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Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by SAMBARRY: 5:43pm On Jul 26, 2015
EfemenaXY:


That is eh!

Sambarry, come answer question o! Me, I wan understand too. Very interested in your response... tongue tongue
the answer is simple, grin

just like okada, keke maruwa and hawkers have their tax collectors, ashewos have their tax collectors that collect money from them and act as security that will protect them from being kidnapped or used as ritual scapegoat so the tax collector stands at the reception of the brothel and whichever man that steps in will write his name inside register and tick the girl he wants to see. Their names are already in the higher education note book at the counter. After they write their name and tick whoever they want to see at the counter then they can go in



By day break in the morning the tax collector will open the book since its in list


He will just check the index

E.g Sandra had 18 customers today
oluchi had 22
Nkechi had 6
Tayo had 25


So she will pay 100naira tax x18 customers. The amount there is what she will pay for the progress of the business grin lipsrsealed
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by EfemenaXY: 5:48pm On Jul 26, 2015
SAMBARRY:
the answer is simple, grin

just like okada, keke maruwa and hawkers have their tax collectors, ashewos have their tax collectors that collect money from them and act as security that will protect them from being kidnapped or used as ritual scapegoat so the tax collector stands at the reception of the brothel and whichever man that steps in will write his name inside register and tick the girl he wants to see. Their names are already in the higher education note book at the counter. After they write their name and tick whoever they want to see at the counter then they can go in



By day break in the morning the tax collector will open the book since its in list


He will just check the index

E.g Sandra had 18 customers today
oluchi had 22
Nkechi had 6
Tayo had 25


So she will pay 100naira tax x18 customers. The amount there is what she will pay for the progress of the business grin lipsrsealed

Choi!

You even sabi how dem dey run their biz...

But yeah, it sounds very organised. Similar to a program that was on telly a few weeks ago. Something about Mega Brothels in Germany or so.

cococandy:
I'm good. ish.
how are you?

I'm good oh!

Just chilling with the girls here, trying to make the most of the remaining weekend. I wish I could close my eyes, and when I open them again, it's Friday evening. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by Chillis: 5:49pm On Jul 26, 2015
SAMBARRY:
gringringringringrin

Chillisauce where them dey sell 15 naira fish? gringrin

this woman you no go kill person cheesy

Its crayfish not fish.

Those ones you tell the woman to put jare she carry the dirty chaff top for you. cheesy

Ice fish is from 30 naira upward.
Egusi 60 naira à cup.
Buy 20 naira palm oil for water proof.


grin
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by SAMBARRY: 5:51pm On Jul 26, 2015
Lol why won't I know when when I'm going to the market to buy food stuffs I do a lot of window shopping on the way before I get to where I'm going for futuristic purpose so that by the time I'm ready to buy them I have an idea of how much each items cost and so that when the seller wants to lie I'll listen to him to amuse myself cheesy
Kimoni:


Kulyie, is there any item you don't know its price?? shocked shocked person wey go cheat you for market go sweat o

People have difference choices when it comes to food and its preparation and there is little or no basis for judging them.

I once lived in an ibibio community and visited a lot of modern families/kitchen while learning their native soups. Most of them hardly use blenders for their pepper, instead they use this "mini mortar and pestle" and before you say j-a-c-k, they had blended their pepper with this stuff and cook their delicious soups. Not for one second did I think these people like "suffer head" just because they preferred to use mortars even when they had blenders. That's what they grew up with and I dare say they had perfected the art of using it. Infact, by the time I was leaving them, I had grown to fall in love with it too, just that I never remembered to use it when I got back to Lagos sad
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by SAMBARRY: 5:53pm On Jul 26, 2015
gringringrin so you dey price crayfish grin


crayfish wey be say go los for inside egusi when the egusi done. You no go even taste am for the food grin
Chillis:


Its crayfish not fish.

Those ones you tell the woman to put jare she carry the dirty chaff top for you. cheesy

Ice fish is from 30 naira upward.
Egusi 60 naira à cup.
Buy 20 naira palm oil for water proof.


grin
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by Chillis: 5:54pm On Jul 26, 2015
edwife:


Thank you darling for this,i don't get this woman.... undecided




Sometimes you sabi serious ehn. cheesy

No be term paper she write. These days everybody is blogging.

I go soon open my own blog sef.
Whether more money go enter my hand
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by EfemenaXY: 5:56pm On Jul 26, 2015
SAMBARRY:
gringringrin so you dey price crayfish grin


crayfish wey be say go los for inside egusi when the egusi done. You no go even taste am for the food grin

You never start.

The babe dey price everything, priceable. tongue tongue

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Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by Chillis: 5:59pm On Jul 26, 2015
SAMBARRY:
gringringrin so you dey price crayfish grin


crayfish wey be say go los for inside egusi when the egusi done. You no go even taste am for the food grin

Hian, not only price. I make sure I select the ones wey chaff no too much.

Nigerians can wayo person. And I make sure I look wella to see the jarah o.

If you just turn your eyes off, they will tell you they have added the jarah grin

Madam put jarah jor.
if she no put the jarah, I go another place go buy. No be my money? grin

Same for those mallams cutting meat
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by SAMBARRY: 6:02pm On Jul 26, 2015
Lol they are very organised o gringrin yes of course. grin

then don teach them sense so they have to be organised otherwise na them go loose
EfemenaXY:


Choi!

You even sabi how dem dey run their biz...

But yeah, it sounds very organised. Similar to a program that was on telly a few weeks ago. Something about Mega Brothels in Germany or so.



I'm good oh!

Just chilling with the girls here, trying to make the most of the remaining weekend. I wish I could close my eyes, and when I open them again, it's Friday evening. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by Kimoni: 6:05pm On Jul 26, 2015
Chillis:


Hian, not only price. I make sure I select the ones wey chaff no too much.

Nigerians can wayo person. And I make sure I look wella to see the jarah o.

If you just turn your eyes off, they will tell you they have added the jarah grin

Madam put jarah jor.
if she no put the jarah, I go another place go buy. No be my money? grin

Same for those mallams cutting meat

grin grin grin grin grin

It's like you are describing me, sometimes, I tend to ask myself whether it's worth it sef, as in, whether they truly add jara. I think it's film trick.
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by SAMBARRY: 6:05pm On Jul 26, 2015
On top 30 naira crayfishshocked gringringringrin
Chillis:


Hian, not only price. I make sure I select the ones wey chaff no too much.

Nigerians can wayo person. And I make sure I look wella to see the jarah o.

If you just turn your eyes off, they will tell you they have added the jarah grin

Madam put jarah jor.
if she no put the jarah, I go another place go buy. No be my money? grin

Same for those mallams cutting meat
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by edwife(f): 6:07pm On Jul 26, 2015
Chillis:


Sometimes you sabi serious ehn. cheesy

No be term paper she write. These days everybody is blogging.

I go soon open my own blog sef.
Whether more money go enter my hand

gringrin
I beg make me co-writer and also treasurer... grin
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by SAMBARRY: 6:07pm On Jul 26, 2015
Kimoni:


grin grin grin grin grin

It's like you are describing me, sometimes, I tend to ask myself whether it's worth it sef, as in, whether they truly add jara. I think it's film trick.
they're not adding any jara o jare grin

they will just use their hands and pinch it to fall then they will pack it again and say it's jara grin

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Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by Chillis: 6:09pm On Jul 26, 2015
SAMBARRY:
On top 30 naira crayfishshocked gringringringrin

N'a wah for you oh.

It's 30 naira fish and 15 naira crayfish.

Btw...sambarry do you even know the diff between crayfish and fish? grin
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by Kimoni: 6:10pm On Jul 26, 2015
SAMBARRY:
they're not adding any jara o jare grin

they will just use their hands and pinch it to fall then they will pack it again and say it's jara grin

grin grin grin grin grin

my thots exactly
They have a way with their hands

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Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by shaybebaby(f): 6:12pm On Jul 26, 2015
EfemenaXY:


If you hide your Tassan Nairas in your bra, your money nor go ever lost. Unless dem wan chook hand inside dia. cheesy cheesy



Why una dey laff me?

Isn't that how they used to do "it" in those days? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed cheesy
Baba efe na lucky man, old skool things!! carry go, notin do you. *Still giggling to myself*
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by Chillis: 6:12pm On Jul 26, 2015
Kimoni:


grin grin grin grin grin

It's like you are describing me, sometimes, I tend to ask myself whether it's worth it sef, as in, whether they truly add jara. I think it's film trick.

My dear, it's just formality . Not that the jarah will even add value to your food.
It's just african courtesy wink

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Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by SAMBARRY: 6:18pm On Jul 26, 2015
cococandy:
you don't say. they wont wait for you to misplace your purse sometimes.
some just grab it and disappear into thin air.
na for those ones weydey put wallet for inside armpit na their scapegoats them be
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by SAMBARRY: 6:22pm On Jul 26, 2015
Kimoni:


grin grin grin grin grin

my thots exactly
They have a way with their hands
they have different styles.some willdeliberatly fall it and pretend like say it fall bexause they're looking for nylon grin
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by SAMBARRY: 6:24pm On Jul 26, 2015
Chillis:


N'a wah for you oh.

It's 30 naira fish and 15 naira crayfish.

Btw...sambarry do you even know the diff between crayfish and fish? grin
of course na grin
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by Kimoni: 6:26pm On Jul 26, 2015
SAMBARRY:
they have different styles.some willdeliberatly fall it and pretend like say it fall bexause they're looking for nylon grin

grin grin grin true

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Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by EfemenaXY: 6:38pm On Jul 26, 2015
Chillis:


My dear, it's just formality . Not that the jarah will even add value to your food.
It's just african courtesy wink

Lol!

Speaking of courtsey, when are you gonna change that your profile pic?

The thing too much na...
Re: Suffer-head: Is That The Fragrance Of An African Woman? by Chillis: 6:55pm On Jul 26, 2015
EfemenaXY:


Lol!

Speaking of courtsey, when are you gonna change that your profile pic?

The thing too much na...


I just realised the pic is still there cheesy

Leave the thing jor..it's ART.!

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