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| If You Were Here, What Will Be Your NAME??? by Nobody: 7:07am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Armed boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on.they asked them to close every door and windows so that nobody can escape.they counted the numberof worshippers and they were 200.they told them they would kill 150 out of these members but in an alphabetical order of names starting with the pastors.they approached the senior pastor asking;whats your name?pastor said zechariah zwinginar.the next pastor said zebede zacheus,the next pastor said zemmanuel zwilliams..........they approached the elders....the first one said zarepath zolomon..the next one said zalade zomorin..the next one said zesther zoluwatimilehin..they approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is abraham awolowo..the organist screamed and said he is a liar.my name is zabraham zawolowo..........if u were in d congregation,what will be your name? Be sincere TGIF,  |
| Re: If You Were Here, What Will Be Your NAME??? by Youngsage: 7:15am On Jul 31, 2015 |
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| Re: If You Were Here, What Will Be Your NAME??? by kilokeys(m): 7:23am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Just call me Zzzzzzzzz 1 Like |
| Re: If You Were Here, What Will Be Your NAME??? by shaiba(f): 7:25am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Zebrah 1 Like |
| Re: If You Were Here, What Will Be Your NAME??? by MrFlavvor(m): 8:10am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Zzzzzzoszzy zzzzzzadazzzu |
| Re: If You Were Here, What Will Be Your NAME??? by tomiobj(m): 10:28am On Jul 31, 2015 |
mcchaka: shaiba: MrFlavvor: kilokeys: Youngsage:Then the head of the group nw says 'lets forgive them'. Let's kill from z-a. Mr 'zzz' na u go die first. Zebra follow :-D |
| Re: If You Were Here, What Will Be Your NAME??? by kilokeys(m): 2:11pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
tomiobj:Oga shekau.. I no talk Zzzz.. I said AZzzeez 1 Like |
| Re: If You Were Here, What Will Be Your NAME??? by tomiobj(m): 2:33pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
| Re: If You Were Here, What Will Be Your NAME??? by Nobody: 4:16pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
| Re: If You Were Here, What Will Be Your NAME??? by Youngsage: 4:27pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
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| Re: If You Were Here, What Will Be Your NAME??? by Chestar5(f): 4:43pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
kilokeys:lolzz, badt guy |
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