I have really learnt a thing or two things from this thread.

To fart is natural, we should always have control if we want to fart. In other words we should not fart where other people are. We can simply take excuse and go do it outside. That shows how decent you are.

To some of our Nigerian ladies who form one thing to make people feel they don't fart, pls take note.

OP nor serious. there are different types of mess. namely. boooooommm, kpakpakpakpakoa that one nah shit u wan shiit, some go shout ur name bannnnnnnn, some nah slow mess dat one nai smell pass d sound go make fiiiiiiiiiiii add urs

LOUIS6:
9. If You Hold Them In, They'll Just Come Out When You Sleep



Even if you clenched your butt and held them in all day, this which is very popular among the pretty females, the gas will escape once you relax. For what's more relaxing than sleep?

Lol, i think am guilty cos have been told

I hate farts........ anybody that has big yansh has smelly farts..... I know!!!!!!

Fart causes GLOBAL WARMING

nice one...

farting is good because it reduces heaviness whenever it occurs.if you farts click LIKE, if you don't farts click SHARE.

Hmmm!!!!. I hope this is not gonna be the most smelling thread on Nairaland

LOUIS6:
6. For Some Cultures, Farting Is No Big Deal



While most cultures feel that farts should be suppressed in polite company, there are some cultures that not only don't mind letting them fly in public, but they actually enjoy it. An Indian tribe in South America called the Yanomami fart as a greeting, and in China you can actually get a job as a professional fart-smeller!
In ancient Rome, Emperor Claudius, fearing that holding farts in was bad for the health, passed a law stating that it was acceptable to break wind at banquets.

How can i apply for the job?

LOUIS6:
10. People Even Fart After Death

Here's proof that you can't escape passing wind, even after you're dead! Up to three hours after the body dies, gasses continue to escape from both ends of the digestive tract, resulting in burping or farting noises. This phenomenon is due to muscles contracting and expanding before rigor mortis sets in.

 

LOUIS6:
10. People Even Fart After Death

Here's proof that you can't escape passing wind, even after you're dead! Up to three hours after the body dies, gasses continue to escape from both ends of the digestive tract, resulting in burping or farting noises. This phenomenon is due to muscles contracting and expanding before rigor mortis sets in.

 

Akbee:
Farting is natural n unavoidable that i know but its more acceptable to fart with respect. Fart anyhow n get sacked.

Yea, bt don't let it be flamable

tobillionaire:
hmmmm fart thread.... *runs awt*

na ya type sabi fire missile pass!

What kinda f**king thread is this?

Women with big back sides tend to give very loud farts because the air escaping through those ridges is not easy. It will sound like gbuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

okay oo. fart as you like

...better out than in...always...

This space is not for sale.

Does Kim K fart? I don't think so! I hold my fart when I'm with clients,in church or at an office reception where many people are. But when I'm alone or with family and friends,I am free. My husband farts anyhow he likes;and when he does he's say "o ma dupe lowo olorun", in other wards I should be grateful that he's farting,that there are people in hospitals whom their families are praying for them to just release only one fart. Whenever I cook beans,that night I sleep in my own room..

Does Beyonce fart?

Who ate beans and egg on this thread? I can smell fart.

Vickyrotex the queen of fart,eleko1 the king of fart,rokiatu commander in chief of fart,seun speaker house of fart

Lordave:
Can a lady fart confidently in the mist of her
Friends?

It's a GUY thing

LOUIS6:







Yes they Do.... they just do it in a sexy way

There is nothing sexy about farts. It's nasty and it smells.

Every body should leave this forum now, i wan mess i beg.

I wanna fart

Block ur ears dudes!

Poopooooo pwapapapapaaaaa.....fffffffuuuuuuuuuu

LOUIS6:
 

2. Why Do Farts Smell Bad?



The more sulfur-rich your diet is, the more terrible your farts will smell. Some foods contain more sulfur than others, which is why eating things like beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs can cause gas that will peel the paint off the walls!

hahhhhhhhhaaa, can't stop laughing, peel d paint off d wall,dat should be some Baddddddd Fart

Yorubas will say Isokiso, o so pooke!

It's good to fart but knowing when and where to let it out is important.

If you have ever found yourself in a situation whereby farting is needed to determine your state of health,then you will give thanks to God for each fart you let go!

Adufetohposh:
Does Beyonce fart?

She be human being nau.

Op, I heard dat women also fast through their Virgina. How true is this?