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After campaigning hard and strong, the day has finally come. I am so elated on my new appointment as a Special Adviser. I will still be on nairaland, but will concentrate more on other unanonymous social media. I will definitely play my part in the CHANGE process!

-CramJones

I feel so honored to have the first comment. All my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I never thought I could of accomplished this but here i am. I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank Jesus, the lord our savior for blessing me with this wonderful opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I would like to thank the neighbor’s dog for always being there for me when my own dog would run away from me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole, for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel in my backyard for climbing trees because it gives me the inspiration i need to get through the day. I also want to thank my teachers for preparing me for this day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any unmentioned friends or family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment i never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank, the fish I caught in primary 4, my bed because without it would be laying on the floor, the light in my room because it helps me see so i can write this speech. My house because without it i would be homeless. And last but not least i would like to thank all the people who took the precious time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress of how much this means to me. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has been impossible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue on this undoubtfully rare occasion, maybe even a million followers. If u ask me how i did this i would say, you can do anything you set your mind to. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams and they can make anything happen. Being the top comment is a real honor and for everyone who has read this whole thing, thank you and god bless.

mad man.

Declare ur asset publicly oh

Egotistical attention seeker.

hmmmm I have finally narrowed my search. I will report u to oga

[color=#007700] Chicken counting. [/color]

Remember me in paradise Oga.

Congrats

IbnSultaan:
hmmmm
I have finally narrowed my search.
I will report u to oga

Dont forget to mention that he loves attention & should not be privy to sensitive state matters.

kodded:
Orishirishi



So many mad people full nairaland this days

Lmao. Many are mad, few are roaming. Lol

A classic case of disillusion, garnished with an high dose of hallucination.

Femi Fani Kayode - aka deluded goat.

I hope EFCC re-opens your case so you this nuisance can get off this forum.

Atlantian:
mad man.

...a very mad man. He remain small make him enter market. Abeg keep rope somewhere

kodded:
Orishirishi



So many mad people full nairaland this days

^^^
I tire o. This fanny own no get part 2

cramjones:
After campaigning hard and strong, the day has finally come. I am so elated on my new appointment as a Special Adviser. I will still be on nairaland, but will concentrate more on other unanonymous social media. I will definitely play my part in the CHANGE process!

-CramJones

And so?

E-billionaires/millionaires

I wonder how it feels being a millionaire online and soaking garri in real life

ibotjaycob:
I feel so honored to have the first comment. All my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I never thought I could of accomplished this but here i am. I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank Jesus, the lord our savior for blessing me with this wonderful opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I would like to thank the neighbor’s dog for always being there for me when my own dog would run away from me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole, for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel in my backyard for climbing trees because it gives me the inspiration i need to get through the day. I also want to thank my teachers for preparing me for this day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any unmentioned friends or family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment i never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank, the fish I caught in primary 4, my bed because without it would be laying on the floor, the light in my room because it helps me see so i can write this speech. My house because without it i would be homeless. And last but not least i would like to thank all the people who took the precious time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress of how much this means to me. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has been impossible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue on this undoubtfully rare occasion, maybe even a million followers. If u ask me how i did this i would say, you can do anything you set your mind to. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams and they can make anything happen. Being the top comment is a real honor and for everyone who has read this whole thing, thank you and god bless.

chai nawa o ds long thesis cos u b FTC....Nawa o

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I wonder how ppl take dey survive close to this psycho maniac....his sickness is worse than ebola ...yabaleft should help this escapee...next time he shouldn't have an access to de internet...kidCramjones

We are watching...
*but some people still think this guy is FFK?

cramjones some weeks back u talk say u regret say u campaign 4 APC... www.nairaland.com/2432612/why-regret-campaigning-change-opinion...today anoda ish ur own dullaritic case worse pass d original dulllardinho

cramjones,when are you officially handing me your moniker?

am not surprised

This guy is intelligent. His problem is that he talks too much