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Abeg Who Lie Pass by Mystery007(op): 4:33pm On Jul 17, 2015

Abeg Who is the best liar ?
Guy: Babe what phone is this ? Girl: Well is the new Bold20 Guy: Bold20 Dey ? Girl: Yes Guy: How much ? Girl: Bought it for N300 thousand Guy: WTF! What can it do ? Girl: It doesn't go off, it has no battery, it doesn't need a sim card to browse, it charges through solar WBU, what phone do you use ? Guy: well am using Samsung Galaxy AIT STV Nokia Apple Windows iPhone 30 Girl:What!Which kind of phone is that ? How much ? Guy: Just N500 thousand Girl: Babe are you serious ? What can it do ? Guy: Hmmmmmm it can do a lot of things oh, the phone browses on it's own, it has fridge, bedroom and parlour inside, no need for charging, the one i love most is that it helps me do all the house chores and if am in the parlour watching a movie and the phone is in my bedroom and it starts to ring, the phone will walk from the room to the parlour shouting my name saying i dey ring oh pick me pick me Girl:Chai guy you can lie o Guy: No be you start am ?

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Re: Abeg Who Lie Pass by madgoat(m): 4:39pm On Jul 17, 2015

Boring

Re: Abeg Who Lie Pass by Keepshining(f): 4:40pm On Jul 17, 2015

Mystery007:
Abeg Who is the best liar ?

Guy: Babe what phone is this ?
Girl: Well is the new Bold20
Guy: Bold20 Dey ?
Girl: Yes
Guy: How much ?
Girl: Bought it for N300 thousand
Guy: WTF! What can it do ?
Girl: It doesn't go off, it has no battery, it
doesn't
need a sim card to browse, it charges through
solar WBU, what phone do you use ?
Guy:
well am using Samsung Galaxy AIT STV Nokia
Apple Windows iPhone 30
Girl:What!Which kind of phone is that ? How
much ?
Guy: Just N500 thousand
Girl: Babe are you serious ? What can it do ?
Guy: Hmmmmmm it can do a lot of things oh,
the phone browses on it's own, it has fridge,
bedroom and parlour inside, no need for
charging, the one i love most is that it helps me
do all the house chores and if am in the parlour
watching a movie and the phone is in my
bedroom and it starts to ring, the phone will
walk
from the room to the parlour shouting my name
saying i dey ring oh pick me pick me
Girl:Chai guy you can lie o
Guy: No be you start am ?

No need 4 argument,Guys have been telling lies since the begining of the world.

Re: Abeg Who Lie Pass by deji47: 5:35pm On Jul 17, 2015

The Guy's lie is dry, right from the name of the phone. CDMA phones don't use sim. Girls have always been the better liars.
Op u try "kinkini" for trying to remix Buchi's Joke.

Re: Abeg Who Lie Pass by 123CarZ(m): 8:01pm On Jul 17, 2015

Rofl
Nice one @op

Re: Abeg Who Lie Pass by Mystery007(op): 10:48pm On Jul 17, 2015

deji47:
The Guy's lie is dry, right from the name of the phone. CDMA phones don't use sim. Girls have always been the better liars.
Op u try "kinkini" for trying to remix Buchi's Joke.

Hehehe!! u go fear nah. Thanks anyway

Re: Abeg Who Lie Pass by Mystery007(op): 10:52pm On Jul 17, 2015

Keepshining:
No need 4 argument,Guys have been telling lies since the begining of the world.

For ur Mind

Re: Abeg Who Lie Pass by xhamel89: 1:24pm On Jul 25, 2015

deji47:
The Guy's lie is dry, right from the name of the phone. CDMA phones don't use sim. Girls have always been the better liars.
Op u try "kinkini" for trying to remix Buchi's Joke.

wake up, cdma phones uses sim and can as well be programmed.

Re: Abeg Who Lie Pass by deji47: 3:30pm On Jul 25, 2015

xhamel89:
wake up, cdma phones uses sim and can as well be programmed.

Am awake. Any news?

Re: Abeg Who Lie Pass by deji47: 3:30pm On Jul 25, 2015

xhamel89:
wake up, cdma phones uses sim and can as well be programmed.

Am awake. Any news?

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