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| JOKE: Jesus Allegedly Hanged His Daughter In The Air by Rilwon(op): 9:00pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
So, I was chatting with an old member of this forum sometimes ago. He is an old man precisely, and he made a statement that got me astounded that day. In the pithy aphorism, he said: If not for Jesus, I would have lost one of my twin girls from falling from a storey-building but was suspended on the air at the shout of Jesus.How true is this? And how was she later released from the air? I have only watched this happen in 'shaolin soccer', can we say this Statement was as a result of watchin chinese film? |
| Re: JOKE: Jesus Allegedly Hanged His Daughter In The Air by Visocrate(m): 9:13pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
don't call the name of the lord thy God in vane , don't play with the sacred op ok for joke the name is like mine ok |
| Re: JOKE: Jesus Allegedly Hanged His Daughter In The Air by lanrexlan(m): 10:38pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Lols, I am laughing o |
| Re: JOKE: Jesus Allegedly Hanged His Daughter In The Air by haffaze777(m): 4:47am On Jul 20, 2015 |
he is just following d footstep of his mentor Apollo Paul abi Nah apostle Paul,dat man can lie ehn |
| Re: JOKE: Jesus Allegedly Hanged His Daughter In The Air by Gombs(m): 7:59am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Rilwon:Matthew 19:26 KJV But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible. ![]() |
| Re: JOKE: Jesus Allegedly Hanged His Daughter In The Air by MuttleyLaff: 9:15am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Rilwon:You should have asked him to elaborate on the suspension part as "suspended on the air at the shout of Jesus" could economically mean miraculously suspended in the air, hanging, with her clothes caught on a pole or railings. She defied the law of gravity when she hung in the air after her clothing got caught on a pole or railing Rilwon:Old men dont like talking too much or talk unnecessarily unless if interest is shown. He was economical with the truth hoping you'll press him further for more information but you didnt You rather went the way of sarcasm and ridiculing the old man about him watching Chinese fims |
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