) SECOND WAVE SHIT *You’re done Pooing, you’ve pulled up your pants and realize u need to shit some more. 5) POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD SHIT *You strain so much to get it out you feel like you’re having a stroke. 6) GASSY SHIT *So noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling. 7) DRINKERS SHIT *It leaves the most noticeable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet.  THE I WISH I COULD SHIT*You wanna shit but all u do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. *Agege Bread Customers* 9) WET CHEEK SHIT *It drops so fast it splashes water on your butt cheeks. *Irritating* 10) THE DANGLING SHIT *The one that refuses to leave your ass you need to shake it off.  11) THE SURPRISE SHIT *You’re about to fart but BAAAMMMM! IT’S A SHIT!!! Lol, no matter how beautiful or rich you are I'm sure you’ve experienced one or more of those shit type. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Slimzjoe(m): 7:21pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
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| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Precious91(m): 7:25pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
poo post .kidding op |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by witnezHD(m): 7:40pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
shiit post |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by rheether(f): 7:49pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
I will never poo in a guys place.. |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Emmaville(m): 7:51pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
PhD in madness.. |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Slimzjoe(m): 7:53pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
rheether:Who Asked you  |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(op): 7:54pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Emmaville:Who? You |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(op): 7:55pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
witnezHD:  |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(op): 7:56pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Precious91:No Time For E-Warriors?? Welcome to my world |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Nobody: 7:56pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
rheether:you wey I know wey do am four times last week. 1 Like |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Precious91(m): 7:57pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Ragner:abi na.Just kidding,bro |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Nobody: 7:58pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
op learn how to poo when u want to bath or bath immediately after pooing that way you will save us from this your type of poo post |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by witnezHD(m): 8:01pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(op): 8:03pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Precious91:So which Kind shit you dey Regularly Drop? |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(op): 8:04pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
masterchi:Doesn't matter when I Do it... My Observation Skills will still Take Note |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Emmaville(m): 8:11pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Poo experts everywhere.. Puuahhhhh!! |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(op): 8:13pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Emmaville: Hypocritical !! |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Emmaville(m): 8:15pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Ragner:hmmmm now you sound like u are jobless. |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(op): 8:31pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
masterchi:I know where this is going so I'll Rather Stop here Cheerio |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(op): 8:31pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Emmaville:Na God |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Ragner:Nay it wasnt. Nice attitude u. |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by coolebux(m): 9:03pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Shit don de worry me na |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by berrieblizzie(f): 11:17pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
i will officially reward u as *the poo activist* |
| Re: Kinds of Poo and there Explanations by Ragner(op): 11:44am On Jul 07, 2015 |
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