desmondDessi:


have u battled any1?

Airmark & EvilChapterz.

desmondDessi:


abeg the link

(Vs. airmark) Link 1 - https://www.nairaland.com/1565138/brutal-combat-dj5naira-vs-airmark
Winner : airmark

(Vs. EvilChapterz) Link 2 - https://www.nairaland.com/1571942/brutal-combat-iii-evilchapterz-vs
Winner : EvilChapterz

(Vs. EvilChapterz, REMATCH) Link 3 - https://www.nairaland.com/1582205/rematch-series-evilchapterz-vs-dj5naira
Winner : dj5naira

(Vs. airmark, REMATCH) Link 4 [broken] - https://www.nairaland.com/1651021/brutal-combat-xi-airmark-vs
Winner : dj5naira


#Excerpts#

dj5naira: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1501967_ScreenShot_jpegf7be3c2d666740fc4d90a935be542614

airmark:
See I open ‘Windows’ at ‘8’, ya sis ufuoma at ‘gate’, her ‘bill’ i pay...,... her ‘micro soft security essential’ bo,.obs ‘up dating’ me!!!/

airmark: dumb like arrested stvpid thief in my area/

airmark: He’s not gittin it right coz i ‘tough more’, ballin in burnley!!!/

airmark: This aint JOSHUA base, why will your T B fans expect you cripple running?/

airmark: Not on this earth will an amateur own vet/

airmark: Take fight from ma home to their zone/

mikuz: Poor diction, how many people are you battling?
https://www.nairaland.com/1565138/brutal-combat-dj5naira-vs-airmark

mikuz: . . Cos ya horrible diction against Dj is a prove . . that its either you skipped classes or you dropped out of school!/
www.nairaland.com/1587124/brutal-combat-vii-mikuz-vs

That bunny being/ will suffer like Job after ma fist crunch within/ I leave the dweeb clutchin' chin/ with a phoney grin/
cos i'll flip through the new testament and 'hit the mark' . . . without apparently punchin' him/

He an impotent d.eek/ won't pardon the pitiful prick/ his head will ache when I rain infinite bricks/
i'll have 'air cut' into tiny molecules that even Mohawk scavengers will find it difficult to pick/

I squeeze the centipede cos im wicked and hostile/ and if he hid, i'd plough and dig out the ostrich/
Dissipate ya false nose and i'll wonder how you'd be 'breathing air' . . . after my boot kick out your nostrils/

my mixes will dismiss him to heaven/ im here to teach that Mrs a lesson/ his punches misses and lessen/
don't care if he claim a vixen or heathen/ im fixin' the felon/ even my 'numb bars' will leave him at 'sixes and sevens!'/

When I flame his emperors with offense in glare course/ usin' precise and fair words/ we don't see the timid 'air burn' attacks the way I flare lords/
cos if it comes to wordplays, puns et al... we all know Air force/

I'd squash the shawty some lashes/ only in rat race, the puppy is fastest/
I easily deflate his 'frame' with 'bunch' of needles since air is just a 'body' of gases/

I peel off his clit/ and seal his lip when he bleat/ plus make the beggar taste defeat/
I blaze the dwarf with skit/ and if the wimp won't feel the heat/ I whip his back 99.9 times, and won't vary the frequency modulation 'till mark faints as a result of The Beat/

I leave the queer pound/ have the bear wound/ if the limbless mammal dare sound/
I constrict the boa with bicycle chains and fetters . . . And like his NL Personal text, leave 'Air bound !!!'/

Make him excrete crumbs here/ I ensure he gnash his teeth all year/
for mark to cool off, I pour him into a liquid nitrogen vehicle . . . and extract heat from air/

I spear his ear/ none cheer the deer/
Hes wackitywack, that's a fact ...mark disagrees and i'll swing machete round him . . . to 'clear the air!'/

Mark is shakin' and achin' in pain/ while im breakin' and degradin' his fame/
When it comes to proper diction, can't deny this ...even mikuz knows, ''err'' is fond of ''making mistakes'' ..which is weird . or maybe INSANE!!/

Dismember him leavin' no trace/ after I club the bee with a mace/ I kill this gee and bring upon his family disgrace/
GOOD NEWS House! I just axphysiated MARK . . and to dramatize his death, I wear an oxygen mask @ the funeral as Jordin Sparks & Chris Brown encore 'no Air' like we're in space/


[color=#00000]SHU[/color]

Geoxpress:

He's wack, yet he hardly knows this/
Ur ish stup.id/nd ur real foolis.h/

No beef, you'd choke when this flour hits lung like a semolina down airway/ he's no near baggin' this COPA AMERICA, the ballerina so faraway/
Lost to Max 2wice, Ill 2wice, lahkay, darkk, won Flash, so numerically, its 6 - 1 . . . Argentina, Paraguay/

He lied sayin' he hotter than 1200 celcius lava degree/ last Xmas exposed his frailty, he's not a real man, got guava spirit/
Common banger made him & his boo pick race ...in english terms, we saw the '2 ran' ...on 'Barca TV!'/

He has and will never be doper in his afterlife creation/ i've gathered enough meat to have his appetite rationed/
Wack, weak, worse - what we know him for, so those rhymes, jokes, mets re farce . that's "nat Geo" . . . somebody ghost-scripted for him, from a "satellite station!!"/

This crude harming, a success/ I know by now you snorin' excess/
Its 1:01am already, gonna wake, n 'cry very well' by the time he sees this, ...'good mourning' xpress!/

Flow for the rank? Interesting... Hopped in here, saw the shiit and felt I got this one.
N.B. This gon be a short and disorganized freestyle so, if It don't sail, imma get off the boat and do the backstroke all the way to the shore. Alright, let's get it!!!


My shiit is bananas, these "monkeys on weed" must be "shocked"...Haywire//
They tired// these Fagz happily GLOW FROM THE ASSS... Gays Hired// I'm Way flyer// first sight at FLOW FOR THE RANK, i Aimed higher// coz this niggah 'bout to BLOW UP THE BANK and Pay tithers// I'm the laughter you hear in darkness,/ the gut-ripper with the lantern./ Reaching out for the light and... damn it's out! HOLD UP, IT'S DARK!!!...Bray Wyatt//

Imma reveal my identity soon before I DROP THIS MIC// but first, this thread do feel like a sushi house, so imma use my CHOPSTICKS NICE// No beefing! I "Buy-bull" (Bible) to know the truth and that's if eating PORK IS RIGHT// Wait! For the benefit of some Fagz in here, I said "...if eating COCCK IS TIGHT"//
Hip Hop on NL is FVCKING HYPED// I could go underground for another couple of years and still watch these DUMMIES FIGHT// but no! Show's over, this is reality. Titled: "The sunny day, the BLOODY NIGHT"//

I'm that bloody knight, niggahs, BRACE YOURSELVES// Let it be known that when NiQ showed up, y'all EMBRACED YO DEATHS// I advise the few galant vets to "Draw" they swords and TRACE They STEPS// coz I'm here with the Heat from Miami to H-Town, yeah, the letter "H" FOR "HEALTH"// to leave these mitches in bad shape like I crushed the GATES OF HELL//

I'm NiQ and if the name ring a bell, holla. If it don't, holla still. Lol. S/O to them old vets in the building. I ain't done this in about five years now so pardon my ish. Looking forward to making and meeting new and old foes and friends. Peace!!

Geoxpress:
ThunderStorm I view u viewing

Niggas watching my moves . . . on their mobile screen/
they focusing/ hoping I post a scheme!/ cos my flows are clean!/

From niggas I know abroad. . .and the ones are I know locally/
and that totally/ goes to mean/ I'm probably/ known globally!/

nickusoro:
I'm the laughter you hear in darkness,/ the gut-ripper with the lantern./

You got this one.

dj5naira:


You got this one.

Gratitude! So what's it gonna be? When do I get my first bout here?

Yesterday.

nickusoro:

Gratitude! So what's it gonna be? When do I get my first bout here?

hol' up ..why do you need to 'buy bull' just to know the truth ..

Wordplay it is .I get..buh ion see no link in dah line..mind xplaininq?

LhoOd:


hol' up ..why do you need to 'buy bull' just to know the truth ..

Wordplay it is .I get..buh ion see no link in dah line..mind xplaininq?

I think that line is self explanatory though but that depends on the angle it's being viewed from.
I started by saying "No Beefing!" Then moved on to compare sausage with pork, which would you prefer?(that's a personal thing) Also, some religions contradict the consumption of pork, so getting a bible into this shouldn't be a bad idea.

I hope that did help throw some light?

Just a piece of cake

I am and I'm here/ to reiterate and spit out my heart/
My love for the m to the I to the c made me a vicious Emcee/
Now lurking inside is something you like, my nigga let's see/
Protection, protection, this scripture you read will help elaborate/
This is a nine in ya hand walking through a dark subway/
A symbol of love, an icon of hope. . . Martin Luther's portrait/
So wrestle ignorance, take a walk with me and let's tackle it/
Don't faint please/ don't faint please/
Cos how can we make it when we never made it to that kick off stage of trying to make it?/
Now this message I'll pass may trouble a cat and he picture me obnoxious/
But the fact will remain that G'iyasara is revealing the obvious/
You brought us the truth with lies in your heart planted inside/
Your lyrics is fine, but your steelo is foul, so how will the culture revive?/
Hapi-hapipi-ne-hapi-hapipi-ness?/ you've delivered the truth but a look at you is outward-bareness/
It's like consuming a morsel of bread with no water in the spot/
My brother, my brother, you satisfying hunger and dis-respecting thirst!!!

dj5naira:
Yesterday.

Lool

GIYAZZ:
Hapi-hapipi-ne-hapi-hapipi-ness?/

So you stammer

Krone, let me know, when you intend doing your topical cipher.

Giyazz

[BIG L]
Yo; you know the game plan C-Town, that's my main man We never bring luggage, we go shoppin when the plane lands Still run with the same clan, used to be a Kane fan ("Mmm, mmm, mm.." Everything I rock is name brand L'll make ya dame swallow Your ice don't shine and your chain hollow While you front in clubs for hours with the same bottle Takin midget sips, I run with the richest clicks Tap the thickest chicks, plus drop the slickest hits You know nuttin about L, so don't doubt L What's this motherfuckin rap game without L? Yo, that's like jewels without ice That's like china without rice or the Holy Bible without Christ or the Bulls without Mike or crackheads without pipes The Village without dykes or hockey games without fights Don't touch the mic if you unable to spit Flamboyant is the label I'm with, motherfucker

Lmao...yesterday

Alexpissu:
Krone, let me know, when you intend doing your topical cipher.

Giyazz

Wow! You didn't tell me you're interested. I'll create a thread ASAP for signups.

Hearin' his fate decided, the Spanish cried and sneezed/ lemme re-read the words of Clyde bit by bit/
we'd drop that 'sinner lower', bury the cross 9ft under ...with you tied to it!/

Remembered a display in Beijing/ because of my "booty likeness" I go fit run 20 relay for Brazil/
I go love drunk watchin' movements of women behind ....opticians know say my eye dey turn anytime this nucca see a.rse with no Iker of Madrid/

I'm gettin' there, this police aint faithless/ ginger ya boy and im exceedin' greatest/
With Hercules to spur me on, I can go the distance, just 400 miles away to achievin' greatness/

I felt we were in harmony, talking/ they weren't discerning contents/
Heard so many “beep sound” while voicin' my note, they said cos I made “alarmin” comments/

This very action made their V~suals contracts/ so jibe with this visible tactics/
Love ma meal tasty so on each pu.ssy, we put 'ah salt in' them, and we don't mean launchin' physical attacks/

Infiltrate Richard Branson's firm sexin' female clergy troops/ i'mma 'deceive her' with sermon drupe/
If ya girls still untouched, i'd show her sisters of similar qualities then persuade her to be part of the Virgin Group/

When they start throwin' tantrums, you best be duckin' the hooks/ don't be carried away by those minister features, caring with looks/
Smell the aroma in Okonjo-Iweala pot ....and chefs are still busy 'cooking the books!'/

Once coached the Los Blancos buyin' devout clan/ won every cup, trophy, shootouts sittin' on the dugout stand/ ...a lot wondered how we ne'er fadeout, never failed our fan/
substitutin' the Welsh winger @ every halftime became the perfect strategy, our 'bailout plan!'/

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throwback..my complete bars against Liricyst..I feel I omitted my best lines..y'all should rate this

Heywhizzy:


If you form d0pe,I'ld kill in the process/ in this tourney,no one comes close,quit reminiscing progress/ and y'all judges shouldn't yet console,when I leave him with bow legs/ cos he'll be fulfilling his name "non'so",when I leave the dude soulless/ (so less)

he's too weak,I've the might of God/ to finish the guy abroad,get a "skate" to wipe his "eyes" along/ increase his sugar level,then get ants to bite his lungs/..to the ground he's getting lyrically "cemented" though I've a writer's "block"/

really,we in a ring?..u mean me n Liricyst/ OMG, when my sick punches hit him/ his head would explode,he's hasim Rahman,I'm evander in this holyfield/ or it leaves his brain detached from skull,I'm max Baer,he is Francisco camilli/

I can't believe my eyes,that blood hunger could make me form newbie in disguise/ now I regret thinking it wise/ but if he claims match for this heavyweight king,spitting light/ I'ld be forced to let him kiss his mum before he dies /

He beating me is treason/ the dude so "small",that's why he feels he a "biggie"/ in here nobody feels he/ is collection of bars are trash can like ice Prince's e.p/

my bars are perilous/ they never go dry,they are in millions/ he a graduate from uniben,that's something we have in union/ but don't take it as funny when I take him to the roof and kill the alumni on aluminium/

the devil calls me sir/ cos I'm the best oppressor/ I'll so harm this dude make his eyes lost in stars/ till he's used to bad and detest goodluck like buhari supporters/

send thugs to his mum to kill after they f her badly/ then I'll go to his home to x his daddy/ send the man to the devil from the bed I axed him/ he can now wonder where exactly mum is but he isn't calling MUNIR when he laments "hell had daddy"/

Create a committee as the presidency/ to hire goons to head with leg to his sister's residency/ let them rape her frequently/ then the x will come after the F like multiplying mean with frequency/

After killing his sister nd the parent/ I'ld link him to the lord like I'm the agent/ I bring confusion to the apex/ as I let y'all wonder if I'm bad or good when I hook him up with a friend/

1/100 --f9 tinx

ThunderStorm:


Niggas watching my moves . . . on their mobile screen/
they focusing/ hoping I post a scheme!/ cos my flows are clean!/

From niggas I know abroad. . .and the ones are I know locally/
and that totally/ goes to mean/ I'm probably/ known globally!/

I've been on top, but u been hovering/thunder? Yeah that's seen globally/U think u over me?/
Cus u rhyme lika maniac, nd a lunatic...

Ur rhymes trash, they should be seen in the waste been/entering here with such is a great sin/U goons get shot on sight, like putting boxers over where they see! /

Heywhizzy:
throwback..my complete bars against Liricyst..I feel I omitted my best lines..y'all should rate this

this is 10 bars na.... nor be four bar battle abi five we do that year?

When a nigga is scared......

Dj u should be killed/for the wack shi.t u bring /....


Get a life homie/we know uve strives homie/don't get vexed.... We go call u "dog" if u try "bone me"!!"

He should be shot with an rpg/for his wack bringing/claiming naija cassidy/he so "writes" bt the nigga so wack "practically!!"

Get lost fool/or like akpos I will end ur gloove/i mean end ur groove! /

Dj is wackman/I'd so laugh at him, I'll run outta 'Pacman!' /IL mock him and still give him a pat man/cus ds dj has only been seen scratching a recharge card

Fucck dj/stop dj/U gunned down on this day/i video the whole thing nd put it on replay/U gon get more views than oyime!! /

liricyst:


this is 10 bars na.... nor be four bar battle abi five we do that year?

I thought it was ten bars before..after I posted,oga krone told me to modify it to five bars..do you think I didn't select the best five?

Heywhizzy:
I thought it was ten bars before..after I posted,oga krone told me to modify it to five bars..do you think I didn't select the best five?

you just dey kill my mum, dad and sister up and down

*laughing out little*

I possess some ruthless powers/
...Wrestle my demons during my coolest hours/
So if you thinking of picking a fight with me
I'll blow off your top then leave you like roofless towers/
......Then I put my gun on the throne and let it 'reign' over you....soon as I let the bullet 'showers'/



Worshipped by the greeks,I'm a demi-god/
Revered in the arena... a typical gladiator's lord/
No stone unturned..no soul untouched..I've shed thousands blood/
A punch will take one of your tooth,dud/
...Then I'll drop 62 bars on the remaining 31 just to even the odd/


Poured Sauvignon blanc..glasses raised up/
Cheers to my success....hardwork pays off/
Intelligentsia,my group always stays up/
............But even if you study in eiffel tower top
....You still won't get your grades up/

Kineticist:
I possess some ruthless powers/
...Wrestle my demons during my coolest hours/
So if you thinking of picking a fight with me
I'll blow off your top then leave you like roofless towers/
......Then I put my gun on the throne and let it 'reign' over you....soon as I let the bullet 'showers'/



Worshipped by the greeks,I'm a demi-god/
Revered in the arena... a typical gladiator's lord/
No stone unturned..no soul untouched..I've shed thousands blood/
A punch will take one of your tooth,dud/
...Then I'll drop 62 bars on the remaining 31 just to even the odd/


Poured Sauvignon blanc..glasses raised up/
Cheers to my success....hardwork pays off/
Intelligentsia,my group always stays up/
............But even if you study in eiffel tower top
....You still won't get your grades up/

This' lamme talk/go back to school lad if u wanna get ur grades up/here we teach how to trade bars, not to trade words/

U lacking nd slacking in the game bros/look at me, my face looks so heinous/U wanna eff a nigga bt I say ef ur gay talks/

Cus ur eyes gon go red wen I spray glocks! /U go get the scent, so u better pray son/

Lame shi.t u dropped,always nd same son./shi.t from the same con/a silver be placed on ur head like a bride price is being paid off!! /

I see ur initials, bt no idea where ur name was/what's ur name? Kinestic? Look so broken, I bet that's where ya name falls

Alexpissu:
Krone, let me know, when you intend doing your topical cipher.

Giyazz

Kr0ne, I'm interested in your cipher. I want in. Alexpissu, give me Apollo. He's the god_of_music!