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creekman:
Op, I heard dat women also fast through their Virgina. How true is this?

LOUIS6:
6. For Some Cultures, Farting Is No Big Deal



While most cultures feel that farts should be suppressed in polite company, there are some cultures that not only don't mind letting them fly in public, but they actually enjoy it. An Indian tribe in South America called the Yanomami fart as a greeting, and in China you can actually get a job as a professional fart-smeller!

In ancient Rome, Emperor Claudius, fearing that holding farts in was bad for the health, passed a law stating that it was acceptable to break wind at banquets.

. Farting festival..hehe

Op na God bring you i have just consumed beans and corn a.k.a adalu dem don die today!!!!!!

Hard to believe that people fart after death!

1miccza:
Op na God bring you i have just consumed beans and corn a.k.a adalu dem don die today!!!!!!

mai tusa,weldone kai ji.

IYANGBALI:
Vickyrotex the queen of fart,eleko1 the king of fart,rokiatu commander in chief of fart,seun speaker house of fart

IYANGBALI presido of Fartland

LOUIS6:
2. Why Do Farts Smell Bad?



The more sulfur-rich your diet is, the more terrible your farts will smell. Some foods contain more sulfur than others, which is why eating things like beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs can cause gas that will peel the paint off the walls!

op shey u know say na silent mess dey smell pass.

IzonOwei:
this got me cracked up...would like to try it...

You want 2 burn some yansh fat abi I just pity your scrotum

Horlubunmmy:
mai tusa,weldone kai ji.

Na gode mi ki,ba ki san ce wa tusa lafia ce ne? Olorun o ko le iso ke?

mystique18:
renewable energy there!

You're such an enterprising chap, we need more folks like you in Nigeria.

1miccza:
Na gode mi ki,ba ki san ce wa tusa lafia ce ne? Olorun o ko le iso ke?

lol magana gaskiya.

Horlubunmmy:
mai tusa,weldone kai ji.

Let me guess this is formerly Bunsky right??

Horlubunmmy:
lol magana gaskiya.

Bunsky ne ko?ki n chanza suna ne?

1miccza:
Let me guess this is formerly Bunsky right??

chai,you're damn right.

Opolo yin shishe gan. Smart nigga.

Bravo!!!

1miccza:
Bunsky ne ko?ki n chanza suna ne?

yea

slickb:
. eleyi gidi gan

...I say this thread is very strong

Some fart can cause someone's nose to fall out.......esp the one that goes like this....

pheeeeeeeewwwwww!!!!!!!

LOUIS6:
6. For Some Cultures, Farting Is No Big Deal



While most cultures feel that farts should be suppressed in polite company, there are some cultures that not only don't mind letting them fly in public, but they actually enjoy it. An Indian tribe in South America called the Yanomami fart as a greeting, and in China you can actually get a job as a professional fart-smeller!

In ancient Rome, Emperor Claudius, fearing that holding farts in was bad for the health, passed a law stating that it was acceptable to break wind at banquets.

Imagine getting to work in the morning and instead of greeting your boss, you decide to release some atomic bombs on him/her, you know what will hapen na.

Lordave:
Can a lady fart confidently in the mist of her
Friends?

ahahahahaha! Why not? Ask my roomates they know i dont hide my talent

AirstarKane:
I love beans I love beans and I love farts my own alone o

......pra pra pra pruuuuuuuuuuu..........Hmmmmmmmmm....who did this?.......... ahn ahn......fine girl like you
U no even get shame........abasha.

just finished farting.

(In igbo man voice)So fart is also a form of energy... Is also inflammable.. *Chai nwanne m see bizness* .
Dursting my passport.

LOUIS6:
9. If You Hold Them In, They'll Just Come Out When You Sleep



Even if you clenched your butt and held them in all day, this which is very popular among the pretty females, the gas will escape once you relax. For what's more relaxing than sleep?

no wonder...

IYANGBALI:
Vickyrotex the queen of fart,eleko1 the king of fart,rokiatu commander in chief of fart,seun speaker house of fart

This is what happens when you mix garri with weed. Iyangbali, must you always mix garri with weed?

Horlubunmmy:
chai,you're damn right.


Opolo yin shishe gan.
Smart nigga.


Bravo!!!

Hahahahahaha thanks bae *fanning myself and blushing* ni bo lo wa lo lati ojo yii? Abi o n salo fun gbogbo wa ni?

Blackfire:
(In igbo man voice)So fart is also a form of energy... Is also inflammable.. *Chai nwanne m see bizness* .
Dursting my passport.

Nna eeeehh i can be your supplier of different type of fart energy gases. Biagodu let us negotiate!!!!

That number 9 is very true. I had a female friend over at my place and at we slept on same bed...while she was asleep at midnite I was still browsing on my phone. This babe give me mess like 3 times, I had to leave the room oh.

Graccccccccy:
ahahahahaha! Why not? Ask my roomates they know i dont hide my talent

So to mess now na talent??Dia ris God ooo

RICKYMARIO:
Imagine getting to work in the morning and instead of greeting your boss, you decide to release some atomic bombs on him/her, you know what will hapen na.

That would surely be one hell of a disaster!!!Choi!!! Meeeennnn!!!!